Goonhub
11-12-2025, 09:02 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-12-2025, 09:03 PM by Mercilessinchere. Edited 1 time in total.)
(First of all, take this one with a grain of salt. I made it purely as a joke.)
Terry fist was drinking at da bar when 80 billion syndicate people came in, and he delivered a dropkick so powerful it killed all of them then blew up the moon. Terry then took a sip of whiskey before shooting himself in the head so he could ascend to heaven and challenge god to a fight. He delivered a dropkick so powerful it killed God and then he went back to the bar and drank more whiskey before jumping into space. He dropkicked the absence of air in space so hard that there was now oxygen in space therefore he could breathe in space. then some guy on the moon said he stinks so he dropkicked the moon and blew it up within seconds. Every single space station in the universe charged towards his location so he delivered a dropkick to one of them so powerful it crashed into another one which crashed into another one and the chain kept going like dominos. After he was done, he drank some more whiskey and dropkicked the hu- The mulk so hard that his skin shattered into glass before his very eyes. Then he dropkicked a black hole so hard that it exploded killing everything in the universe. Terry then dropkicked the absence of anything so hard that the big bang started again and then he dropkicked it again to speed it up to the current ss13 era. Then he died to alcohol poisoning. Don't drink kids.
Based on a true story.
Terry fist was drinking at da bar when 80 billion syndicate people came in, and he delivered a dropkick so powerful it killed all of them then blew up the moon. Terry then took a sip of whiskey before shooting himself in the head so he could ascend to heaven and challenge god to a fight. He delivered a dropkick so powerful it killed God and then he went back to the bar and drank more whiskey before jumping into space. He dropkicked the absence of air in space so hard that there was now oxygen in space therefore he could breathe in space. then some guy on the moon said he stinks so he dropkicked the moon and blew it up within seconds. Every single space station in the universe charged towards his location so he delivered a dropkick to one of them so powerful it crashed into another one which crashed into another one and the chain kept going like dominos. After he was done, he drank some more whiskey and dropkicked the hu- The mulk so hard that his skin shattered into glass before his very eyes. Then he dropkicked a black hole so hard that it exploded killing everything in the universe. Terry then dropkicked the absence of anything so hard that the big bang started again and then he dropkicked it again to speed it up to the current ss13 era. Then he died to alcohol poisoning. Don't drink kids.
Based on a true story.