Goonhub
05-14-2020, 11:43 PM
Usual Clown name: Hank the Sad Clown
BYOND username: BHat0451
Recommended by (if applicable): N/A
Goon servers you play: Goon2
Clowning Experience:
Answer one or more of the following:
? What advice would you give to other Clowns?
Don't fret if people don't laugh at your jokes; keep experimenting with your jokes and you'll eventually find humor.
Oh, and H͏҉̢͟͡Ǫ̸͘N̶̢̛K̵̨̨̡̛!҉̷̷!̵̕̕͢
Answer one or more of the following fun questions:
? Suggest a new clowning tool or gadget (i.e. bike horn, canned laughter)
A gold and silver comedy/tragedy mask (with the clown's trademark red nose and wig affixed to it) that allows you to force people nearby to laugh or cry.
? What's a prank or gimmick that you've always wanted to pull off?
The Dastardly; imagine a clown acting like a classic cartoon villain, a la Dick Dastardly or Snidely Whiplash, basically always shouting his plots aloud (only in local chat, not over radio) before setting them up. Anyone nearby would easily be able to tell what he was doing, but nobody else; said plots would likely involve pressure sensors connected to graviton accelerators (naturally with cream pie loaded into them) or flushers that basically shoot you back in the direction you came from.
? Draw a picture!
Like this one?
![[Image: Clown-Graffiti-Shrunken.png]](https://i.ibb.co/rQMmGSY/Clown-Graffiti-Shrunken.png)
dear god it's almost 3am what am I doing with my life
BYOND username: BHat0451
Recommended by (if applicable): N/A
Goon servers you play: Goon2
Clowning Experience:
Answer one or more of the following:
? What advice would you give to other Clowns?
Don't fret if people don't laugh at your jokes; keep experimenting with your jokes and you'll eventually find humor.
Oh, and H͏҉̢͟͡Ǫ̸͘N̶̢̛K̵̨̨̡̛!҉̷̷!̵̕̕͢
Answer one or more of the following fun questions:
? Suggest a new clowning tool or gadget (i.e. bike horn, canned laughter)
A gold and silver comedy/tragedy mask (with the clown's trademark red nose and wig affixed to it) that allows you to force people nearby to laugh or cry.
? What's a prank or gimmick that you've always wanted to pull off?
The Dastardly; imagine a clown acting like a classic cartoon villain, a la Dick Dastardly or Snidely Whiplash, basically always shouting his plots aloud (only in local chat, not over radio) before setting them up. Anyone nearby would easily be able to tell what he was doing, but nobody else; said plots would likely involve pressure sensors connected to graviton accelerators (naturally with cream pie loaded into them) or flushers that basically shoot you back in the direction you came from.
? Draw a picture!
Like this one?
dear god it's almost 3am what am I doing with my life
