Owl bombs create a butt quantum superposition

[Grayshift]

Owl bombs cause your butt to fall off, while also still being on your pelvis. So you can wear it on your head and fart normally at the same time.

Severing your butt the normal way collapses the waveform and condenses the butts into a single state. (The one the fell off vanishes.)

Owl bombs should probably not cause your butt to fall off in the first place but I don't think there's any hurry to fix this.

[Vunterslaush]

This same thing happens to anyone who gets turned into a Tommy. Does it also create butts with no owner?

[hipBEE]

quantum buttcanics