Tricky's Accredited Clown College (For Clowns)

[Mouse]

Tired of those other clown colleges with their entrance exams, and admission guidelines, and diplomas?  Never fear, because Tricky's Accredited Clown College (For Clowns) is here!  Just post in this thread, and you will automatically be approved to be a clown, absolutely free!

Now, some people might say that Tricky's Accredited Clown College (For Clowns) is not actually accredited.  Some people might say that it is not actually a college.  Some people even might say that it has no right to approve applications for clowndom, and in fact that attempting to become a clown through Tricky's Accredited Clown College (For Clowns) will result in being permanently barred from ever serving as a clown.

These people are insane, delusional, slanderous, lying villains who are completely correct.

True clowns don't need approval.

[Carbadox]

I just want to say that as a professional clown professor and owner of a rightfully earned masters degree in comedy history, what you're doing is disgusting and an absolute disgrace to the clown art form. It's amateur Discount Dan big shots like you that gives us quality artists a bad name. Shame on you

[UrsulaMejor]

You may not need the clown college's approval, but you have it.