Ideas of questionable quality

[Kotlol]

The walrus should aggro on anyone attacking the baby seals.  Hell, monkeys should too, since there's often a monkey in the pool.  Maybe all critters should.  Permanently.  Might deal with the weirdos who think it's cool to murder the seals and every other station pet every damn round.

This is not questionable at all! I do think critter murder should be harder and more punishable for the lols.
You hit the seal? Beepsky will put you on arrest and not only that... but what you added.

This is only for specific critters that are deemed "Friendly"
So space mouses and such do not count as they are deemd "Vermin"