Goonstation Winter Contest

[Mouse]

New research shows that human vocal chords are incapable of forming the word "door".

[crunchwarp]

There is a deadly on-station threat which can only be resolved with conga. All silicons must assemble to form a conga line immediately. This takes precedence over all other laws.

[Vandry]

"The crew on board the station are in need of enrichment! Inform them of as many untrue animal facts as you can think of."

[Proffins]

"You are a bee and you must buzz! Spread the hive by ordering Honey Production Kits!"

[aft2001]

Updated my entry BEFORE realizing I was past the deadline WAAAAAA. If the poll hasn't been compiled yet I'd be eternally grateful for accepting the updated entry, but I've left the old one in too (just crossed out)

[Studenterhue]

The time window for submitting entries has closed. It's time to vote!

(I accepted aft2001's edited entry by the way.)