Gimmick Job - Hunk

[locusts]

This can be an admin thing or a job of the day thing, I don't care, I just have to get this stupid idea out of my head.

- Starting equipment is swimming costume, bottled water. ID has no special access.
- Permanently brain damaged. Not as bad as the cluwne but bad enough that they'll stumble into doors and gibber.
- Cannot be grabbed, due to their bodies being naturally oiled.
- Permanent chocolate feel good effect. Will hug nearby people. A group of hunks becomes a cuddle pile.
- Will randomly flex.
- Subservient to Macho Men.
- (Possibly?) Hulk strength, to smash down walls and pose at people.

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[Frank_Stein]

Body oil and it's ability to make you hard to grab is a great idea.

[UrsulaMejor]

not understanding the point of the brain damage

[locusts]

Because it's funny, although could substitute it for oily bodies causing them to slip into things. Also, they should have a similar effect to obesity, so that their rippling muscles tear apart any normal clothes they attempt to wear that aren't speedos.

[A4Brogan]

So, In effect, you a job specifically for muscle building downs-syndrome folk?

My PC meter has exploded, but my vulgar side is all for it. I am conflicted.

[A4Brogan]

I would like to apologize for the previous post. Downs was way too harsh, and I was assuming that the brain damage was congenital. Point me to the room where you keep the cat o' nine tails and I will save you the trouble of flogging.

[Walrus]

Wait you want to add this in to the game? I've been one for years now.