Oshan Random Disasters

[Prichard]

Yo what about an oshan specific version of the ion storm. Im thinking contaminated water, a brief wave of pollutants that turns the water lethal? Better find somewhere dry to wait it out

[Technature]

Please stop dumping your space rocks into our ocean. It kills marine life and brutally fucks up our workplace.

Thank you for listening to this PSA about your fucking space rocks.

[Wisecrack34]

A nearby underwater volcano erupts, instantly heating the water outside to REALLYFUCKINHOT degrees Celsius

[sankto]

A random fissure / sinkhole popup somewhere, along with violent shakings.

[aft2001]

"Local biological and radiosensitive instruments have detected increased radiation and mutated life forms in your area. Please avoid any green, glowing sea life and/or barrels, as they may drastically reduce your productivity." - Spawns some radioactive stuff somewhere on the ocean floor that irradiates anyone that gets close, as well as some pretty nasty mutant sharks or something.

"Caution: Hull structural integrity failure detected. Unable to locate point of failure. Please avoid any flooded areas and report hull breaches to Engineering." - Causes a random section of exterior wall/window to break, which naturally starts to flood.

"A migration of sea life has been detected in your area. Please use caution around predatory schools, as unscheduled physiological deconstruction may occur to personnel that do not exercise caution." - Spawns 3-12 predatory fish around the map (at the moment, just sharks basically)

"Alert: Unexploded ordinance has been detected surfacing from the sediment in your area. Please avoid any unrecognized metal objects that may or may not be torpedo, bomb, or artillery shell shaped." - Spawns a number of volatile explosives around the map in varying shapes, which have a chance to detonate if a person gets close or picks it up.

[Kovirii]

Jellyfish invasion

Trash influx

Aquaman

Crab bots

Sea horses

[poland spring]

SEA MONKEY ASSAULT TEAM
spawns a bunch of angry monkeys with guns or something somewhere on the station

DUG TOO DEEP
All trench holes temporarily lead to Hell or the Void or something

WATER WEIRD
Water is breatheable for a while for some reason! huh.

WATER ARMAGEDDON
Oshan water makes you slip for a bit. call the shuttle