Add Joke Traitor Items For 13 TC

[awfulworldkid]

Exactly what the title says. Add some joke traitor items that appear in the telecrystal buy screen that you can't possibly get enough money to buy for the lulz. Maybe something like an 'Instant Win Button' or His Grace.

[Studenterhue]

George's Murderbone
(a huge bone that actually doesn't do anything besides create a remarkable pile of gibs and salt while the person you hit stays alive. Allows you to play fetch with George.)

Singularity Bomb
(spawns big bee named Singularbee who occasionally spouts jokes about black holes and Stephen Hawking)

Escape Shuttle Objective Code Fix
(actually just does nothing)

Spare Spare Captain's ID
(a chocolate bar with a golden wrapper. Eat it for a 1/100 chance of getting a golden ticket to Wonkmin's Chocolate Factory)

[Darkchis]

for the lulz.

I hate you and no.