Ideas of questionable quality

[RSOD]

It then increments an internal counter by 1 and announces the result.

i'm sure people are gonna try to get it as high as possible and get killed in the process
"why is there a pool of blood next to the sapience test artifact?"
"trying to get the highscore."

[Frank_Stein]

Falcons eggs. Grow and train falcons as a rancher. When wearing special gloves you can use the falcon as an item and it will fly towards what you click on.

It will then either attack it, perch on it, or grab it if it's a smaller item and retrieve it, depending on your intent and your bond with the animal.

[Emimiyu]

Make miners pay with their own money everytime they use the quantum telescope so it can replicate gacha game (rng, pity system)

[Lefinch]

Make miners pay with their own money everytime they use the quantum telescope so it can replicate gacha game (rng, pity system)

Cue miners joining genetics in being bolted to their seat all round staring blankly at the scr ooh, I got a SR-Erebite foilsteroid.

[Kotlol]

Glue bomb. Cause it just be funny to explode a bomb, everyone is covered in glue and things thrown at them get stuck.

[Mouse]

Clowns, like Jones, should be mechscannable.

rainbow fluid + spider eggs -> clownspider eggs

Just as rainbow fluid turns you into a clown and painbow fluid turns you into a cluwne, plainbow fluid should turn you into a mime.