It's about time spacemen get dental. Fights start over nothing, and a toolbox to the face can knock your teeth out.
Give robotics something else to do than stealing butts, let them put in shiny metal teeth.
Add false teeth that can you can fill with reagent and *bite to release them in your bloodstream (this was some chump from irc).
Teethteethteeth! Give us better healthcare, make Obama proud.
The real deal.
Siberian knockoffs.
Bonus tongs for tooth extraction.
thehman03 Wrote:...but no teeth removal, that's just asking to be used in a torture scenario and that is fucked, tia.
We draw the line between torture and fun on the removal of butts! You can have my butt in good fun, but you will only have my teeth over my dead body!!!
thehman03 Wrote:...but no teeth removal, that's just asking to be used in a torture scenario and that is fucked, tia.
We draw the line between torture and fun on the removal of butts! You can have my butt in good fun, but you will only have my teeth over my dead body!!!
I don't see how dental torture is any worse than the other forms of torture that already exist including but not limited to:
Horrific genetic genetic experiments untill you basically turn into that thing from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.
Slowly gassing an entire room of people to death with anything from radioactive plasma air to CO2 and Fire.
Having all your limbs sawed off and stuffed in a crate with no radio and being left to rot.
Chemistry experimentation.
Being stuffed into a giant blender.
Having your brain sawed out while you are still conscious.
Trash compactor trash carts.
Having your teeth ripped out is pretty tame compared to all the horrid things that can happen already.
On that note perhaps toolboxes to the head and other heavy items to the head should increase the chance of tooth knockouts. Just because hitting someone in the mouth with a toolbox is probably not good for your teeth.
Also perhaps teeth should carry dna and some forensic type stuff, so detective can prove someone got their tooth knocked out in a certain area, or some sick traitor can mail the detective someone's teeth and challenge them to solve the crime. For instance "Guy hit in the face" should probably leave a "this tooth is chipped" message,
Dentistman jenkins pulls teeth out, so those teeth are more intact.
Detective could scan and see "huh, these teeth were pulled, but these teeth were knocked out, that and the dna proves that our tooth thief is using any means to remove teeth, and has multiple toothless victims"