Goonhub
05-03-2014, 12:53 PM
Farts are great, everyone loves them, but how about some variety? What if one could change the pitch, loudness, or length of their farts? Within reason, of course.
Maybe certain foods or chems, when consumed, modify the default fart sound by certain variables. Eat a salad, the pitch goes down by one note. Eat an egg, the volume increases by a decibel or two. Or maybe there could just be an emote like *fartpitch that lets you set exactly what you want it to be at.
Grab a couple of barber suits and start your own quartet!
Maybe certain foods or chems, when consumed, modify the default fart sound by certain variables. Eat a salad, the pitch goes down by one note. Eat an egg, the volume increases by a decibel or two. Or maybe there could just be an emote like *fartpitch that lets you set exactly what you want it to be at.
Grab a couple of barber suits and start your own quartet!