who would win in a fight?

[babayetu83]

fat albert or count chocula?

please post how and why each would win in this hypothetical matchup. thanks in advance.

[New525]

Count chocula sweeps morals on but in a bloodlust fight fat albert wins

[warcrimes]

an argument could be made that the arts are the true winner

[Flourish]

Here's the real question:

Mr. Muggles or the clown?

[warcrimes]

Here's the real question:

Mr. Muggles or the clown?

A measurable, repeatable experiment.
We need to organize a clinical trial.

[Vitatroll]

Count Chocula: He eats chocolate for breakfast.

Flourish: Looking back, I'm actually surprised at the amount of clowns I've seen die to muggles. The amount of people in general, in face. Certainly lives up to his name since monkey AI was a thing.

[YoukCat]

Monkeys are EZ to fight, just keep punching it without trying to dodge or anything. By the time it realizes it's being attacked, it's on the ground.

If there's 2, you use something other than fists, you hesitate, or you're super unrobust, the monkey will fucking end your life. If you survive, you will always have nightmares of the beatings that monkey gave you, every time before you go to sleep you will see the haunting eyes of the monkey, until one day you challenge it again and get ganged on by several monkeys. As you're beaten to death, you realize that you shouldn't have fucked with the monkey.

[Superlagg]

It's hilarious how few people seem to get the point of the clown's character. You guys know how we know that he'd beat Macho Muggles or monkeyek? Because being a grossly stupid, incompetent, COMPLETELY OBNOXIOUS funnyman is the ENTIRE. POINT. OF HIS JOB. There will never be a single enemy introduced to the clown who he won't be able to slip with a banana peel. You know why his fight with Beepsky, the bot with implied criminal-buster-level of power, lasted so long? It's not because the clown was challenged. It's because he sympathized with Beepsky, felt bad for him, and deliberately allowed the fight to drag on. And in the end, all the clown had to do to beat Beepsky was put a slight modicum of effort into one of his banana peels. His obnoxiousness is played completely straight in his role. He's a guy who's honking because he's too silly, and he knows it, and he knows he'll never be really upstaged at annoying antics ever again (except for pissing off the HoS and sailing out of the airlock, apparently). At the same time, another main point of his role is that he's surrounded by superpowered crew and antags of all stripes and colors, a lot of whom aren't even human, with all variety of powers and extremely centric and enthusiastic backstories... and he's nothing but a regular human, who's only power is being stupid. And yet he's so absurdly, unfathomably strong that literally everything and everyone around him is an ant in comparison. He's almost constantly being underestimated, and constantly shutting up his opponents with a single peel. The point? He can't be beaten. It's not plot armor that's protecting him. It's not reasonable skills or feats. His superpower is literally being garbage. Because that's how his role was made. We've yet to see even a bare glimpse of just what the clown would be capable of if he went all the fuck out on something or someone. Not because he doesn't want to, but because everything he slips keeps dying in one halfhearted honk. A crewmember in the station describes him as " a man in the body of a dope". For all we know, that might actually be the case. He might ACTUALLY be strong enough to slip Solarium. singular. That's how OP he is. And that's the whole point.

At the end of the day, this whole fight is about swamps: Shrek can overcome any swamp put in front of him, but Macho Man HAS no swamps whatsoever!

And think about it, would we even want a Shrek that could bet Macho Man? Shrek's whole appeal is that tough swamps with lots of hard onions and greenness, he can match whatever swamp is put before him, whereas Macho Man's is one of a championship wrestler living among mankind. If Shrek could just have Macho Man's unswampedness wrestlepower, he's no longer the Shrek we know and love!

Even though Shrek couldnt possibly pin Macho Man in the Ring, he's still just as great of an ogre. And this is coming from a lifelong Macho Man fan!

[fosstar]

Ok new battle, Montgommery Scott vs one small internals box of keys, WHO WOULD WIN?

[HydroFloric]

Ok new battle, Montgommery Scott vs one small internals box of keys, WHO WOULD WIN?

This was tested already, Scott wins the physical battle but he loses the battle for the respect of his peers.

[NateTheSquid]

new battle, montgommery scott vs kraken AI

kraken wins because robot superiority

[fosstar]

Ok new battle, Montgommery Scott vs one small internals box of keys, WHO WOULD WIN?

This was tested already, Scott wins the physical battle but he loses the battle for the respect of his peers.

never forget