Goonhub
08-15-2017, 11:44 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-16-2017, 11:01 AM by Technature. Edited 1 time in total.)
Youkcat (1): AwfulWorldKid took off like some kind of idiot.
You know what would be funny?
If he was given a plan COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from what the actual plan is.
Just to spite him.
As one might expect, the shotgun is very difficult to craft to the pod in a workable way.
Frank_Stein (2): You make your way to the kitchen. Upon reaching it, you notice that you don't have access to where the captain currently is and cannot reach him.
Fuck it, you tried.
NateTheSquid (3): You salute to anyone that passes by. As one would expect, this isn't hard to do. As one might also expect, it doesn't really accomplish anything.
Your bleeding is starting to affect your vision. You should probably get that looked at.
Superlagg (5): You attempt to drag yourself to medbay. Luckily, a patrolling medical officer notices you and transports you to medbay much quicker than you could hope to yourself.
You don't think you can do much for the next minute as your leg is sewn back on.
NesMettaur (4): PDA packet construction goes off without a hitch. However......
Noah Buttes (5): You continue to spread the falsehood that you never existed.
fosstar (3+): You get together some Health Kits and run off to do your job. It's a simple typical day, so you don't see a need to bring anything but the essentials. You take a defibrillator though, just in case.
Bologna Prime (2): You transfer the funds into shipping and go to order the novelty clothing.........wait, why does shipping say it has no funds?
Wait, did you push the "Deposit all" button or the "Withdraw all" button?
New525 (6): You look at your bloody picture of the murderer clown that killed your family.
You look at it, renewing your hatred for clown kind.
YOU RENEW IT SO HARD IT HURTS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING KILL ANY GOD DAMN CLOWN YOU SEE!
+ vs. clowns.
a pleasant hug (4, engineer) (2): Your breath mask is in your box. Unfortunately, you don't have an emergency air tank. Your attempt to find one nearby is in vain, as someone apparently looted the arrival shuttle. Your trinket is your father's lucky ketchup bottle. You don't know why it was his lucky bottle, but whatever.
Lord Birb (6): You ask over the radio if anyone needs a shuttle. Currently, opinions are either neutral or positive. You decide it's not enough.
You look through your cameras to check for suspicious activity.........wait, is that a clown?
You don't remember a clown being part of today's crew manifest. Checking reveals it's not...
Wait, it's gone now.........oh well, probably not important.
The botanist seems to not be doing his job. In fact, he seems kinda pissed.
UmbraDrake (5): You manage to take the brain out of a monkey and successfully augment it into a cyborg body. It seems very confused, but capable. You think it might be able to learn if taught. You also successfully make a spare AI core in the off chance the station needs a new one. You'll need a brain donator to activate it though.
Studenterhue (2): You bring the activated artifact to medbay. And by bring it to medbay, we mean throw it out of science and tell medbay if they want it, it's their problem. Meanwhile, the second artifact still doesn't seem activated.
Hotcoffeemug (1) vs. NesMettaur(5): Hotcoffeemug attempts to make his way to mechanics and steal things. However, upon attempting to open the door, he gets a nasty shock, knocking him down to the ground almost instantly.
"Oops...Uh......better tell security anyways..."
Hotcoffeemug is now wanted for attempted forced entry into mechanics.
Vitatroll (1):Ya know what? Screw these eggplants! They're shit! This entire job is shit! This entire station is shit! Fuck this station!
You decide to flip the fuck out, destroying all the plants you made. This may cause a commotion if anyone sees this.
elan_oots (1+): You rush off to help the captain and staff assistant as quickly as you can. So quickly, in fact, that you fail to notice you went the wrong way. Well that was time well wasted.
(For future reference, try to keep all your actions to one post. Please edit unless you have questions, thank you.)
Current situations:
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Syndicate Shuttle.
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Nuke Ops plan of Counterattack: Combat is + in New525 and Youkcat's favor.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Surgery: Superlagg is currently undergoing surgery. They can try to do something, but it'll be really hard (--).
Misuse of funds:Shipping has no budget.
1 star Wanted:Hotcoffeemug
FEATS OF ANGER:Vitatroll is having a bad day.
You know what would be funny?
If he was given a plan COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from what the actual plan is.
Just to spite him.
As one might expect, the shotgun is very difficult to craft to the pod in a workable way.
Frank_Stein (2): You make your way to the kitchen. Upon reaching it, you notice that you don't have access to where the captain currently is and cannot reach him.
Fuck it, you tried.
NateTheSquid (3): You salute to anyone that passes by. As one would expect, this isn't hard to do. As one might also expect, it doesn't really accomplish anything.
Your bleeding is starting to affect your vision. You should probably get that looked at.
Superlagg (5): You attempt to drag yourself to medbay. Luckily, a patrolling medical officer notices you and transports you to medbay much quicker than you could hope to yourself.
You don't think you can do much for the next minute as your leg is sewn back on.
NesMettaur (4): PDA packet construction goes off without a hitch. However......
Noah Buttes (5): You continue to spread the falsehood that you never existed.
fosstar (3+): You get together some Health Kits and run off to do your job. It's a simple typical day, so you don't see a need to bring anything but the essentials. You take a defibrillator though, just in case.
Bologna Prime (2): You transfer the funds into shipping and go to order the novelty clothing.........wait, why does shipping say it has no funds?
Wait, did you push the "Deposit all" button or the "Withdraw all" button?
New525 (6): You look at your bloody picture of the murderer clown that killed your family.
You look at it, renewing your hatred for clown kind.
YOU RENEW IT SO HARD IT HURTS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING KILL ANY GOD DAMN CLOWN YOU SEE!
+ vs. clowns.
a pleasant hug (4, engineer) (2): Your breath mask is in your box. Unfortunately, you don't have an emergency air tank. Your attempt to find one nearby is in vain, as someone apparently looted the arrival shuttle. Your trinket is your father's lucky ketchup bottle. You don't know why it was his lucky bottle, but whatever.
Lord Birb (6): You ask over the radio if anyone needs a shuttle. Currently, opinions are either neutral or positive. You decide it's not enough.
You look through your cameras to check for suspicious activity.........wait, is that a clown?
You don't remember a clown being part of today's crew manifest. Checking reveals it's not...
Wait, it's gone now.........oh well, probably not important.
The botanist seems to not be doing his job. In fact, he seems kinda pissed.
UmbraDrake (5): You manage to take the brain out of a monkey and successfully augment it into a cyborg body. It seems very confused, but capable. You think it might be able to learn if taught. You also successfully make a spare AI core in the off chance the station needs a new one. You'll need a brain donator to activate it though.
Studenterhue (2): You bring the activated artifact to medbay. And by bring it to medbay, we mean throw it out of science and tell medbay if they want it, it's their problem. Meanwhile, the second artifact still doesn't seem activated.
Hotcoffeemug (1) vs. NesMettaur(5): Hotcoffeemug attempts to make his way to mechanics and steal things. However, upon attempting to open the door, he gets a nasty shock, knocking him down to the ground almost instantly.
"Oops...Uh......better tell security anyways..."
Hotcoffeemug is now wanted for attempted forced entry into mechanics.
Vitatroll (1):Ya know what? Screw these eggplants! They're shit! This entire job is shit! This entire station is shit! Fuck this station!
You decide to flip the fuck out, destroying all the plants you made. This may cause a commotion if anyone sees this.
elan_oots (1+): You rush off to help the captain and staff assistant as quickly as you can. So quickly, in fact, that you fail to notice you went the wrong way. Well that was time well wasted.
(For future reference, try to keep all your actions to one post. Please edit unless you have questions, thank you.)
Current situations:
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Syndicate Shuttle.
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Nuke Ops plan of Counterattack: Combat is + in New525 and Youkcat's favor.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Surgery: Superlagg is currently undergoing surgery. They can try to do something, but it'll be really hard (--).
Misuse of funds:Shipping has no budget.
1 star Wanted:Hotcoffeemug
FEATS OF ANGER:Vitatroll is having a bad day.
