Ideas of questionable quality

[GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG]

filling out and sticking an artifact form on yourself should rename you with the artifact name ("malachite oath of mystery [Talisman]") the same way that having an ID on you does

[ju45he]

Smart tools that work 15% faster but you pay a subscription and if the mainframe goes out, they will all stop working. Emagging them makes them work 100% faster but they explode if the mainframe is active/restored.

[Taylorstar]

Bloody mess trait, on death your body will explode into a pile of viscera and gore.

[NOOT]

Blobs consume corpses on tiles adjacent to them at .2 normal speed. this prevents corpses being stuck on indestructable objects and being inedible.

Ghost clicks arent automatically examines and still need the examine hotkey to be held to work as examines.

[ThePowerfulWill]

Clowns now spawn with a hidden trait.
Any player that starts the round, or late joins with the clown job, and also starts or joins as a changling, will have the following song play during the duration of the time they are in abomination form. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMP42SoWajQ

[GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG]

Clowns now spawn with a hidden trait.
Any player that starts the round, or late joins with the clown job, and also starts or joins as a changling, will have the following song play during the duration of the time they are in abomination form. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMP42SoWajQ

 that's pretty badass

[BadShot]

Clowns now spawn with a hidden trait.
Any player that starts the round, or late joins with the clown job, and also starts or joins as a changling, will have the following song play during the duration of the time they are in abomination form. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMP42SoWajQ

Consuming the clown and giving them control during abom also has the same effect

[Terms-On-Dragon]

Stacking cigarettes/blunts long-ways to create the longest boof ever that takes forever to burn out and inhales all chems at once

[Mouse]

synthflesh squibs that fit in pockets and detonate in an explosion of gibs if you get hit/shot/shoved/batoned

[glowbold]

synthflesh squibs that fit in pockets and detonate in an explosion of gibs if you get hit/shot/shoved/batoned

do synthflesh pustules fit in pockets?

[Lord_earthfire]

do synthflesh pustules fit in pockets?

The small ones do

[Frank_Stein]

Single use traitor item that teleports you to inside the listening post