Splayds - an all-in-one utensil

[sartorius]

Ever wish you could have to have a knife, a fork, and a spoon all in one, but somehow much worse? The Splayd is an Australian piece of cutlery that would satisfy the needs of most spacepersons for their eating, shanking, and poking needs.

[NateTheSquid]

as an australian who's seen people use those plastic utensils with a spork on 1 side and a knife-ish thing on the other side (so basically the thing above) to eat nothing but soup, yes