06-08-2025, 10:26 AM
Ah, printers. Such wonderful devices for the handling and conversion of information. A marvel of the DWAINE PNET function. Yet, so underused... it's a shame!
Here's a fun game you can try!
Make a text file in your home folder that reads something stupid. A copypasta, a creepypasta, a scathing insult of a particularly unlikeable staff head, or a good ol' fashioned poo fart. Anything works! Next, quickly send this to all the printers on the station PNET. As many as possible! Third, cover up your tracks by clearing the computer you used, and any evidence of you accessing it, and then watch the mayhem unfold!
If you're a regular crewmember, try to avoid the wrath of security. This kind of mischief tends to get you a swirly, and nobody likes that! And if you're the AI, try to announce to the crew just how petty the research director is before they inevitably law you to never use printers again!
Here's a fun game you can try!
Make a text file in your home folder that reads something stupid. A copypasta, a creepypasta, a scathing insult of a particularly unlikeable staff head, or a good ol' fashioned poo fart. Anything works! Next, quickly send this to all the printers on the station PNET. As many as possible! Third, cover up your tracks by clearing the computer you used, and any evidence of you accessing it, and then watch the mayhem unfold!
If you're a regular crewmember, try to avoid the wrath of security. This kind of mischief tends to get you a swirly, and nobody likes that! And if you're the AI, try to announce to the crew just how petty the research director is before they inevitably law you to never use printers again!