[Feature] More Miscreant Objectives

[Grek]

https://github.com/goonstation/goonstati...s?expand=1

Adds 25 new miscreant objectives, culled from various suggestion threads and my own dumb ideas.

[Noah Buttes]

Code:

explanation_text = "Destroy the Captain's bonsai tree."

Uhhh, isn't that an actual traitor objective?

Code:

explanation_text = "Rob the confiscated items locker in Security."

That's almost always empty anyway.

[Grek]

Yep! But it doesn't actually hurt anyone, and Spy_Guy thought it would be hilarious (and I agree) so in it goes!

It starts out with a vuvuzula and a banana peel?

[Noah Buttes]

It starts out with a vuvuzula and a banana peel?

Actually, that's the contraband crate, not the confiscated items locker. 

[Grek]

It starts out with a vuvuzula and a banana peel?

Actually, that's the contraband crate, not the confiscated items locker. 

Whoops!

E: Fixed!

[Camnui]

Code:

explanation_text = "Destroy the Captain's bonsai tree."

Uhhh, isn't that an actual traitor objective?

Code:

explanation_text = "Rob the confiscated items locker in Security."

That's almost always empty anyway.

I tend to wreck the bonsai even if i'm not a traitor, I have an undying hatred for it after getting locked in the brig all shift for doing so once.

[fosstar]

could you please fix this, thanks.

[Grek]

Nah, I got rid of this patch after realizing it was a bad idea. Miscreants are actually kinda dumb.