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    Thread: Goonstation Monthly Contest: January Edition!
Post: RE: Goonstation Monthly Contest: January Edition!

"Never trust pills you find on the floor." "Always trust pills you find on the floor."
Winklabom General Discussion 39 11,722 01-12-2020, 09:19 AM
    Thread: Dodge roll: LET'S GET OUTTA DODGE!
Post: RE: Dodge roll: LET'S GET OUTTA DODGE!

People kept comparing this to Matrix Flopout but that doesn't let you literally roll a few tiles in the direction you're going AND it requires you to pick it as a trait. My idea is that anyone can do...
Winklabom Ideas & Suggestions 9 2,912 01-10-2020, 09:51 AM
    Thread: Dodge roll: LET'S GET OUTTA DODGE!
Post: Dodge roll: LET'S GET OUTTA DODGE!

Perhaps this has been suggested before, but I haven't looked because I'm lazy and bad. I think that anyone should be able to perform a dodge roll if they are sprinting (Holding SHIFT while moving) ...
Winklabom Ideas & Suggestions 9 2,912 01-10-2020, 09:15 AM
    Thread: Vocabulary suggestions for VOX!
Post: RE: Vocabulary suggestions for VOX!

dab, dabs, dabbed, dabbing
Winklabom Ideas & Suggestions 206 97,729 10-01-2019, 07:46 AM
    Thread: Syndicate Soundboard [Antag Item]
Post: RE: Syndicate Soundboard [Antag Item]

Make this a thing right now!
Winklabom Ideas & Suggestions 22 7,842 10-01-2019, 07:45 AM
    Thread: Put stuff in your mouth - The PERFECT way to hide evidence!
Post: RE: Put stuff in your mouth - The PERFECT way to h...

FEEL LIKE IT DANG IT
Winklabom Ideas & Suggestions 57 21,993 09-02-2019, 12:40 PM
    Thread: Put stuff in your mouth - The PERFECT way to hide evidence!
Post: RE: Put stuff in your mouth - The PERFECT way to h...

Hey guess what bump
Winklabom Ideas & Suggestions 57 21,993 08-31-2019, 07:31 PM
    Thread: Removing a Cyborg's Brain Should Take More Time
Post: Removing a Cyborg's Brain Should Take More Time

As the title suggests. This might come off as a knee jerk post, but I sincerely believe that people shouldn't be able to debrain a cyborg in 2 seconds flat by just unlocking their interface, clic...
Winklabom Ideas & Suggestions 7 2,592 08-31-2019, 05:53 PM
    Thread: Afterlife Bar Character Deletion/Disconnect exploit
Post: RE: Afterlife Bar Character Deletion/Disconnect ex...

As far as I know, if you get disconnected and come back as an "observer", then you cannot re-enter your body. I think that pretty much makes cloning impossible.
Winklabom Bug Reports 3 1,585 04-30-2019, 08:40 PM
    Thread: Biblefarts doing different things
Post: Biblefarts doing different things

As it currently stands, farting on a bible will gib you. I propose that farting on the bible also has a slim chance of triggering one of the -many- admin-only gib methods also. Like: -Taking you st...
Winklabom Ideas & Suggestions 7 2,355 04-28-2019, 10:21 AM
    Thread: Put stuff in your mouth - The PERFECT way to hide evidence!
Post: RE: Put stuff in your mouth - The PERFECT way to h...

I cast thread necromancy and bring this back from the dead! Hopefully someone will finally be able to make this work somehow.
Winklabom Ideas & Suggestions 57 21,993 04-26-2019, 09:51 AM
    Thread: Post ITT and I will give you an avatar
Post: RE: Post ITT and I will give you an avatar

AVATAR ME crime : i hope this lives up to the cuteitude of your previous one
Winklabom General Discussion 1,515 397,513 04-26-2019, 09:41 AM
    Thread: Afterlife Bar Character Deletion/Disconnect exploit
Post: Afterlife Bar Character Deletion/Disconnect exploi...

I haven't posted on the forums in a good long while but here's a little backstory to this: I really wanted to dab a whole lot, but the job I picked didn't let me. So I killed myself and went to the a...
Winklabom Bug Reports 3 1,585 04-26-2019, 08:59 AM
    Thread: DNA stinging a cyborg as a ling still charges you the DNA points
Post: RE: DNA stinging a cyborg as a ling still charges ...

Cyfarfod Wrote: (01-09-2018, 01:59 AM) -- Drape some skin on the borg, like when you come fresh outta a borging artifactl, and change it's name to Almost/Sorta/Nearly (whover you stung it as). -- I...
Winklabom Bug Reports 8 3,376 01-10-2018, 06:33 AM
    Thread: Modifying magboots
Post: RE: Modifying magboots

Remove the no slip and maybe even give it a chance to malfunction where you get stuck in place for a second or something.
Winklabom Ideas & Suggestions 34 14,067 10-31-2017, 10:33 AM
    Thread: Give the chaplain a chance to start with Photokinesis
Post: RE: Give the chaplain a chance to start with Photo...

I shall now practice internet necromancy and raise this thread from the dead. I still want this to be a thing, damn it!
Winklabom Ideas & Suggestions 3 1,700 09-28-2017, 11:25 AM
    Thread: New ling horror form scream + pls buff horror form
Post: RE: New ling horror form scream + pls buff horror ...

That would be hysterical. Yes please.
Winklabom Ideas & Suggestions 28 10,571 09-22-2017, 08:43 AM
    Thread: Post ITT and I will give you an avatar
Post: RE: Post ITT and I will give you an avatar

It's time for my yearly avatar change! ADMIN EDIT: It is done.
Winklabom General Discussion 1,515 397,513 09-19-2017, 03:34 PM
    Thread: medical bracelet that states preferred resurrection method
Post: RE: medical bracelet that states preferred resurre...

This is a good idea and should be implemented. However, I fear that some people might get reported to the admins for not cloning/borging a person depending on their set preference. Would it be c...
Winklabom Ideas & Suggestions 22 8,792 09-07-2017, 01:36 PM
    Thread: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK
Post: RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

That was great. *Mimes a bandage on his stump*
Winklabom General Discussion 571 215,459 09-03-2017, 05:07 AM
    Thread: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK
Post: RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

I immediately start miming an invisible box around the clown and the strange man fighting him. Of course, I am standing outside the invisible box. Hopefully they will both be contained long enough ...
Winklabom General Discussion 571 215,459 09-02-2017, 04:29 AM
    Thread: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK
Post: RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

I pray to the admins to be turned into a mine in order to defeat the clown by placing him in an invisible cube that I will "mime" into existence around him. Mines and clowns are enemies, right ? [h...
Winklabom General Discussion 571 215,459 08-31-2017, 09:30 PM
    Thread: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK
Post: RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

I attempt to steal the clown's mask.
Winklabom General Discussion 571 215,459 08-31-2017, 04:37 AM
    Thread: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK
Post: RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

I look for a fire extinguisher. If I find one, I try to find the dancing burning man in order to put the fire out. If I don't, I shout some more over the radio about the man whom shot the cyborg de...
Winklabom General Discussion 571 215,459 08-30-2017, 09:16 PM
    Thread: Anyone else use a set loadout they've made for a job?
Post: RE: Anyone else use a set loadout they've made for...

I mostly play chaplain these days so: Magic sandals (for magic and slip resistance) Bible (to heal people/inflict brain damage upon people) Fully loaded tool belt Fire extinguisher Gas mask +...
Winklabom General Discussion 32 11,825 08-30-2017, 06:40 AM