Goodbye Suicide Roulette

[Vitatroll]

When freeing myself in the presence of multiple implements of liberation, I would like to have a popup to choose between them.

As much as I like disposaling my head, there are just some times where I want people to eat my deep fried corpse instead. Caring is sharing, after all.

[Mageziya]

Yeah, this would be preferred. There have been plenty of times where I've wanted to do a spectacular suicide only to do some boring one because there was a toolbox nearby or something like that.

[salix_catus]

Yeah. Especially when you're trying to mail your head someplace.

[Frank_Stein]

On the other hand, what if all suicide options occurred simultaneously?

[Frank_Stein]

How about all the suicides options occur simultaneously?

[Frank_Stein]

Dammit, I thought that first post didn't go through.

[KikiMofo]

Dammit, I thought that first post didn't go through.

On the other hand, what if all your posts occurred simultaneously?

[Zamujasa]

Haha, christ. Multiple suicides from every possible method at once would be crazy. And awesome.

Collect as much crap as you can and smash your head under a table while simultaneously mailing it to the kitchen and popping it off with a firelock.

[Vitatroll]

More support for the other threads. Huzzah.

I think something is wrong with me. I really like cows.

[Superlagg]

Haha, christ. Multiple suicides from every possible method at once would be crazy. And awesome.

Collect as much crap as you can and smash your head under a table while simultaneously mailing it to the kitchen and popping it off with a firelock.

Anything that comes close to sailing your head across the station like a sassy pinball is alright with me.

[Vitatroll]

klaatu barada nikto!

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fuck wrong thread.

[Noah Buttes]

Multiple suicides at once would undoubtedly generate a hailstorm of errors.