Threat Dossier: John Clown

[SkinChanger]

Usual Clown name: John Clown
BYOND username: SkinChanger
Recommended by (if applicable): the voices in my head
Goon servers you play: RP 4 Sylvester

Clowning Experience:
Answer one or more of the following:
 ? What advice would you give to other Clowns? It doesn't matter how many people they send after you, DO NOT pay your taxes
 ? What was one of your favorite Clown moments? (Either playing as a Clown or interacting with one) Rolling changeling clown, pipe-bombing cloning 3 times, getting spaced, then making my way back so I could pipe-bomb cloning another 2 times. 
Answer one or more of the following fun questions:
 ? Suggest a new clowning tool or gadget (i.e. bike horn, canned laughter) 8.9 cm sphere of weapons-grade plutonium-239, 2 beryllium half-spheres able to fit cleanly over the aforementioned sphere, and a screwdriver
 ? What's a prank or gimmick that you've always wanted to pull off? Gaslight security into re-creating the Stanford Prison Experiment
 ? Draw a picture! Sure, here's my self-portrait:

[Chasu]

Definitely a clown to whom the staffies of today can relate.