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    Thread: [PSA] Don't walk into random portals
Post: RE: [PSA] Don't walk into portals

They were very funny, but a few of them also prematurely ended my shift when I was in the middle of working on other projects. If you weren't expecting to get smited by RN-Jesus, I could see it being ...
Stivkin General Discussion 7 333 10-17-2021, 05:36 PM
    Thread: [PSA] Don't walk into random portals
Post: RE: [PSA] Don't walk into portals

That's without mentioning the many deaths and escape failures I've racked up by using other people's portals. One time after a shuttle call there was a portal in escape that lead to a 1x1 room in the ...
Stivkin General Discussion 7 333 10-17-2021, 04:09 PM
    Thread: [PSA] Don't walk into random portals
Post: RE: [PSA] Don't walk into portals

Froggit_Dogget Wrote: (10-17-2021, 02:29 PM) -- idk im kinda experienced, not really, i havent played that much, but i havent had any bad experiences following people into portals. -- If it's a hand...
Stivkin General Discussion 7 333 10-17-2021, 02:55 PM
    Thread: [PSA] Don't walk into random portals
Post: [PSA] Don't walk into random portals

You don't know what the guy who placed it was in the middle of doing - if you're following someone else and you do a blind jump it is likely going to end poorly for you. Every experienced player can g...
Stivkin General Discussion 7 333 10-16-2021, 06:57 PM
    Thread: Going full PG
Post: RE: Going full PG

Zamujasa Wrote: (10-15-2021, 03:26 AM) -- Stivkin Wrote: (10-14-2021, 01:56 PM) -- Wait a minute... If anyone else bumps that thread you're going to ban ME? I'm just going to cross my fingers ...
Stivkin General Discussion 42 1,476 10-15-2021, 04:34 AM
    Thread: Why do you hate me? [HEAT OF THE DESERT]
Post: RE: Why do you hate me? [Episode V: The Dev Strike...

https://youtu.be/s1f-pclE3gM [hr] you: probably sitting on a computer trying your best to oppress my right to shitpost me: grinding this mgr:r platinum trophy with my phone in my lap and a joint on m...
Stivkin General Discussion 88 3,117 10-15-2021, 03:34 AM
    Thread: Why do you hate me? [HEAT OF THE DESERT]
Post: RE: Why do you hate me? [Episode V: The Dev Strike...

And I shouldn't have to explain that with the recent re-enabling of the Head Surgeon gimmick job that page is going to be absolutely peaking in traffic. Isn't it even hyperlinked to in that job's arti...
Stivkin General Discussion 88 3,117 10-15-2021, 03:31 AM
    Thread: Why do you hate me? [HEAT OF THE DESERT]
Post: RE: Why do you hate me? [Episode V: The Dev Strike...

I'm not going to get lectured on "inventing" anything by the individual whose first post on my thread was an irrelevant and markedly scurrilous fabrication. If I wanted to I could have just sat around...
Stivkin General Discussion 88 3,117 10-15-2021, 03:07 AM
    Thread: Going full PG
Post: RE: Going full PG

Yellow Wrote: (10-14-2021, 09:32 PM) -- It’s just not much of what you’ve said has been productive to any of the debates here :( -- Now you're just making stuff up. I've been plenty helpful. I poin...
Stivkin General Discussion 42 1,476 10-14-2021, 09:37 PM
    Thread: Why do you hate me? [HEAT OF THE DESERT]
Post: RE: Why do you hate me? [frick off im on my PS3 no...

Quote: -- Dear Stivkin You have received a warning from the staff of Goonstation Forums. -- stop being such a pedantic and annoying on purpose dude -- -ZeWaka -- Yeah crystal clear [...
Stivkin General Discussion 88 3,117 10-14-2021, 09:05 PM
    Thread: Going full PG
Post: RE: Going full PG

ZeWaka Wrote: (10-14-2021, 08:45 PM) -- Stivkin Wrote: (10-14-2021, 01:56 PM) -- Wait a minute... If anyone else bumps that thread you're going to ban ME? I'm just going to cross my fingers an...
Stivkin General Discussion 42 1,476 10-14-2021, 09:00 PM
    Thread: Why do you hate me? [HEAT OF THE DESERT]
Post: RE: Why do you hate me? [frick off im on my PS3 no...

So you're just giving out warnings because you don't like me?
Stivkin General Discussion 88 3,117 10-14-2021, 08:52 PM
    Thread: Why do you hate me? [HEAT OF THE DESERT]
Post: RE: Why do you hate me? [frick off im on my PS3 no...

Did you read the whole post for the context of why I posted that?
Stivkin General Discussion 88 3,117 10-14-2021, 08:48 PM
    Thread: Why do you hate me? [HEAT OF THE DESERT]
Post: RE: Why do you hate me? [THE HEADSURGEON ARC]

A clown, a conspiracy theorist, and a paranoid schizophrenic all walk into a bar. They sit down and the bartender asks, "What can I get for you, Stivkin?" [hr] https://youtu.be/MgOfZozbgjo
Stivkin General Discussion 88 3,117 10-14-2021, 04:08 PM
    Thread: Going full PG
Post: RE: Going full PG

Wait a minute... If anyone else bumps that thread you're going to ban ME? I'm just going to cross my fingers and pray that's not what you meant.
Stivkin General Discussion 42 1,476 10-14-2021, 01:56 PM
    Thread: Why do you hate me? [HEAT OF THE DESERT]
Post: RE: Why do you hate me? [THE HEADSURGEON ARC]

Zamujasa Wrote: (10-14-2021, 01:09 PM) -- have you ever considered the pursuit of other hobbies? knitting, maybe? -- Knitting takes patience and I think you're already well aware that's a virtue I l...
Stivkin General Discussion 88 3,117 10-14-2021, 01:19 PM
    Thread: Going full PG
Post: RE: Going full PG

Zamujasa Wrote: (10-14-2021, 12:43 PM) -- didn't realize we were due for another episode of "has gone gone too far?" so soon after we finished with the 13 page piss debate -- That sounds like the e...
Stivkin General Discussion 42 1,476 10-14-2021, 01:03 PM
    Thread: Going full PG
Post: RE: Going full PG

Waffleloffle Wrote: (10-13-2021, 11:56 PM) -- stivkin can you keep your logical fallacies to your own thread it's like really inconvenient to clown on someone across multiple topics -- It's not fal...
Stivkin General Discussion 42 1,476 10-14-2021, 11:48 AM
    Thread: Why do you hate me? [HEAT OF THE DESERT]
Post: RE: Why do you hate me? [THE HEADSURGEON ARC]

UrsulaMejor Wrote: (10-13-2021, 09:44 PM) -- I miss headsurgeon. -- Can I get a "hobo rights?"
Stivkin General Discussion 88 3,117 10-13-2021, 10:00 PM
    Thread: Going full PG
Post: RE: Going full PG

Yet we have a feature wherein one "unzips their pants and takes a piss on the floor." The floor potentially being the location of another player. That doesn't sound very PG to me, so I hardly think we...
Stivkin General Discussion 42 1,476 10-13-2021, 09:08 PM
    Thread: Post ITT and I will give you an avatar
Post: RE: Post ITT and I will give you an avatar

This is also a bump for NOOT's avatar. He deserves a medal first but an avatar will have to do.
Stivkin General Discussion 1,417 336,343 10-13-2021, 07:53 PM
    Thread: Going full PG
Post: RE: Going full PG

What if you live in a country where nipple-tweaking is a display of gratitude? Shaking my smh.
Stivkin General Discussion 42 1,476 10-13-2021, 07:38 PM
  Exclamation Thread: Why do you hate me? [HEAT OF THE DESERT]
Post: RE: Why do you hate me? [Watch your butts]

Round the world and home again, That's the sailor's way! Faster faster, faster faster... gained sentience "behead the bourgeoisie" "my fav animal is called the republicans" There's no...
Stivkin General Discussion 88 3,117 10-13-2021, 06:18 PM
    Thread: Why do you hate me? [HEAT OF THE DESERT]
Post: RE: Why do you hate me? [Watch your butts]

Oh wait I think actually found your blacklist of banned language it's contained within HeadSurgeon's logs. https://wiki.ss13.co/HeadSurgeon Hip hopcracy 🗿 [hr] 🗿 🗿🗿 [hr] full communism now i am ab...
Stivkin General Discussion 88 3,117 10-13-2021, 04:37 PM
    Thread: Why do you hate me? [HEAT OF THE DESERT]
Post: RE: Why do you hate me? [Watch your butts]

It's not even 10:00 PM where I live. You have a curfew or something? [hr] Also we have these things called phones nowadays, Cal, I'm literally shitposting from the comfort of my bed. Without Goon I do...
Stivkin General Discussion 88 3,117 10-12-2021, 08:50 PM