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  Rainbow Thread: write on presents.
Post: write on presents.

so they can have little messages for the recipient when examined. "It's a bomb, son. - Santa Claus".
phart Ideas & Suggestions 5 4,088 02-12-2016, 05:25 AM
    Thread: (Destiny) Add randomized Job Titles
Post: (Destiny) Add randomized Job Titles

Basically, to enforce more petty bureaucracy aboard NT vessels, I was thinking that having randomized names for the jobs would be cool. Nothing you could choose, cause I think that could get stale, bu...
phart Ideas & Suggestions 2 1,712 01-08-2016, 06:43 AM
    Thread: Give the CE a pet.
Post: Give the CE a pet.

All the other heads have one, except the HOP, but it could be argued that George is the HOP's dog or something. My vote for the CE's pet is a rock crab wearing sunglasses called "The Bronz" because it...
phart Ideas & Suggestions 24 8,985 01-02-2016, 12:42 PM
    Thread: Phart's Tasty Mentor Application.
Post: Phart's Tasty Mentor Application.

Usual Character Name: Drunk Elf. (I used to be Owlman Pete/Owlman Humphrey but I got bored of being a freakish angry beast all the time.) BYOND Username: SkirmishHermit Recommended by: Dions n' Hain...
phart Approved Applications 6 3,501 10-19-2015, 03:27 PM
    Thread: alternative captain's hat doesn't count to crew objective
Post: alternative captain's hat doesn't count to crew ob...

I was on the shuttle at the end of the round as a captain wearing the piratey hat you get inside the captain's clothing box and when I reached cent. comm, the "don't lose your hat" objective was consi...
phart Features 0 1,159 10-05-2015, 07:43 AM
    Thread: How did you discover SS13?
Post: Re: How did you discover SS13?

another online social group, which may or may not have been known as the KWMIFC for some reason, kept on talking about this game and how complex it was. Naturally there was a small server they were ru...
phart General Discussion 51 19,587 09-05-2015, 03:16 AM
    Thread: raaaaainbow people.
Post: raaaaainbow people.

i think skin color should be chosen the same way that hair colour is in character customization. This way we can have the blue man group, but in space. or very very scrawny hulks showing up as green a...
phart Ideas & Suggestions 11 4,026 09-04-2015, 01:28 PM
    Thread: Using the jumpy mutation to fly into a basketball hoop.
Post: Using the jumpy mutation to fly into a basketball ...

If you do this with a basketball, you should do a SLAM DUNK and make everything surrounding the net fly away like a reverse singularity due to how hard you just dominated the art of b-balling.
phart Ideas & Suggestions 4 1,983 07-01-2015, 11:31 AM
    Thread: Tomodachi Life
Post: Re: Tomodachi Life

my very ab-tastic and gruff hunky mii: http://www.miisearch.com/mii-creator.ht ... 0000000000 (http://www.miisearch.com/mii-creator.html?avatar=3108004600720061006e006b000000000000000000005e2580807f5f...
phart General Discussion 87 34,763 07-01-2015, 09:39 AM
    Thread: Tactical invisible finger guns
Post: Tactical invisible finger guns

they look like normal gloves, but they're actually INVISIBLE guns! if you point at something with them, you whisper "pew pew pew!" and fire at it! It could be used to short out electronics it hits tem...
phart Ideas & Suggestions 4 2,031 06-19-2015, 03:06 PM
    Thread: Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace
Post: Re: Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace

DyssalC Wrote: -- Arrest yourself for drug abuse. For shame. -- http://i.imgur.com/MmXfxyn.png Code: -- OH MY GOSH YOU'VE SUNKEN TO THE LEVEL OF THE !!WAGE SLAVE CREW!! There is only one thing le...
phart General Discussion 60 23,428 04-18-2015, 05:52 PM
    Thread: Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace
Post: Re: Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace

Zadeon Wrote: -- pizzatiger Wrote: -- Go to botanty and smoke some weed -- -- http://i.imgur.com/8z6Z0td.png Code: -- Oh dang. You're zonin' out man. What the heck were you even doing... oh, that...
phart General Discussion 60 23,428 04-17-2015, 03:36 PM
    Thread: You can communicate with wall-kind inside lockers
Post: You can communicate with wall-kind inside lockers

I don't know how often this would come up in normal gameplay, but what I did was the following. 1. Get in a locker 2. Be screamed at by a nearby living wall of flesh. 3. The first message received sh...
phart Resolved 4 2,108 04-05-2015, 03:26 PM
    Thread: make things flammable on your person
Post: make things flammable on your person

I don't know an easy way to not make cigarettes a deathtrap doing this. but jumpsuits, credits, and all that can already be set ablaze on the floor. hell, you can put on a flaming jumpsuit and it wor...
phart Ideas & Suggestions 3 1,833 03-30-2015, 09:40 AM
    Thread: Slippery Slidey Tables!
Post: Slippery Slidey Tables!

I am quite happy with how disposals work at the moment, and was thinking of more funny ideas for what could happen if things are thrown at other things. I came up with a couple of funny slapsticky usa...
phart Ideas & Suggestions 4 2,438 03-18-2015, 12:31 PM
    Thread: Dr. Assistant hits the disposal unit and flops in!
Post: Dr. Assistant hits the disposal unit and flops in!

I was thinking that if more things worked like slamming into vending machines, the station would be a more cartoonishly chaotic Rube Goldberg machine. Disposals could be expanded a bit, they are very ...
phart Good ideas! 3 2,096 03-16-2015, 04:46 AM
    Thread: Let changelings rip limbs off of people they have in grabs!
Post: Let changelings rip limbs off of people they have ...

This would be metal as h-e-double-hockey-sticks, and make lings a whole lot more scary alienish. Just grab em, and them if you attack your victim in a limb it would say "Pubbie Joe rips Joe Pubbie's R...
phart Ideas & Suggestions 2 1,472 03-12-2015, 02:26 AM
    Thread: Golems should fart in people's faces after they clobber them
Post: Golems should fart in people's faces after they cl...

They pummel and bully people who are standing up, but if you're lying down they just kick you in the curb? It's almost like they're more than rude, perhaps even actually murderous. Where's the fun in ...
phart Ideas & Suggestions 6 2,618 03-10-2015, 08:44 AM
    Thread: General Hydroponics Suggestions
Post: Re: General Hydroponics Suggestions

I was thinking that if botany could make materials to use in the arc smelter, it could open up a whole world of possibilities. Some materials I could think of off the top of my head include: Bee Wool:...
phart Ideas & Suggestions 68 25,384 03-02-2015, 01:21 AM
    Thread: Give dismembered arms a chance to hold onto stuff!
Post: Give dismembered arms a chance to hold onto stuff!

This way if your limb gets ripped off and you have a shotgun in hand, your arm could spazz out and randomly fire somewhere while flying off, or if you have a pickaxe, it could go and swing into somebo...
phart Ideas & Suggestions 3 1,782 02-12-2015, 06:17 AM
    Thread: Why was the Singularity removed?
Post: Re: Why was the Singularity removed?

i kind of miss the singularity, if I'm being honest, the whole game is pretty a workplace-safety PSA (on crack(in space(in the future))) and the singularity was a literal blackhole, and a hilariously ...
phart General Discussion 46 16,762 01-29-2015, 09:27 AM
    Thread: Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace
Post: Re: Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace

DyssalC Wrote: -- Code: -- Rotate arm to other side, attempt to jump again, this time with less force. Then give yourself a congratulatory pat on the back. -- -- http://i.imgur.com/ycoeA2z.png Co...
phart General Discussion 60 23,428 01-29-2015, 09:15 AM
    Thread: Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace
Post: Re: Robustorama: a CYOA in spaaace

[spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/hOHLM2D.png[/spoiler] DyssalC Wrote: -- Code: -- Use adorable tiny arm to hoist self off the ground, then have a good cry. -- -- http://i.imgur.com/7G0sZ5E.png http:/...
phart General Discussion 60 23,428 01-24-2015, 05:07 PM
    Thread: Draw cool SS13 art!!!!
Post: Re: Draw cool SS13 art!!!!

sorry for the double post but here is Heisenbee doing the RD's job while they're stone(d) cold. smart bee! good bee! professional worker!!! http://i.imgur.com/SMozurZ.png
phart General Discussion 403 247,622 01-17-2015, 01:57 PM
    Thread: Draw cool SS13 art!!!!
Post: Re: Draw cool SS13 art!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/bmOO4Gh.png woooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!
phart General Discussion 403 247,622 01-17-2015, 01:02 PM