Goonhub
08-27-2014, 08:49 PM
That's correct. This thread is about alphaghettis,
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Although we're here to learn, please throw aside your notebooks and grab a spoon and bowl. No, not those kinds you ganja gremlin, we're going to be getting knee deep in the heat of soup.
There's no better way to learn than field experience but first, there are some detected questions that I'm here to answer! Just for you!
What are alphaghettis?
I'd say that's a good question, but it's a better joke! Alphaghettis were an essential part of my child hood, and they were a part of yours too.
There is possibly no better remedy for a case of the snotty noses than burn-the-tongue creamy hot tomato soup with special pasta letters directly from god to your lunch.
Alphaghetti comes packages with love in a Heinz brand can, so even if your childhood was under the threat of nuclear war, you could still enjoy them from the bottom of a fallout shelter.
They don't go bad, and they never will!
What are they made of? Where does they come from?
Alphaghetti soup is made from childhood, nostalgia, and probably runny noses on cold winter days. Little information is known about where they originate but the masterminds behind Heinz Ketchup are deeply involved in an illuminati conspiracy, plastering their symbols on all the cans. Speculation has lead to popular beliefs that the entire product is actually multinational and is originated in seperated pieces across the globe and assembled underneath nuclear reactor meltdown sites, which would explain why it heats so fast in a microwave.
Are there any dangers I should be aware of?
Yes, there are many hazards that you should be cautious of when handling Alphaghetti Tomato Soup. The top concerns are as follows;
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. That's right, you want your soup in sight while in the preparation stages for consumption but you'd best keep an even closer eye on your buddy with the freckles and crusted orange sauce stains around his lips across the table. Make no mistake, there's no room for it here. That sly dog will be your best friend until you turn your head, and before you know it he's robbed you blind of your childhood memories.
YOW!! That was fucking hot! What the fuck? So you couldn't resist, you just had to have some right away, didn't you? Well you've paid the price for it now and all your taste buds are burnt clean off!
The instructions say to heat in the microwave for only one minutes and thirty seconds, but stir once while heating.
How hot can something get in just 45 seconds? I don't know, why don't you ask the charred corpses in Pompeii? You think lava alone could do that? Ha. Just a big cover up or else Heinz would go out of business. Just you wait until you nuke it for another 45. Just you wait.
What if I'm just not cut out for eating letters?
Well son you're in luck today. Alphaghettis are just as popular as ever, hell I'm still eating them!
They've been expanded to suit everyone's tastes so if you don't know how to spell or letters just aren't your thing, they come in other forms, such as scooby doo, spiderman, or simpsons characters for example, even pokemon. Imagine the possibilities.
So now that we've covered some of the basics for our new recruits, it's time for our Veterans. whether still in service, or retired, I've you've got fond memories of eating alphaghettis in your childhood, or if you continue to enjoy them to this day, our stomachs go out to you.
Please use this thread to reflect on many days in the past and present when alphaghettis tomato soup has been there for us.
Believe it or not someone was actually shot over this food item so please show your respect.
Complimentary pictures
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Although we're here to learn, please throw aside your notebooks and grab a spoon and bowl. No, not those kinds you ganja gremlin, we're going to be getting knee deep in the heat of soup.
There's no better way to learn than field experience but first, there are some detected questions that I'm here to answer! Just for you!
What are alphaghettis?
I'd say that's a good question, but it's a better joke! Alphaghettis were an essential part of my child hood, and they were a part of yours too.
There is possibly no better remedy for a case of the snotty noses than burn-the-tongue creamy hot tomato soup with special pasta letters directly from god to your lunch.
Alphaghetti comes packages with love in a Heinz brand can, so even if your childhood was under the threat of nuclear war, you could still enjoy them from the bottom of a fallout shelter.
They don't go bad, and they never will!
What are they made of? Where does they come from?
Alphaghetti soup is made from childhood, nostalgia, and probably runny noses on cold winter days. Little information is known about where they originate but the masterminds behind Heinz Ketchup are deeply involved in an illuminati conspiracy, plastering their symbols on all the cans. Speculation has lead to popular beliefs that the entire product is actually multinational and is originated in seperated pieces across the globe and assembled underneath nuclear reactor meltdown sites, which would explain why it heats so fast in a microwave.
Are there any dangers I should be aware of?
Yes, there are many hazards that you should be cautious of when handling Alphaghetti Tomato Soup. The top concerns are as follows;
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. That's right, you want your soup in sight while in the preparation stages for consumption but you'd best keep an even closer eye on your buddy with the freckles and crusted orange sauce stains around his lips across the table. Make no mistake, there's no room for it here. That sly dog will be your best friend until you turn your head, and before you know it he's robbed you blind of your childhood memories.
YOW!! That was fucking hot! What the fuck? So you couldn't resist, you just had to have some right away, didn't you? Well you've paid the price for it now and all your taste buds are burnt clean off!
The instructions say to heat in the microwave for only one minutes and thirty seconds, but stir once while heating.
How hot can something get in just 45 seconds? I don't know, why don't you ask the charred corpses in Pompeii? You think lava alone could do that? Ha. Just a big cover up or else Heinz would go out of business. Just you wait until you nuke it for another 45. Just you wait.
What if I'm just not cut out for eating letters?
Well son you're in luck today. Alphaghettis are just as popular as ever, hell I'm still eating them!
They've been expanded to suit everyone's tastes so if you don't know how to spell or letters just aren't your thing, they come in other forms, such as scooby doo, spiderman, or simpsons characters for example, even pokemon. Imagine the possibilities.
So now that we've covered some of the basics for our new recruits, it's time for our Veterans. whether still in service, or retired, I've you've got fond memories of eating alphaghettis in your childhood, or if you continue to enjoy them to this day, our stomachs go out to you.
Please use this thread to reflect on many days in the past and present when alphaghettis tomato soup has been there for us.
Believe it or not someone was actually shot over this food item so please show your respect.
Complimentary pictures
