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RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - NesMettaur - 08-17-2017
Quote:;Alright, two teleporters are set up.
;To use them just stand on one and say "Teleport medbay" or "Teleport engineering" and you'll go to the target destination.
;I'll tell you guys when more are added to the network. Tell me if anything's faulty like the IDs not reverting or something.
With that established I decide to make the next teleporter near the Pod Ba- shitshitshitshitshit
Okay, new plan. Still dragging my mechanics cart with me, I try to remember where the nearest General Manufacturer is and head there.
RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - Studenterhue - 08-17-2017
Well, that's a bit underwhelming, though potentially useful. This gives me an idea...
While HydroFloric is busy furiously praying to invisible sky gods of science and fedoras, I fill one large beaker third of the way with synthflesh and another also a third of the way with my BLAHD.
RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - elan_oots - 08-17-2017
I prep the cryo chambers, bring medkits out to the lobby, and make an announcement on the radio letting people know I exist. Then I wait to treat any incoming patients.
RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - fosstar - 08-17-2017
second action. i try to convince elan_oots to join the new ss13 communist party and help me with my planned communist revolt
RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - Flourish - 08-17-2017
Stationeer, Staff Assistant.
I head over to medbay and try to convince the MD to turn me into a monkey.
RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - Technature - 08-17-2017
Winklabom (3): You decide to yell insults over the radio, directed at people of interest.
If what you hear back is of any indication, more important things are happening.
Noah Buttes (4): Ya know, when a lot of people join a game, they look for things to do. They try to better themselves, or find some emotional journey in their games, or a deep meaning. Some may even challenge themselves over and over again to do better.
Not you though. You know better than to waste your time on shit like that.
Hydrofloric (3): You attempt to make some healing chemicals to tend to your explosive wounds. However, you end up making weed killer by mistake.
You throw it out immediately.
At least it didn't blow up this time.
HotCoffeeMug (6): You dock the station and run around searching for one of the other wanted people, the clown. The problem is that you have no idea if there even is a clown. How are you supposed to find someone that doesn't even ex-Oh there he is.
He stands there, staring at you.
HONK
Superlagg (4): Before the last medic can leave the public office, you jump onto the cushion and body slam the ever loving shit out of one of them. Before you can do any more damage, one of the other medics rush out and gets him away from you.
You hear over your headset that you assaulted one of the medical officers.
Superlagg is now wanted.
fosstar (3): You create a newspaper talking about the terrible dangers of capitalism and why communism is the better option. Sadly, you don't sell a single copy.
New525 (n/a): You load the nuke into your modified pod.
UnbraDrake (3):The cyborg comes back with a large amount of ore perfect for cyborging and creating artificial gadgets. It seems to be really competent. You remove the brain and place it ever so carefully into the AI console.
Upon activating, the AI immediately cites that it's not on a power source. oops.
A player may now join as a second AI.
New525 (2) vs. Youkcat (1): "What are you doing?"
"This radio doesn't have shit to buy with."
"It clearly has three telecrystals in it, buy a syndicate bomb so we can pretend you're not retarded."
"FUCK YOOOOUUUUUU!!!
The PDA is immediately spaced.
Nobody is happy about this.
Bologna Prime (2): The work of an HoP is too much to handle. You decide to drift around space for a bit with no particular destination in mind when you come across a saw drone.
It hasn't noticed you yet.
a pleasant hug (5): You successfully find an emergency oxygen tank and your standard toolbelt tools, including a multitool. Checking on the stations power shows that everything is on schedule. The solars are providing power, though you think they could be adjusted better.
The engine is running a normal plasma gas hellburn.
Vitatroll (4): You head back and hatch a small larva bee.
You decide to name it billy.
Frank_Stein (1!): You head to security and ask if you can have access to the armory because of the explosive in podbay, but are denied. Apparently, idiots do shit like this all the time and there's no reason a taser can't bring down an idiot. Attempts to get into the armory get met with angry "ask when there's something that actually requires potential lethal force".
You don't think you'll get in anytime soon.
Lord Birb (3): You attempt to locate the assailant who bombed podbay, but there seems to be no trace of them.
NesMettaur (5): The crew is made aware of the teleporter and how it works. You then proceed to make another teleportor into podbay NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!
You head to the general manufacturer nearby and start to make things to deal with the hole in Podbay.
Studenterhue (n/a): You make your way to the chem machines and fill up a beaker with some synthflesh and your synthblood.
You feel less healthy. I mean, you still feel healthy, but less so than YA KNOW WHAT FUCK IT synthflesh is less in your bloodstream than before.
elan_oots (1): You sit and lounge about in the reception room, eating a bag of snacks. Anytime someone comes up for a checkup, you give them a really nasty glare.
People don't seem to wanna go to medbay for some reason.
Flourish (4): You go to the medbay and do what any staff assistant worth his salt sets out to accomplish. To become an animal well known for throwing its shit at people.
The medical director is sitting at the reception, glaring at anyone who dare even set foot near him. None the less, you go up to him and ask your request.
"......fucking idiot......"
You hear him mumble over the radio and a pair of guys lead you into genetics to be a monkey.
You now have a craving for bananas.
fosstar (4-) -> elan_oots: You head up to your boss to ask what he thinks about the glory of communism. However, he seems to be giving mean looks to anyone who gets nearby.
This may be a bad time.
NatetheSquid: You've entered critical condition. If you don't fix this problem soon, you're probably gonna die.
All actions are more likely to fail until you leave critical condition.
Current situations:
Security Level:Green
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Syndicate Shuttle.
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Nuke Ops plan of Counterattack: Combat is + in New525 and Youkcat's favor.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Misuse of funds:Shipping has no budget.
1 star Wanted:Hotcoffeemug (missing), Noah Buttes
Teleport:Mechanics+Medbay
Station Damage: Podbay
RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - Bologna Prime - 08-17-2017
I take the drone as the first trial of many on the path to redemption, and engage in riveting combat with the mechanical demon.
RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - HotCoffeeMug - 08-18-2017
i sit next to the clown doing nothing maybe i will stop existing like the clown if i'm near it who knows.
RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - Vitatroll - 08-18-2017
I pet Billy, then feed it. It's a good Billy, yes it is.
RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - LuigiThirty - 08-18-2017
Stationeer, Botanist. I arrive for my shift, hear an explosion, and figure we’re all boned anyway. I start hitting the bar window with a toolbox so I can break in and get sloshed.
RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - NateTheSquid - 08-18-2017
i suppose ill yell that theres a body in the kitchen that needs borging.
i swear some doctor said they were gonna come fix me, guess not
edit: assuming im still in the kitchen, i lost it somewhere in there
RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - Lady Birb - 08-18-2017
Both my targets lost, I go back to searching for entertainment.
RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - Berrik - 08-18-2017
BALD BULL, Staff Assistant: I run around, scream, and try to shove down as many people as possible to fart in their face.
RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - YoukCat - 08-18-2017
With new525, I activate the pod and wormhole to the Hanger and head up to the Armory, far from the station to stay out of sight. If New525 has objections, I stop immediately (and exit sight of station)
RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - NesMettaur - 08-18-2017
Step 2, I grab some internals (...i.e. an emergency oxygen tank and breath mask) and head out to the Podbay to begin repairs.
I don't have EVA access, do I? Hmm, maybe I'll be fine dealing with just a little breeze...