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04-10-2025, 12:59 PM
Usual Clown name: I dunno man, I tend to come up with a new one every time I've played clown (like, twice-ish)
BYOND username: YeOldeGoat
Recommended by (if applicable): Myself
Goon servers you play: whichever one has the most available clowning victims. (highest pop RP server)
Clowning Experience:
Answer one or more of the following:
? What advice would you give to other Clowns?
Experiment. Whichever clown gimmick gets you beat up by shitcurity the fastest is probably the one to stick to. Maybe. Alternatively, actually be a good clown that security can't even bring themselves to beat up, nor get the Gods' Yelling At™ upon thee, but I know that's easier said than done. It's your ability to clown, after all.
? What was one of your favorite Clown moments? (Either playing as a Clown or interacting with one)
I really liked it when I turned on that one trait that makes clowns invisible. Not because I dislike clowns, mind you, but it's really funny when some stupid bullshit in Comic Sans pops up out of nowhere. Getting robusted by an invisible entity is also pretty funny if you can roleplay it.
Answer one or more of the following fun questions:
? Suggest a new clowning tool or gadget (i.e. bike horn, canned laughter)
One of those pretend guns that shoot out a flag that says "bang", or one of those cork guns that do no damage with a range of ~2 tiles, because the cork is attached by a string. Or as a traitor item, a cap gun that looks real, *almost* sounds real, and even smokes as if it were real, but doesn't actually shoot anything because it's the kind of thing that you'd find at gift shops. I like guns in case that's not clear.
? What's a prank or gimmick that you've always wanted to pull off?
Very easy to do wrong, but I like sad/depressed clowns. Hard to pull off because if you want to make it even remotely funny/not boring, you have to find something really stupid to be sad about. While saying "my wife left me and took the kids" might be funny, like, once, and only in the context of "haha it's funny cuz it's a clown saying it." but it gets stale stupid quick, and you can't really squeeze a whole ~100 minute round out of your make-believe divorcing troubles. Well, you can, if you want to be the literal worst clown ever. I don't want to be the worst clown ever though.
? Draw a picture!
Done. Now what?
BYOND username: YeOldeGoat
Recommended by (if applicable): Myself
Goon servers you play: whichever one has the most available clowning victims. (highest pop RP server)
Clowning Experience:
Answer one or more of the following:
? What advice would you give to other Clowns?
Experiment. Whichever clown gimmick gets you beat up by shitcurity the fastest is probably the one to stick to. Maybe. Alternatively, actually be a good clown that security can't even bring themselves to beat up, nor get the Gods' Yelling At™ upon thee, but I know that's easier said than done. It's your ability to clown, after all.
? What was one of your favorite Clown moments? (Either playing as a Clown or interacting with one)
I really liked it when I turned on that one trait that makes clowns invisible. Not because I dislike clowns, mind you, but it's really funny when some stupid bullshit in Comic Sans pops up out of nowhere. Getting robusted by an invisible entity is also pretty funny if you can roleplay it.
Answer one or more of the following fun questions:
? Suggest a new clowning tool or gadget (i.e. bike horn, canned laughter)
One of those pretend guns that shoot out a flag that says "bang", or one of those cork guns that do no damage with a range of ~2 tiles, because the cork is attached by a string. Or as a traitor item, a cap gun that looks real, *almost* sounds real, and even smokes as if it were real, but doesn't actually shoot anything because it's the kind of thing that you'd find at gift shops. I like guns in case that's not clear.
? What's a prank or gimmick that you've always wanted to pull off?
Very easy to do wrong, but I like sad/depressed clowns. Hard to pull off because if you want to make it even remotely funny/not boring, you have to find something really stupid to be sad about. While saying "my wife left me and took the kids" might be funny, like, once, and only in the context of "haha it's funny cuz it's a clown saying it." but it gets stale stupid quick, and you can't really squeeze a whole ~100 minute round out of your make-believe divorcing troubles. Well, you can, if you want to be the literal worst clown ever. I don't want to be the worst clown ever though.
? Draw a picture!
Done. Now what?