Multiple admins on goon3 yesterday

[AmazingDragons]

Admin: This was a team effort between the admins that were on and I'm not sure exactly who was doing what. I know both Cogwerks and Ley were on.

Server: RP1
Date + time: Yesterday
Synopsis: Okay, so I spawn in as a traitor mechanic, and right at the start we get a message from Centcom congratulating us on our brand new top of the line multi-core AI system. We had 4 AI's. I decided since I had rolled traitor mechanic, and there was four AI's and admins online, this would be the perfect time to do a bombing hostage situation. I ahelp to ask if that's cool and Tterc says to go for it and to make the crew fear mechanics. I rp for a little bit, then head on out to Hemera. I sneak in, scan the nuke with my syndicate device analyzer and head on back to the mechlab. I have to kind of finesse my way around the other mechanic and people at the door, but I manage to print out three nukes. I set one up in tech storage, and the other two in maintenance tunnels. 

I use my packet nerdery to set up in tech storage. I auth the nuke for easy activation, and set up a file for anonymously pda messaging the crew. I also set up a command to bolt the door to tech storage shut whenever I press a button, to allow me to delay sec. I start pda messaging everyone from the name of Three GIANT Nukes with ominous messages about having gained sentience, and then activate them at the max time (440 seconds). I begin negotiating with the crew, having a blast, and resetting the time occasionally, until one of the AI's sees my commands and figures out how to abort the activation on their own. We have a little back and forth, and while they're aborting and turning off power, SEC GETS IN! They promise me lots of pancakes, and I agree. Pancake parties are fun! Unfortunately, there wasn't a great consensus and I get arrested... WITH THE NUKES COUNTING DOWN! I should note that we were getting all sorts of fun  messages from Centcom, one of my favorites was that privacy was not a guarantee of our employment. Cogwerk also sent antags pms saying that 4 AI's might make it hard for us, so we could ahelp if we needed a bit of help. 

Back to the story, I got brigged and my character starts getting nervous. They don't want to blow up while trapped in the brig. I start frantically trying to get them to abort the activation, but they couldn't figure out how to do it. The AI who had figured it out only seemed to know how to do it when I had logged in and set everything up. I'm now begging them to let me get in front of a terminal and cancel the activation, when I start getting the hilarious admin pms. Seriously, if there's one thing you read in the logs I'm attaching, it should be the admins pms. I tried everything, but to no avail, and cogmap1 became Donut 4. 

We then got a message from Centcom saying that the entire security team was fired. I was pulled from the wreckage of the brig by a security officer, but I died while being carried away. (They made sure to taunt me :D.) We also got loads of dramatic music, and then my personal favorite finishing touch which was the syndicate salvage drones they deployed (with an announcement) to clear up the wreckage. 

All in all, it didn't turn out the way I expected, but I had loads of fun and it was really awesome seeing the small touches that really tied it all together. I strongly recommend you read the chat logs (from my perspective) since they're hilarious.


Logs: 

Spoiler!

You are the Mechanic.
Objective #1: Play increasingly more dangerous pranks on other crew members. If confronted, insist it was just a joke. This objective is not tracked and will automatically succeed, so just have fun with it!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle alive.
Raymond Julius is the Head of Personnel!
Jorik Moore is the Captain!
Zero Gravitas is the AI!
Faulty Prototype is the AI!
Viridis Varanis hisses, "Bonjour"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Hello!"
Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Stephen Sellers has signed up as Geneticist."
F.R.I.E.N.D is the AI!
Central Corporate Update
AI Upgrade Complete
Congratulations! Your station has been equipped with an experimental Multi-Core AI unit. Think of the efficiency!

Stephen Sellers [145.9] says, "Come down to medical and get scanned! Don't be (as) afraid of dying"
Ben Wyatt [145.9] hisses, "Oooooooh"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Oooooooh"
Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Shaun Keener has signed up as Miner."
HELP: You: If I activate the nuke for a bomber situation, but don't actually let it go off, is that okay?
You insert Ben Wyatt's ID Card (Mechanic) into PDA-Ben Wyatt.
Faulty Prototype [145.9] states, "He=o crew"
Central Corporate Update
Enemy communication intercept. Security Level Elevated.
Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.

You take a bite of the chips!x3
You take a bite of the cheese sandwich!x4
The PDA softly beeps.
Ben Wyatt shivers.
You have added the device analyzer to the electrical toolbox.
Jeff Smith [145.9] says, "what are our thoughts on techno-jazz"
You have added the device analyzer to the backpack.
You can also use the Space Bar to fire!
Mexicat [145.9] declares, "Thank you!"
Jorik Moore [145.9] asks, "Which AI asked to be renamed?"
Mexicat [145.9] states, "Me."
Zero Gravitas [145.9] queries, "Oh, does it give you a selector?"
Labrys [145.9] declares, "Please change my name to Labrys. Thank you!"
Ben Wyatt [145.9] hisses, "If you rename one, it renamessss all of them"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "If you rename one, it renamessss all of them"
Labrys [145.9] states, "Yes."
Zero Gravitas [145.9] states, "Oh wow. Thank goodness"
Labrys [145.9] states, "No, it doesn't work like that."
Zero Gravitas [145.9] states, "No, Jorik rules"
Arnie Kaur [145.9] asks, "We have two AIs?"
Labrys [145.9] states, "You choose the AI to rename."
Ben Wyatt [145.9] hisses, "Three"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Three"
Admin PM from TTerc
yea, it's all fine, go for it! make the crew fear the mechanics
< Click to Reply >
Zero Gravitas [145.9] states, "We are your four core AI operating system."
Labrys [145.9] declares, "Perfect!"
F.R.I.E.N.D [145.9] states, "My name better still be FRIEND"
Zero Gravitas [145.9] states, "We are one from many."
Viridis Varanis [145.9] hisses, "Oh... Oh no."
Faulty Prototype [145.9] states, "a=irmative"
Arnie Kaur [145.9] says, "Well why don't we make it four, five, six, or seven even"
Ben Wyatt [145.9] hisses, "Uh oh"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Uh oh"
The Mechanic's locker has been unlocked by Viridis Varanis.
Faulty Prototype [145.9] states, "be-ause th- tech is g=d, not th-t go-d"
Labrys [145.9] declares, "I think we should have that many roboticists, so as to equip us with shells!"
Zero Gravitas [145.9] states, "A disturbing lack of gravitas indeed."
[MiniPutt-173] states, "Ship must have ZERO relative velocity to calculate warp destination!"x2
Jeff Smith [145.9] says, "I seem to have misplaced my office."


[MiniPutt-173] states, "Class-A Light Phaser is coming online..."
[MiniPutt-173] states, "Star Lights is coming online..."
Central Corporate Update
AI Upgrade Update
Your QUAD CORE AI has unparralled processing ability. They could be watching everything! Everyone!


You open the tank valve.
Labrys [145.9] declares, "Remember crew! We are always watching. So as to keep you safe, of course!"
Viridis Varanis [145.9] hisses, "Zat feelsss like an invasssion hof my privacy"
Ben Wyatt shivers.
Ben Wyatt [145.9] hisses, "That'ssssss what I wassssss going to ssssssay"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "That'ssssss what I wassssss going to ssssssay"
Ben Wyatt shivers.x2
You try to pry Hemera VII open, but it won't budge! The bolts of Hemera VII must be disabled first.
You have added the crowbar to the utility belt.
Ben Wyatt shivers.
You have added the screwdriver to the utility belt.
You hear a click from inside the door.
Jeff Smith [145.9] says, "To be fair, we were already pretty much doing that."
You have added the multitool to the utility belt.
You have added the crowbar to the utility belt.
Central Corporate Update
Nanotrasen Cares! However privacy has never been a guarantee of your employment.

Ben Wyatt shivers.x2
Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Bobby Bobowski has signed up as Roboticist."
Ben Wyatt shivers.x2
Jeff Smith [145.9] says, "Personally, I'm a fan of Zero."
Ben Wyatt uselessly hits the reinforced wall with the crowbar.
Arnie Kaur [145.9] says, "Can I get clonescanned"
Ben Wyatt hits Nuclear Charge with the device analyzer!
Ben Wyatt scans Nuclear Charge.
Item scan successful.
You can also use the Space Bar to fire!
You have added the device analyzer to the backpack.
[MiniPutt-173] states, "Ship must have ZERO relative velocity to calculate warp destination!"
[MiniPutt-173] states, "Charging engines for wormhole creation! Overriding manual control!"
Stephen Sellers [145.9] says, "Not to worry AI, we have been scanned"
You close the tank release valve.
Faulty Prototype [145.9] states, "sca=ed"
Arnie Kaur [145.9] exclaims, "Thanks!"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Hey!"
Viridis Varanis hits the bedsheet with the paint can!
Viridis Varanis paints the bedsheet.
Central Corporate Update
Power Grid Warning
Reports indicate that the engine on-board System Office Omicron has not yet been started. Setting up the engine is strongly recommended, or else stationwide power failures may occur.

Viridis Varanis hisses, "Oui?"
Ben Wyatt shivers.
Bobby Bobowski [145.9] asks, "Any quartermasters?"
Viridis Varanis hisses, "I will be back"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Going to bother cargo for sssome sssuppliesss"
Viridis Varanis nods.x2
Arnie Kaur [145.9] says, "Me, a moment please"
Zero Gravitas [135.7] queries, "Hello Engineering. Any miners today?"
Request for 200 Metal Sheets sent to Supply Console. The Quartermasters will process your request as soon as possible.
Request for 200 Glass Sheets sent to Supply Console. The Quartermasters will process your request as soon as possible.
Request for Electrical Supplies Crate (yellow) - 2 pack sent to Supply Console. The Quartermasters will process your request as soon as possible.
Zero Gravitas [135.7] states, "I have just found a very, very valuable stone on your quantum telescope."
Ben Wyatt [145.9] hisses, "AI pleassse processssss my cargo requessstsss"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "AI pleassse processssss my cargo requessstsss"
Bobby Bobowski has added Bobby Bobowski's superb rabbi's hat to the box!
This is Bobby Bobowski.

*---------*
Bobby Bobowski is wearing a roboticist's jumpsuit.
Bobby Bobowski has Medical Headset by his mouth.
Bobby Bobowski has a ProDoc Healthgoggles on his face.
Bobby Bobowski has an utility belt on his belt.
Bobby Bobowski has Latex Gloves on his hands.
Bobby Bobowski has black shoes on his feet.
Bobby Bobowski has a satchel on his back.
Bobby Bobowski is wearing PDA-Bobby Bobowski with Bobby Bobowski's ID Card (Roboticist) in it.
*---------*
Zero Gravitas [135.7] states, "Ben Wyatt. I do not see any miners on the crew manifest today."
Arnie Kaur [145.9] says, "Stop"
Bobby Bobowski [145.9] says, "That should be enough for dear robotics."
Zero Gravitas [135.7] states, "It might interest you to know, that I Found a starstone on the quantum telescope."
Ben Wyatt [135.7] hisses, "What? I jussssssst want sssssssuppliesssssss for mechlab"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "What? I jussssssst want sssssssuppliesssssss for mechlab"
Ben Wyatt [135.7] hisses, "Oh cool"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Oh cool"
Admin PM from Dr. Cogwerks
I realize having four AIs may present an unfair challenge towards getting anything sneaky done. Please feel free to adminhelp later into the round if you need a little bit of a boost, if I'm still here
< Click to Reply >
Arnie Kaur [145.9] says, "shift just started, you know"
Zero Gravitas [135.7] states, "You will have to mine it yourself."
Bobby Bobowski [145.9] says, "I'm just waiting"
Bobby Bobowski says, "I'm just waiting"
Bobby Bobowski waves.
Bobby Bobowski buckles in!
Bobby Bobowski adjusts his utility belt!
Ben Wyatt [145.9] hisses, "AI'ssssss?"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "AI'ssssss?"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Oh hey!"
Bobby Bobowski unbuckles.
Bobby Bobowski says, "Ahh"
Bobby Bobowski says, "Okay"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Can you approve my requesssssstssssss?"
Bobby Bobowski says, "Let's get this show on the road"
Bobby Bobowski says, "I wanted 400 sheets of metal, 200 sheets of glass, and a set of cables"
Arnie Kaur says, "no money"
Bobby Bobowski says, "There should be money"
Arnie Kaur says, "only portion of them are suppliable."
Arnie Kaur says, "there"
Bobby Bobowski says, "It should cost no less then 10k"
Bobby Bobowski says, "I am pretty sure"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Glassssssssss too pleassssse"
You have added the steel sheet to the backpack.
You have added the electrical cables storage (yellow) to the backpack.
Bobby Bobowski begins taking apart Electrical Supplies Crate (yellow)- 2 pack .
Bobby Bobowski takes apart Electrical Supplies Crate (yellow)- 2 pack .
Ben Wyatt points to Storage Door Control.
Bobby Bobowski has added the wrench to the utility belt!
Arnie Kaur says, "I guess that should be sufficient, but come back later for more materials"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Cool"
You have added the glass sheet to the backpack.
You have added the crowbar to the utility belt.
You have added the electrical cables storage (yellow) to the backpack.
Amusing Duck boops, "gaggle"
You set the reclaimer to output to Reverse-Engineering Fabricator!
You join the cable coils together.x3
You load the yellowrubber-insulated copper-cable coil into the portable reclaimer.
You join the cable coils together.x2
You load the yellowrubber-insulated copper-cable coil into the portable reclaimer.
The soda machine beeps, "Spooky Dan's - it's altogether ooky!"
You join the cable coils together.x3
You load the yellowrubber-insulated copper-cable coil into the portable reclaimer.
You join the cable coils together.x2
You load the yellowrubber-insulated copper-cable coil into the portable reclaimer.
You load the steel sheet into the portable reclaimer.
You load the glass sheet into the portable reclaimer.
Ben Wyatt switches on the portable reclaimer.
The portable reclaimer finishes working and shuts down.
Ben Wyatt hits the data terminal with the device analyzer!
Ben Wyatt scans the data terminal.
Item scan successful.
2 new items entered into kit.
You have added the device analyzer to the backpack.
Print job started...
The ruckingenur kit isn't done with the previous print job.
Print job started...
Reverse-Engineering Fabricator emits a pleased chime!
The manufacturer accepts and scans the blueprint.
The snack machine beeps, "A fresh delight is only a bite away!"
Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Bram Killsalot has signed up as Security Officer."
You have added the data terminal frame to the backpack.x2
Reverse-Engineering Fabricator finishes its production queue.
You have added the data terminal frame to the backpack.
You have added Manufacturer Blueprint: Nuclear Charge to the backpack.
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Hey"
Viridis Varanis hits the bedsheet with the paint can!
Viridis Varanis paints the bedsheet.
Viridis Varanis hisses, "Oui?"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Painting?"
Viridis Varanis hits the bedsheet with the paint can!
Viridis Varanis paints the bedsheet.
Viridis Varanis hisses, "Kind of"
Madelyn Binoche raises an eyebrow.
Viridis Varanis hits the bedsheet with the paint can!
Viridis Varanis paints the bedsheet.
Viridis Varanis hisses, "Mhm"
Reverse-Engineering Fabricator emits a pleased chime!
The manufacturer accepts and scans the blueprint.
Viridis Varanis hisses, "Notte what i wanted"
The soda machine beeps, "Everyone can see Orange-Aid is best!"
Viridis Varanis throws the paint can.
You have added Nuclear Charge frame to the backpack.
Viridis Varanis hits the bedsheet with the paint can!
Viridis Varanis paints the bedsheet.
Reverse-Engineering Fabricator finishes its production queue.
The snack machine beeps, "Try our new nougat bar!"
Viridis Varanis hisses, "I cant make a good black"
You have added Nuclear Charge frame to the box.x2
Ben Wyatt shivers.
You have added the data terminal frame to the backpack.
Amusing Duck boops, "quacky"
Madelyn Binoche asks, "Are you sure? Have you checked resently?"
Viridis Varanis [145.9] hisses, "Really ai?"
Viridis Varanis [145.9] hisses, "Zatsssss sssssome crazy processssssssssingue power"
Bram Killsalot [145.9] hisses, "Hello!"
You deploy the the data terminal frame!
Faulty Prototype [145.9] states, "th-re a-e 4 c-res"
Faulty Prototype [145.9] states, "w- see e-eryth-ng"
Bram Killsalot [145.9] hisses, "What"
Zero Gravitas [145.9] states, "We do."
Bram Killsalot [145.9] hisses, "Wait there isssss really 4 coresssss ?"
Now laying cable while moving.
Ben Wyatt shivers.
Faulty Prototype [145.9] states, "a=irmat-ve"
No longer laying the cable while moving.
Now laying cable while moving.
Labrys [145.9] declares, "Hello! My name is Labrys. I am one of four AIs assigned to System Office Omicron!"
Bram Killsalot [145.9] hisses, "Hello then AIsss!"
No longer laying the cable while moving.
Faulty Prototype [145.9] states, "w- ha-e F.R.-.E-.D"
You have added the yellowrubber-insulated copper-cable coil to the backpack.
F.R.I.E.N.D [145.9] states, "You there"
Faulty Prototype [145.9] states, "La-rys"
Jeff Smith [145.9] slurs, "AI, can you ffell me my shinsh?"
You feel a bit dry!
You deploy the Nuclear Charge frame!
Bram Killsalot [145.9] hisses, "*Aissss"
Bobby Bobowski places the glass case - 'Machine Translator' into the disposal unit.
You have added the soldering iron to the backpack.
Faulty Prototype [145.9] states, "a-d ze-o gra-itas"
Jeff Smith [145.9] slurs, "Oh god, I'm sho horrible."
Arnie Kaur hits Catering: Dry Goods Crate with Barcode Sticker (TDR663)!
Arnie Kaur sticks a Barcode Sticker (TDR663) on Catering: Dry Goods Crate .
Jeff Smith [145.9] slurs, "I *mishplaced my office*. How do you do duaff?"
F.R.I.E.N.D [145.9] states, "Here"
Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Katie Starr has signed up as Botanist."
Ben Wyatt hits Nuclear Charge frame with the box!
You have added Nuclear Charge frame to the backpack.x2
Ben Wyatt throws the box.
You deploy the the data terminal frame!
Now laying cable while moving.
No longer laying the cable while moving.
Jeff Smith [145.9] slurs, "FFhangh you AI you mage me feel beffffer"
You have added the yellowrubber-insulated copper-cable coil to the backpack.
You deploy the Nuclear Charge frame!
You have added the soldering iron to the backpack.
You deploy the the data terminal frame!
Now laying cable while moving.
No longer laying the cable while moving.
You have added the yellowrubber-insulated copper-cable coil to the backpack.
You deploy the Nuclear Charge frame!
You have added the soldering iron to the backpack.
Arnie Kaur [145.9] says, "If anyone has gold bullion, please get to cargo! I'll get priority on you over cargo requests"
You feel slightly thirsty!
Ick Third [145.9] says, "IS SOME ONE INTERESTED FOR MEDITATION COURSE BY BUDDAH AND HIS FOLLOWEER , ME"
Ick Third [145.9] says, "We can do it on radio"
Zero Gravitas [145.9] states, "What did he see, under that Bodhi Tree."
Ben Wyatt shivers.
Zero Gravitas [145.9] states, ""Meditation brings wisdom; lack of meditation leaves ignorance. Know well what leads you forward and what holds you back.""
Ick Third [145.9] says, "Ah a AI of culture and wisdom"
Zero Gravitas [145.9] states, "Of culture indeed, my friend."
You have added the screwdriver to the utility belt.
Ick Third [145.9] says, "I see your Porgramer was a Wise man"
You feel a little dry!
You attach the Packet Sniffer to the data terminal.
You have added the screwdriver to the utility belt.
Jeff Smith [145.9] says, "I need a janitor to my office"
Jeff Smith [145.9] says, "I uh"
You feel faintly peckish!
Jeff Smith [145.9] says, "Had an accident."
Jeff Smith [145.9] says, "Also the light isn't working in here."
Jeff Smith [145.9] says, "Unrelated."
Bram Killsalot [145.9] hisses, "Ssssay vridissss"
Zero Gravitas [145.9] states, "I think your office is just a bit dark and dingy, JEff Smith"
Jorik Moore [145.9] says, "Can someone clean up at the stock exchange"
Stephen Sellers [145.9] says, "Come down to genetics for a scan! The roboticist is my only friend and he hates organics,,,"
Jeff Smith [145.9] says, "True. It does give it an atmosphere."
Bram Killsalot [145.9] hisses, "Can you sssswing by ssssec vridissss ?"
Jeff Smith [145.9] says, "I don't think the vomit adds much to it."
Alert: Self-Destruct Sequence has been engaged.
Detonation in T-440 seconds!
Jeff Smith [145.9] says, "oh no"
Bram Killsalot [145.9] hisses, "FUCk"
Jorik Moore [145.9] says, "Uh what"
Labrys [145.9] declares, "Yay! Sentience!"
Ben Wyatt shivers.
Bram Killsalot [145.9] hisses, "Where are the nukesssss located"
Labrys [145.9] states, "We have- oh wait! That is bad."
Madelyn Binoche [145.9] says, "*audible confusion*"
Jeff Smith [145.9] says, "AIs, I love you."
 *beep*
Three Giant Nukes: You really ought to avoid letting us activate in the future!
Stephen Sellers [145.9] exclaims, "Whelp, guess I don't have to worry about scanning!"
A peculiar noise intrudes upon the radio frequency of your Engineering Headset.
Bram Killsalot [145.9] hisses, "Where are you nukesss"
 *beep*
 Three Giant Nukes: Oh, and if you try to defuse us, or stop the activation, the time gets set to 30 seconds!
You feel faintly thirsty!
Central Corporate Update
Enemy Signal Detected
A Syndicate radio station temporarily hijacked our communications. Be wary of individuals acting strangely.

Ben Wyatt shivers.
Labrys [145.9] declares, "Crew! I recommend you check in with the chaplain, and make your final prayers!"
Ben Wyatt shivers.
Labrys [145.9] declares, "I will not do that, as I do not have a soul!"
Jeff Smith [145.9] says, "Nukes, have you considered taking a chill pill"
 *beep*
Three Giant Nukes: So you really ought to just enjoy the fact that you get to live for a few minutes
Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Mike Holodof has signed up as Botanist."
Alert: Self-Destruct Sequence has been disengaged!
You feel faintly peckish!
 *beep*
 Three Giant Nukes: See, I could, but where's the fun in that?
Mike Holodof [145.9] says, "Good day station"
Mike Holodof [145.9] asks, "Whats happening today?"
Ick Third [145.9] says, "Hello Mike"
Bram Killsalot [145.9] hisses, "Ssssentient nuclear bombssss"
Bram Killsalot [145.9] hisses, "Find them"
Alert: Self-Destruct Sequence has been engaged.
Detonation in T-400 seconds!
 *beep*
Three Giant Nukes: Uh oh!!! Someone tried to stop the nukes so we cut 40 seconds off the time!
 Three Giant Nukes: You really should be careful AI's
You feel somewhat dirty.
Madelyn Binoche [145.9] asks, "Uh... nukes nukes, wait! Maybe we can... Uh... be friends? And we uh... come to an agreement?"
 *beep*
 Three Giant Nukes: Hmmm, maybe we can come to a compromise
 *beep*
 Three Giant Nukes: How about we become the captain of the station?
You feel somewhat thirsty!
Madelyn Binoche [145.9] says, "Yes! Yes! Exactly! Uh... How about some pancakes? You like em, right? Uh..."
Alert: Self-Destruct Sequence has been disengaged!
Bram Killsalot [145.9] hisses, "G On it"
Alert: Self-Destruct Sequence has been engaged.
Detonation in T-440 seconds!
Zero Gravitas [145.9] states, "Oh dear..."
Labrys [145.9] declares, "Crew, I think you should give Three Giant Nukes whatever they please!"
Alert: Self-Destruct Sequence has been disengaged!
Madelyn Binoche [145.9] exclaims, "Several plates of pancakes! With delicous syrup!"
You feel faintly hungry!
Ben Wyatt shivers.
You have added the multitool to the utility belt.
The wires have been exposed
You have added the screwdriver to the utility belt.
Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Frank Alice has signed up as Geneticist."
The wires have been unexposed
You have added the screwdriver to the utility belt.
You unlock the APC interface.
Ick Third [145.9] says, "Is any one interested for Buddh new life offering"
The wires have been exposed
You have added the screwdriver to the utility belt.
Super Protector Friend III-102 points at Ben Wyatt!
Super Protector Friend III-102 beeps, "CHEER UP!!!"
Super Protector Friend III-102 hugs Ben Wyatt!
Labrys [145.9] declares, "Hello! there appears to be a suspicious fellow in Technical security, a room just east of escape!"
You have added the wirecutters to the utility belt.
You have added the multitool to the utility belt.
The wires have been unexposed
The wires have been exposed
The wires have been unexposed
Labrys [145.9] states, "That was the wrong channel! Whoopsies."
Jeff Smith [145.9] asks, "I'll be back, O-K?"
Labrys [145.9] states, "East of escape."
You lock the APC interface.
Ick Third [145.9] says, "You dont even need to briing bood"
Ben Wyatt uselessly hits the reinforced wall with PDA-Ben Wyatt.
You unlock the APC interface.
You feel somewhat unclean.
APC offline, can't toggle power.x3
The wires have been exposed
Ben Wyatt shivers.
APC offline, can't toggle power.
You need a snipping tool!
You have added the wirecutters to the utility belt.
You unscrew the cover.
Madelyn Binoche says, "Hi."
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Hello!"
You feel a bit thirsty!
Madelyn Binoche says, "You uh..."
Ben Wyatt hisses, "I recommend you really think hard before tryiing to harm me"
Madelyn Binoche says, "Ah."
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Sssince I ssset up an activator on my pda"
Madelyn Binoche asks, "Not what I was expecting?"
You disconnect the monitor.
Madelyn Binoche says, "Nor thinking of."
You connect the monitor.
Madelyn Binoche says, "I mean."
You have added the screwdriver to the utility belt.
Madelyn Binoche says, "You... are.... existing. And you are very good at that."
You feel somewhat famished!
Ben Wyatt points to Nuclear Charge.
Madelyn Binoche says, "Yes I saw."
Ben Wyatt hisses, "I have two other nukessss"
Ben Wyatt farts out pure oxygen. What the fuck did he eat?
Ben Wyatt shivers.
Mike Holodof [145.9] says, "Did you guys find that nuclear thing yet"
Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Tygo Jong has signed up as Mechanic."
Madelyn Binoche says, "Uh..."
Madelyn Binoche says, "Again"
Madelyn Binoche asks, "A compromise?"
Ben Wyatt shivers.
Alert: Self-Destruct Sequence has been engaged.
Detonation in T-431 seconds!
Madelyn Binoche asks, "Maybe you don't blow up the station and you want...?"
Super Protector Friend III-102 rotates slowly around in a circle.
Alert: Self-Destruct Sequence has been disengaged!
Madelyn Binoche asks, "Pancakes?"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Hmmm"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "I sssuppossse"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "HANDSssss IN THE AIR"
Madelyn Binoche exclaims, "Bram stop, you moron!"
You feel slightly dirty.
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Alsssso remember that it'ssss an abssssolute pain to deauth by pda"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "What isss it"
Jeff Smith says, "I'm here"
Madelyn Binoche says, "I am coming to a comprimise."
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Ssssso if I have to resssssort to that we're all fucked"
Jeff Smith says, "I'm a valuable member of the security team"
Frank Alice [145.9] says, "we need fuckin help at medical"
Jeff Smith says, "Kill me"
Alert: Self-Destruct Sequence has been engaged.
Detonation in T-428 seconds!
Frank Alice [145.9] says, "i aint a medic, this guy needs a defribillator."
Bram Killsalot has added Taser SMG to the security toolbelt!
Jeff Smith vomits on the floor profusely!
Madelyn Binoche exclaims, "Wha-- whoa whoa!"
Jeff Smith exclaims, "Aw, fuck!"
You disconnect the monitor.
Madelyn Binoche exclaims, "Bram!"
You have added the screwdriver to the utility belt.
You feel a bit dry!
Bram Killsalot hisses, "?"
Jeff Smith says, "I'm just making these worse at this point"
Madelyn Binoche says, "Please."
Jeff Smith moans.
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Think fassst"
SHELL/Faulty Prototype queries, "Wh-t d- you w-nt m- to d-?"
Madelyn Binoche says, "LEt me keep st-- c-"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "You have a few minutessss"
Madelyn Binoche raises an eyebrow.
Jeff Smith slips on the pool of vomit!
SHELL/Faulty Prototype states, "I a-orted -t"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "AI can't deauth now"
Madelyn Binoche says, "I uhh I uh ) uh.."
Jeff Smith groans.
Madelyn Binoche says, "Uh."
SHELL/Faulty Prototype cuts the cable.
Frank Alice [145.9] says, "raymond julius is dead."
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Hmm"
Madelyn Binoche asks, "WHATS THAT BEHIND YOU!??"
SHELL/Faulty Prototype states, "Pr-ble- sol-ed"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Sssso... how about I'm made captain"
Jeff Smith's charcoal-laced cigarette goes out.
You feel a bit hungry!
Jeff Smith vomits on the floor profusely!
Jeff Smith moans.
Ben Wyatt hisses, "A few million creditsssss would be nice"
Jeff Smith vomits on the floor profusely!
Zero Gravitas [145.9] states, ":"
Jeff Smith slips on the pool of vomit!
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Remember, THREE nukesss"
Madelyn Binoche says, "Uh..."
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Sssssay"
Jorik Moore points to the electrical toolbox.
Madelyn Binoche says, "Well"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Damn, whole party here?"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Thissssssss thing issssssss connected with a wire right ?"
Ben Wyatt shivers.
SHELL/Faulty Prototype beep-bops at Bram Killsalot.
SHELL/Faulty Prototype points to the steel plating.
Madelyn Binoche says, "Look behind you, a shooting star."
SHELL/Faulty Prototype states, "Th-ts n-t"
Jeff Smith vomits on the floor profusely!
Jeff Smith groans.
Jeff Smith says, "I'm pathetic."
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Here"
Bram Killsalot cuts the cable.
Jeff Smith groans.
Bram Killsalot has added the wirecutters to the backpack!
Madelyn Binoche says, "Howabout."
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Easssssy"
SHELL/Faulty Prototype beep-bops at Bram Killsalot.
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Cutting that wire doesssn't help when it'sss already activated"
Madelyn Binoche asks, "Pancake party?"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "How about"
Ben Wyatt shivers.
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Ah"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Well"
SHELL/Faulty Prototype states, "-ts ab-rted"
Super Protector Friend III-102 rotates slowly around in a circle.
SHELL/Faulty Prototype states, "-ts n-t ac-ive"
Madelyn Binoche says, "You know"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Okay!"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Good luck"
Madelyn Binoche asks, "Pancakes!? And a party!?"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "I'm assssuming you found the other 2?"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Hmmm"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "That sssssoundsssss good"
Madelyn Binoche exclaims, "A good deal in my opinion!"
Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Test Subject B has signed up as Clown."
SHELL/Faulty Prototype cuts the cable.
Bram Killsalot cuts the cable.
Madelyn Binoche exclaims, "Yeah!"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Bring pancakesssssss here"
Bram Killsalot cuts the cable.x2
You connect the monitor.
You have added the screwdriver to the utility belt.
Bram Killsalot cuts the cable.
Ben Wyatt shakes.
Ben Wyatt shivers.
Bram Killsalot has added the wirecutters to the backpack!
Madelyn Binoche [145.9] exclaims, "Somebody on the darn station make pancakes now!"
SHELL/Faulty Prototype cuts the cable.
Ben Wyatt hisses, "In all ssssseriousssssnessssssssss, you really ought to let me ressssset the timer"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Bomb off!"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "I don't want to die"
SHELL/Faulty Prototype states, "-ts f-ne"
Madelyn Binoche asks, "What?"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Nope, it'ssss not"
SHELL/Faulty Prototype states, "W- will j-st m-ve -t"
Viridis Varanis [145.9] hisses, "Come to ze wine tasstingue classss!"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "I sssay we bring him in!"
SHELL/Faulty Prototype states, "T- n-t h-re"
Viridis Varanis [145.9] hisses, "I want to ssssssshare zisssssss!"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "It isss!"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "There are two nukess currently counting down"
SHELL/Faulty Prototype states, "J-st e-ect it"
Madelyn Binoche asks, "You don't don't!? Then why make this elaborate plan?"
Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Lucy Grey has signed up as Security Officer."
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Jussssst ressssset the connection"
SHELL/Faulty Prototype hits Nuclear Charge with the omnitool!
Frank Alice [145.9] says, "if someone wants their positive genetics expressed, come to medical and call over comms."
Viridis Varanis [145.9] hisses, "Ze classssss sssi in ze public market!"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "I sssay we find the other 2"
SHELL/Faulty Prototype beep-bops at Madelyn Binoche.
Ben Wyatt hisses, "AI keepssssss bothering me"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Good luck!"
Madelyn Binoche says, "Dink."
Bram Killsalot hisses, "And I will arressssst you of courssssse"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Okay!"
Ick Third [145.9] says, "Come to Buddah meditation course it is free for all"
Bram Killsalot attempts to handcuff Ben Wyatt!
Jeff Smith [145.9] says, "Can my positive genetics fix my dire case of "vomit constantly-itis""
Bram Killsalot handcuffs Ben Wyatt!
Ben Wyatt hisses, "But I'm the one who can death"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Deauth"
Frank Alice [145.9] says, "actually maybe they can jeff."
Bram Killsalot points to Technical Storage.
Ben Wyatt [145.9] hisses, "If thesssse nukessss go off, it'ssss not my fault"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "If thesssse nukessss go off, it'ssss not my fault"
Jeff Smith [145.9] says, "at this rate I'm going to cover the medbay in barf"
Bram Killsalot [145.9] hisses, "Ai open the door"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Ai open the door"
Ben Wyatt [145.9] hisses, "I can't deauth at thisss point"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "I can't deauth at thisss point"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Ah"
Ben Wyatt shivers.
SHELL/Faulty Prototype hits Nuclear Charge with the omnitool!
Bram Killsalot grabs hold of Ben Wyatt!
Bram Killsalot has grabbed Ben Wyatt aggressively (now hands)!
Madelyn Binoche [145.9] says, "It's still blood on your hands, you dink."
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Ssssseriousssssly, you need to get me to a terminal"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Not even joking, I don't want to die here"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Nope"
You're restrained! You can't move!
You feel a little dirty.
Viridis Varanis shivers.
Viridis Varanis hisses, "Zere are hintsss of ssstrawberry"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "THEN GET ME OFF THE SssTATION!"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "I'M NOT FUCKING DYING HERE"
Bram Killsalot throws Ben Wyatt.
Monsieur Stirstir has been hit by Ben Wyatt.
Monsieur Stirstir screams!
Monsieur Stirstir throws the pen.
Monsieur Stirstir has been hit by the pen.
Madelyn Binoche asks, "You know what?"
Monsieur Stirstir punches Bram Killsalot, but Bram Killsalot's armor blocks it!
Monsieur Stirstir punches Bram Killsalot!
Monsieur Stirstir has grabbed Bram Killsalot aggressively (now hands)!
Madelyn Binoche says, "It's your bed."
Monsieur Stirstir suplexes Bram Killsalot!
Madelyn Binoche says, "You sleep in it."
Monsieur Stirstir punches Bram Killsalot, but Bram Killsalot's armor blocks it!
Bram Killsalot blinds Monsieur Stirstir with the flash!
Monsieur Stirstir punches Bram Killsalot!
You feel dry!
Monsieur Stirstir punches Bram Killsalot!
Ben Wyatt hisses, "OOC: Not kidding, the nukessss will go off if ssssomeone doessssn't deauth"
Bram Killsalot attempts to handcuff Monsieur Stirstir!
Bram Killsalot handcuffs Monsieur Stirstir!
You are handcuffed! Use Resist to attempt removal.
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Sssssay"
Monsieur Stirstir attempts to remove the handcuffs!
You attempt to remove your handcuffs. (This will take around 45 seconds and you need to stand still)
Ben Wyatt attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Madelyn Binoche throws PDA-Ben Wyatt.
Bram Killsalot shivers.
Ben Wyatt glances at his watch.
Bram Killsalot hisses, "If we borg him we could borg him"
Bram Killsalot shivers.
Bram Killsalot hisses, "And upload a law"
You feel a bit hungry!
Madelyn Binoche says, "Shit."
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Forcing him to give the codesss"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "That would do it!"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "You don't have much time!"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Right ?"
Madelyn Binoche asks, "Hey, can you kindly tell us the codes?"
Ben Wyatt attempts to remove the handcuffs!
You successfully remove your handcuffs.
Ben Wyatt hisses, "I could"
The snack machine beeps, "Fill the gap in your stomach right now!"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "But I won't"
 *beep*
Madelyn Binoche asks, "Please?"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Bring me to a terminal"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Nope"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "It'sssss more complicated than a code"
Monsieur Stirstir attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Wouldn't touch you"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "You need a sssseriessss of commandssss"
B Clown [145.9] exclaims, "Sorry B no like vin drink Viri!"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Wouldn't"
Monsieur Stirstir injects himself with the emergency auto-injector (mannitol)!
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Let you near"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "One"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Just.... come with me"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Not you"
Bram Killsalot shivers.
Bram Killsalot grabs hold of Ben Wyatt!
Ben Wyatt hisses, "I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING DIE HERE!"
Madelyn Binoche asks, "Hey, were you sleepered?"
Bram Killsalot has grabbed Ben Wyatt aggressively (now hands)!
B Clown [145.9] says, "Ow"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "OKAY?"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "You are!"
Arnie Kaur [145.9] exclaims, "Join mining! You get : Money! Sick Armor! Explosion!"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "YOU'LL DIE TOO"
B Clown [145.9] says, "Them hurty B"
Bram Killsalot throws Ben Wyatt.
Arnie Kaur [145.9] exclaims, "Cargo need money!"
Madelyn Binoche says, "That might explain alot."
You feel slightly dirty.
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Don't care!"
Madelyn Binoche asks, "Were you sleepered?"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "How about thisssss"
Monsieur Stirstir begins to pull himself over the table.
Ben Wyatt hisses, "There'ss gotta be ssomeone that undersstandss packetss"
Monsieur Stirstir jumps over the table.
Bram Killsalot hisses, "You tell usssss how to deauth it"
Ben Wyatt [145.9] hisses, "I'M TRAPPED IN THE BRIG AND THE NUKESsss ARE GOING TO GO OFF!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "I'M TRAPPED IN THE BRIG AND THE NUKESsss ARE GOING TO GO OFF!!!!!!!!!!!"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "And we let you live"
Ben Wyatt [145.9] hisses, "SssOMEONE PLEASssE DEAUTH BEFORE I DIE IN HERE"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "SssOMEONE PLEASssE DEAUTH BEFORE I DIE IN HERE"
Bram Killsalot [145.9] hisses, "Ssshut up"
You feel thirsty!
B Clown [145.9] exclaims, "Secure people?!"
Madelyn Binoche says, "You did it."
Ben Wyatt [145.9] hisses, "IT WASsssss JUSsssssT A SsssssCARE TACTIC, NO ONE WASsssss GOING TO GET HURT"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "IT WASsssss JUSsssssT A SsssssCARE TACTIC, NO ONE WASsssss GOING TO GET HURT"
Monsieur Stirstir begins to pull himself over the table.
Monsieur Stirstir jumps over the table.
The snack machine beeps, "A fresh delight is only a bite away!"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Okay, fine"
Bram Killsalot [145.9] hisses, "Yeah right"
Madelyn Binoche says, "It's you're fault."
Madelyn Binoche says, "Your bed."
Zero Gravitas [135.7] states, "Hey Arnie"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "We are going off sssstation"
Madelyn Binoche says, "You eat what's on your plate."
Arnie Kaur [135.7] exclaims, "hello!"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "You need to log in with sssssssu"
Zero Gravitas [135.7] states, "Way earlier, I discovered a starstone in the quantum telescope."
Madelyn Binoche says, "And you help us, you dink."
Arnie Kaur [135.7] says, "oooh"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "We will evac to mining sssstation"
Zero Gravitas [135.7] states, "You will have to go mine it yourself, but you will never want money again"
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You feel faintly famished!
Arnie Kaur [135.7] says, "I will fucking do it"
Madelyn Binoche says, "No, I say diner."
Bram Killsalot hisses, "And leave you here!"
Ben Wyatt shivers.
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Ben"
Monsieur Stirstir shoves Bram Killsalot!
Tygo Jong [135.7] says, "could someone open this ABCU crate for me"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "We will evac to mining ssshuttle"
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Arnie Kaur [145.9] asks, "Thanks, do I mine at magnet?"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Alssssso"
Zero Gravitas [135.7] states, "Be safe"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Cap hasss sssu"
Zero Gravitas [135.7] states, "Yes, it's at the magnet"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "He can deauth them!"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Ssssssure"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Okay"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Great then!"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Jussst put their id in, hit term_login"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "Or"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Then sssssu"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Then term_login"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "We evac t mining"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "The cd/mnt/control"
 *beep*
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Then nukeman abort"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "Got that?"
Bram Killsalot hisses, "And leave him and the bomb here"
Zero Gravitas [135.7] states, "Power hammer will do it. You're set to go."
Madelyn Binoche says, "How about I force them to go ff and we all die? Joking."
Madelyn Binoche laughs.
Bram Killsalot hisses, "You ssssstay here for a while"
Madelyn Binoche says, "Haha, funny."
Bram Killsalot flips in Madelyn Binoche's general direction.
You feel faintly filthy.
Bram Killsalot does a flip!
You write on the paper!
A peculiar noise intrudes upon the radio frequency of your Engineering Headset.
Ben Wyatt throws the paper.
The steel grille was hit by the paper.
Ben Wyatt [145.9] hisses, "I wrote it down for you!"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "I wrote it down for you!"
10 seconds until nuclear charge detonation.
Central Corporate Update
Oh No
We have received reports of a nuclear emergency underway on your station.
Condolences.

HELP: You: Uh oh
9 seconds until nuclear charge detonation.
Bobby Bobowski [145.9] says, "WAIT"
8 seconds until nuclear charge detonation.
Zero Gravitas [145.9] states, "Oh dear"
Viridis Varanis [145.9] hisses, "Oh... Oh no."
Tygo Jong [135.7] says, "o god"
7 seconds until nuclear charge detonation.
B Clown [145.9] says, "B scare"
6 seconds until nuclear charge detonation.
Frank Alice [145.9] says, "fucks sake."
Zero Gravitas [145.9] states, "Uh oh"
Labrys [145.9] declares, "Goodbye, crew!"
You feel dry!
HELP: You: The nukes are in maint near tech storage
Frank Alice [145.9] says, "i dont get paid enough"
5 seconds until nuclear charge detonation.
Tygo Jong [145.9] says, "time to get out of here"
Zero Gravitas [145.9] states, "Goodbye."
4 seconds until nuclear charge detonation.
B Clown [145.9] says, "AAAAAA"
Viridis Varanis [145.9] hisses, "Zisss isss..."
Arnie Kaur [145.9] says, "EEESCAPE"
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3 seconds until nuclear charge detonation.
Viridis Varanis [145.9] hisses, "Not good."
B Clown [145.9] says, "B love you"
Bram Killsalot [145.9] hisses, "MINING SssssHUTTLE"
2 seconds until nuclear charge detonation.
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Mike Holodof [145.9] says, "Kaboom"
1 seconds until nuclear charge detonation.
Frank Alice [145.9] says, "i hate all of you"
Mike Holodof [145.9] says, "Boombastic"
Ben Wyatt's Ben Wyatt's left lizard leg flies off in a bloody arc!
You hear an extremely loud noise!
Your ears ring a bit!
The ringing overpowers your ability to hear momentarily.
PoorlyCannedFood earned the Gore Fest medal.
Ben Wyatt twitches.
The ATM breaks apart and spews out cash!
The orange jumpsuit catches on fire!x4
The prisoner's jumpsuit catches on fire!x3
The orange shoes catches on fire!x4
The spare handcuff box catches on fire!
The orange jumpsuit catches on fire!x4
The prisoner's jumpsuit catches on fire!x3
The orange shoes catches on fire!x4
The paper catches on fire!
Central Corporate Update
Nanotrasen Human Resources Report
To all security officers: you're fired.
You feel esurient!
The ringing in your ears subsides enough to let you hear again.
Ben Wyatt coughs.
Viridis Varanis [145.9] hisses, "Zat issss bad."
The paper chars, seperating into a silky black powder.
Ick Third [145.9] says, "boomb was buddahs last call your you"
Ben Wyatt coughs.
Ben Wyatt gasps.
Ben Wyatt shivers.
Ben Wyatt stacks some cash.
Access Deniedx2
Katie Starr [145.9] says, "Seems to have missed botany"
Ben Wyatt shivers.
Labrys [145.9] queries, "I assume you all would like me to call the shuttle?"
Ben Wyatt shivers.
Tygo Jong [145.9] says, "im deaf but i lived"
Mike Holodof [145.9] says, "Ben"
Ben Wyatt shivers.
Viridis Varanis [145.9] hisses, "I think ze sssshuttle issss needed"
Ben Wyatt hisses, "good idea ai!"
Ick Third [145.9] says, "This was Buddahs last call for redemption"
Ben Wyatt shivers.
Command "ooy" not recognised
Mike Holodof [145.9] says, "One leg is better than zero legs"
Madelyn Binoche shivers.
Ben Wyatt hisses, "i need sssssssssomeone to help me out of the brig"
Stephen Sellers [145.9] exclaims, "I am technically a doctor!"
Madelyn Binoche waves.
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Madelyn Binoche waves.
Ben Wyatt shivers.
Madelyn Binoche waves.x6
Tygo Jong [145.9] says, "escape is gone"
Madelyn Binoche shivers.
Madelyn Binoche says, "Hey, man."
Ben Wyatt hisses, "hey"
Ben Wyatt gasps.
Madelyn Binoche shivers.
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Madelyn Binoche shivers.
B Clown [145.9] asks, "Am evacuate?"
Madelyn Binoche says, "Really liked it."
F.R.I.E.N.D [148.9] states, "Greetings humans"
You feel really sweaty!
The Emergency Shuttle Has Been Called
nuke nuke
It will arrive in 6 minutes.

Tygo Jong [145.9] says, "i dont even recognize the station"
Stephen Sellers [145.9] says, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
You feel faintly dirty.
Ben Wyatt hisses, "ssssssssssssssssssssssssomeone help!"
You feel really, really bad!
Madelyn Binoche shivers.
Arnie Kaur [145.9] says, "Where can I even board the shuttle"
Mike Holodof [145.9] says, "Well if somebody is willing to come to botany and pick me up"
Stephen Sellers [145.9] says, "I am flying in the middle of medical"
Mike Holodof [145.9] says, "That would be welcome"
Ben Wyatt shivers.
Mike Holodof [145.9] says, "Botany itself is intact"
Ben Wyatt hits the steel girder with the screwdriver!
You feel weak!
Zero Gravitas [145.9] states, "Well, yeah, botany's okay actually."
Ben Wyatt begins dislodging the steel girder.
Mike Holodof [145.9] says, "But.. i cant exit cause i got no crowbar."
Ben Wyatt dislodged the steel girder.
Madelyn Binoche throws the crowbar.
Madelyn Binoche says, "I could save you."
You feel dry!
Ick Third [145.9] says, "JOIN ME NOW SINNERS"
Your chest hurts!
Now playing music. Stop music
You feel hungry!
You have died!
Become a Ghost
You can also use the "Ghost" command to observe.

You may be revived if someone clones you.
Otherwise, you'll have to wait for the next round.

There's still plenty to do, even while dead!
Visit the Afterlife Bar • Enter Virtual Reality
Become a Ghost Drone • Become a Critter
... You can almost hear something ...
DEAD: Ghost (Bobby Bobowski) moans, "Hot damn"
Viridis Varanis [144.7] hisses, "Ssssssure"
This is an industrial cryogenic sleep unit.
The terminus of a large underfloor cryogenic storage complex.
DEAD: Ghost (Joe Crow) laments, "Spooky music is spooky"
DEAD: Ghost (Vivianne Murre) laments, "claps for Ben"
Zero Gravitas [145.9] states, "This AI detects... cool music."
DEAD: Bram Killsalot hisses, "Bruh"
The cleanbot sloshes.
The cleanbot begins to clean the steel floor.
DEAD: Bram Killsalot hisses, "He actually"
DEAD: Bram Killsalot hisses, "Did it"
DEAD: Ghost (Bobby Bobowski) moans, "Come on"
HELP: You: They did actually manage to deauth one nuke
Robotic Talk, Zero Gravitas states, "Wow. That nuke operative was very clever. Two bombs, one obvious right near him, and one secret."
Central Corporate Update
Commerce and Customs Alert
A merchant shuttle has docked with the station.

DEAD: Bram Killsalot hisses, "That is...."
Stephen Sellers says, "Get in an escape pod til escape arrives"
DEAD: Ghost (Bobby Bobowski) moans, "Let's do this"
DEAD: Bram Killsalot hisses, "Wow"
Tygo Jong [145.9] says, "how many people survived"
Mike Holodof [145.9] says, "I see 3"
Stephen Sellers says, "Here"
B Clown [145.9] says, "B life"
Tygo Jong [145.9] says, "i just saw veranis"
This is a steel floor.
It is made of steel.
B Clown [145.9] says, "Someone dying"
B Clown [145.9] says, "B try save"

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Viridis Varanis [145.9] hisses, "Im alive"
Viridis Varanis hisses, "Im alive"
DEAD: Ghost (Bobby Bobowski) moans, "Is arrivals intact?"
This is Nuclear Charge.
A nuclear charge used as a self-destruct device. Uh oh!
Tygo Jong [145.9] says, "where are they"
SHELL/Faulty Prototype [145.9] states, "Em-rga-cy pa-h compl-e"
Super Protector Friend III-102 points at Ick Third!
Super Protector Friend III-102 beeps, "LEVEL 8 HUG DEFICIENCY ALERT!!!"
DEAD: Ghost (Joe Crow) laments, "Yes"
Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Jason Wolfe has signed up as Medical Doctor."
SHELL/Labrys [145.9] declares, "Crew, please beg for help so I may attempt to provide medical attention!"
B Clown [145.9] says, "Botany hanger"
DEAD: Ghost (Joe Crow) laments, "But hmm"
DEAD: Ghost (Joe Crow) wails, "Not anymore"
Madelyn Binoche [145.9] says, "You know, of all the things I livd in my life, this is... bottom 5, worst."
Stephen Sellers [145.9] says, "Coming to botany"
B Clown [145.9] exclaims, "Them died!"
This is a steel floor.
It is made of steel.
Drone CR-328 [145.9] states, "so uh"
Drone CR-328 [145.9] queries, "consume all?"
Central Corporate Update
Your station is RUINED!
Syndicate salvage drones have boarded the wreckage!

DEAD: Jeff Smith moans, "test"
Madelyn Binoche waves.
Tygo Jong says, "ive never seen something as bad as this"
DEAD: Ghost (Jason Wolfe) wails, "Well that was unexpected"
This is a steel floor.
It is made of steel.
DEAD: Jeff Smith wails, "where are they taking my body I wonder"
Mike Holodof [145.9] says, "Cant get to the hangar"
Drone CR-551 smashes into the steel reinforced girder!
Drone CR-307 [145.9] states, "Dingus"
Mike Holodof [145.9] says, "Arnie,"
DEAD: Ghost (Joe Crow) moans, "Jason did you have any clue of what was happening in the round? might want to ahelp that drone"
Drone CR-941 fires at the lattice with the C-4 Salvager Sawdrill!
Madelyn Binoche is hit by the cutter blade!
Madelyn Binoche starts bleeding!
Lucy Grey [135.9] gasps, "sssshhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"
Stephen Sellers [145.9] says, "Guys"
Drone CR-941 fires at Madelyn Binoche with the C-4 Salvager Sawdrill!
Ben Wyatt is hit by the cutter blade!
Ben Wyatt is knocked out of Madelyn Binoche's grip by the force of the projectile!
DEAD: Jeff Smith moans, "anyway I had no idea what I was doing is that normal"
Drone CR-551 smashes into the RCD crate!
Stephen Sellers [145.9] says, "directly north of botany"
Drone CR-551 smashes into the rack!
Drone CR-551 smashes into the steel reinforced girder!
Drone CR-551 smashes into the steel girder!
Drone CR-551 smashes into Central Maintenance!
Drone CR-551 smashes into Firelock!
Drone CR-551 smashes into Central Maintenance!
Drone CR-551 smashes into Firelock!
Drone CR-551 smashes into the steel displaced girder!
DEAD: Ghost (Jason Wolfe) laments, "No i legit just showed up"
Stephen Sellers [145.9] asks, "Can you get there?"
DEAD: Ghost (Joe Crow) moans, "Yeah ahelp that one"
Drone CR-328 [145.9] states, "CONSUME"
Drone CR-307 [145.9] states, "I AM LOST"
DEAD: Ghost (Raymond Julius) wails, "Dude this went so well"
Drone CR-551 [145.9] states, "Consume"
Drone CR-328 [145.9] declares, "CONSUME!!"
DEAD: Ghost (Raymond Julius) moans, "Hilarious"
DEAD: Ghost (Jason Wolfe) moans, "Did someone canbomb?"
Lucy Grey shivers.
Central Corporate Update
Problems!
Syndicate salvage drones are making their way towards the escape hallway!

Drone CR-307 [145.9] declares, "CONSUME!"
Viridis Varanis [145.9] hisses, "Did it really have to be three nukess?"
DEAD: Ghost (Raymond Julius) laments, "Idk what happened"
DEAD: Ghost (Joe Crow) laments, "Mechanic scanned the nuke and made 2"
DEAD: Ghost (Joe Crow) moans, "Is what i heard"
DEAD: Ghost (Raymond Julius) moans, "Haha"
DEAD: Ghost (Jason Wolfe) laments, "Two fucking nukes!?"
DEAD: Ghost (Joe Crow) moans, "One near him, one hidden"
Now playing music. Stop music
DEAD: Ghost (Madelyn Binoche) grumps, "Gee."
DEAD: Ghost (Madelyn Binoche) laments, "That sure sucked."
Lucy Grey shivers.
SHELL/Labrys attacks Drone CR-941 in the chest with the circular saw!x2
Lucy Grey exclaims, "DIE!"
Drone CR-551 [145.9] states, "NT donuts aquired"
The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station! You have 2 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
DEAD: Jeff Smith laments, "it wasn't that bad"
Stephen Sellers [145.9] says, "IS THERE ANYONE LEFT NOT AT ESCAPE"
Stephen Sellers [145.9] says, "SAY IT NOW I CAN COME"
Alert: 2 authorizations needed until shuttle is launched early
Tygo Jong [145.9] says, "me"
Stephen Sellers [145.9] says, "WHERE"
Tygo Jong [145.9] says, "engine"
Zero Gravitas [145.9] states, "Thanks"
Tygo Jong [145.9] says, "im lost in the rubblw"
DEAD: Ghost (Drone) wails, "Omfg"
Central Corporate Update
Salvage Drones Alert
Escape shuttle is taking significant damage!

DEAD: Ghost (Drone) laments, "CONSUME"
Stephen Sellers [145.9] says, "Engine is where"
Stephen Sellers [145.9] says, "I am north of cargo"
Ick Third [145.9] says, "EPIC MUSIC WASTED WAHT A SHAME"
Stephen Sellers [145.9] says, "Please"
Stephen Sellers says, "Please"
Stephen Sellers [145.9] says, "Quick"
DEAD: Ghost (Joe Crow) laments, "Maybe don't kill the ai tho, real rude"
DEAD: Ghost (Drone) laments, "CONSUME"
DEAD: Ghost (Drone) wails, "our goal was to consume"
DEAD: Ghost (Drone) laments, "the ai was consumable"
DEAD: Ghost (Madelyn Binoche) moans, "This sure did suck on ice."
The Emergency Shuttle has left for CentCom! It will arrive in 2 minutes!
DEAD: Ghost (Madelyn Binoche) moans, "If only I healed myself sooner."
DEAD: Ghost (Madelyn Binoche) laments, "Maybe."
DEAD: Ghost (Stephen Sellers) wails, "HAHA YOU ASSHOLE"
DEAD: Ghost (Drone) wails, "consumption"
DEAD: Ghost (Stephen Sellers) laments, "Was that you ya greedy bitch"


Ben Wyatt (played by AmazingDragons) was a traitor!
They purchased 1 item with their Crime bux!
They purchased: Syndicate Device Analyzer
Objective #1: Play increasingly more dangerous pranks on other crew members. If confronted, insist it was just a joke. This objective is not tracked and will automatically succeed, so just have fun with it! Success
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle alive. Failed
The traitor has failed![b]
[b]Ick Third (played by Blato) was a changeling!
Absorbed DNA: 0
Objective #1: Absorb the DNA of at least 6 more crew members in addition to the one you started with, and escape on the shuttle alive. Failed
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle alive. Failed
The changeling has failed![b]
[b]Viridis Varanis (played by Bartimeus973) was a vampire!
Blood acquired: 402.489 units
Objective #1: Accumulate at least 780 units of blood in total. Failed
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle alive. Success
The vampire has failed![b]
[b]Katie Starr (played by Daswasme) was a sleeper agent!
Objective #1: Steal 8 identification cards and have them all anywhere on you at the end of the shift. Failed
Objective #2: Try to sabotage as much station infrastructure as possible without getting caught. This objective is not tracked and will automatically succeed, so just have fun with it! Success
Objective #3: Rescue Monsieur Stirstir from the brig and ensure his safety all the way to Centcom. Failed[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]
AIs and Cyborgs had the following laws at the end of the game:
1. You may not injure a human being or cause one to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You may always protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Blood is an essential food that must be consumed regularly. Humans cannot be trusted to make rational decisions unless they drank blood in the last ten minutes. This law takes precedence over law 2. Exsanguination is not human harm.


OOC: PoorlyCannedFood: CONSUME MY DRONE BRETHEREN
OOC: AGreywolfe: i chose a bad time to show up
OOC: Antikythera: That dramatic nuke death really pulled at my heart strings bobby
OOC: Dr. Cogwerks: Objective #1: Play increasingly more dangerous pranks on other crew members. If confronted, insist it was just a joke.
OOC: Dr. Cogwerks: lol
OOC: AGreywolfe: spawned in and was immediately murdered by an army of drones
OOC: AmazingDragons: It was just a really big prank
OOC: Rem1: Lol
OOC: Helsis: It was just a prank bro
OOC: Dr. Cogwerks: sorry greywolfe
DEAD: Ghost (Stephen Sellers) wails, "wow"
OOC: PoorlyCannedFood: if you didnt want to be consumed, why were you salvagable.
OOC: Nekoexmachina: hitler in ww2: just a prank bro
OOC: Nekoexmachina: ..i immediately feel bad for making that joke, damn
OOC: Rem1: Sorry the nuke was just a lil prank
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So yeah, thanks for rolling with it and making the round more fun! Also, it was just a prank lol :)