Ideas of questionable quality

[Kotlol]

New Traitor Cyborg module:
Organ harvester supreme.

Can deploy ice cream or cupcakes to lure in victims.
Then extends a scoop from it's body to painfull harvest the insides of the target, selling them all on the black market.
Then can wear the rest of the removed skin as a new disguise.

[meaow589]

race converter artifact
allow to interact by player / critter to convert them to random appearance/random critter base on type of critter.
human player -> random NPC name 
Critter -> other random critter ( for example mouse can turn into space cat. )
Bad critter -> Random critter ( such as Viper , Spider , Flock)

[Mouse]

There should be a small chance for the Nuke Op Commander to be named Gandhi.

His words are backed with nuclear weapons.