Miscreant objectives for clown

[atomic1fire]

I don't know if clown has any but here are some suggestions.

Get the crew involved in a prank war.

Make the AI laugh

Convince captain or another head to give you an important position while still performing your clown duties

Convince botany to grow bananas the entire round.

Find somebody to play tag with.

Play hide and seek with security. (this one is probably the worst idea)

"borrow" the HOS's/captain's hat.

Convince telescience to give you a pet.

Create a comedy club

Hopefully things that aren't too griefy but at the same time amusing for a clown to do.

[Berrik]

hit X people with a pie
cause every head to slip on a bananna peel

[Crumplehat]

Attain a high-level job and immediately squander it by being hilariously incompetent at it (or by not doing it at all, or by merely pretending to do it).

Give out balloons to the whole station.

Follow someone around, mimicking their every move. Repeating what they say is optional (More optional than this objective already is, anyway).

Talk the botanists into giving you your very own banana plant.

[DyssalC]

Make an "X" pie.

("X" being some random object)

Obtain an immortal banana plant.

Fill your balloons with "X" and throw them at people.

("X" being some random chemical, PROBABLY urine)

[Sam Guivene]

For the record, knowing how other servers have issues with clowns, make sure that an angry red message pops up stating that no antagonistic activities are permitted and failure to comply can get you jobbanned/banned/beaten/murdered blah blah blah...

[VictorMAngoStein]

Play hide and seek with security. (this one is probably the worst idea)

I already do this every round without any objectives