Goonhub
04-26-2015, 04:09 PM
I am shocked nobody has ever suggested this before (to my knowledge), so here we go:
Blunts are straight up boring: What if you want to share that skunk? Do YOU want some other assistant's spit on your spleef? No, that's fucking disgusting!
Enter the Hooka. A wonderful little device that allows up to four people to enjoy grass hygienically! First, get a Pipe Frame, 2 floor tiles, some metal rods, and an igniter.
First, use the igniter on one of the floor tiles, and weld it into place. then, place the rods on one end of the pipe frame, making a mesh to hold the weed. Weld that too.
Now, apply the two parts together, and weld the seams. Then get the other floor tile and use it on the assembly, and use the wirecutters to snip a slide off cap for the open end, leaving some scrap. Then, with a screwdriver, punch holes at the middle of the assembly. Bam! A Hooka...almost.
Now, you have probably been smoking by the time you made this thing. Remember the roaches/ cigarrete butts? Grab some paper and use the roach/ cig butt on the paper. There is your mouthpiece! Now when you want a hit, just stick that mouthpiece into one of the holes and inhale deep son.
But what if you want THE WHOLE DAMN BAR riding on the Enterprise of high? No problem, Grab a beaker, igniter, rods and a pipe frame, we are making a bong.
Place the beaker on the pipeframe, drop the igniter down there. It should stick in between the beaker and the pipe. Now add the rods for the mesh. Done.
Just drop the leaves in and enjoy, fellow growers!
Blunts are straight up boring: What if you want to share that skunk? Do YOU want some other assistant's spit on your spleef? No, that's fucking disgusting!
Enter the Hooka. A wonderful little device that allows up to four people to enjoy grass hygienically! First, get a Pipe Frame, 2 floor tiles, some metal rods, and an igniter.
First, use the igniter on one of the floor tiles, and weld it into place. then, place the rods on one end of the pipe frame, making a mesh to hold the weed. Weld that too.
Now, apply the two parts together, and weld the seams. Then get the other floor tile and use it on the assembly, and use the wirecutters to snip a slide off cap for the open end, leaving some scrap. Then, with a screwdriver, punch holes at the middle of the assembly. Bam! A Hooka...almost.
Now, you have probably been smoking by the time you made this thing. Remember the roaches/ cigarrete butts? Grab some paper and use the roach/ cig butt on the paper. There is your mouthpiece! Now when you want a hit, just stick that mouthpiece into one of the holes and inhale deep son.
But what if you want THE WHOLE DAMN BAR riding on the Enterprise of high? No problem, Grab a beaker, igniter, rods and a pipe frame, we are making a bong.
Place the beaker on the pipeframe, drop the igniter down there. It should stick in between the beaker and the pipe. Now add the rods for the mesh. Done.
Just drop the leaves in and enjoy, fellow growers!
Bananadine