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RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - fosstar - 08-19-2017

i clarify to the ai that deleting all the money means draining the entire budget into the shipping account then i start rallying my fellow workers and i try and convince them to overthrow the captain and institute a communist dictatorship of the proletariat.

RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - YoukCat - 08-19-2017

I quickly get the fuck outta there. If Frank is in a pod after me, then I, THE GREAT AND GLORIOUS TROLLGAR FIGHT THEM TO THE DEATH! (considering I has my jetpack and backpack spacesuit, this be in my favor. Plus I have a good ol' belt if they wanna go melee.)

If Frank is not in a pod after me yet, I radio everyone to head right of the armory (where new525 went), we're going in.

RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - Technature - 08-19-2017

Lord Birb (4): You play a song over the radio in an attempt to remind the crew what the true strength of the station is.
The spirit of capitalism rises.

Nate the Squid (Self-inflicted failure): Why even hold onto life anymore?  Screw being captain, being a robot is better.
You are now dead.  You can no longer take any actions until someone either clones, borgs, or otherwise revives you.

Vitatroll (2): The bee seems to show no interest in the leaves.  Or the nectar, which is odd bee behavior.

Frank_Stein (2): You make a quick patrol around the station and head toward the armory.  There appears to be a gigantic fucking hole filled with girders in the side of it.  Seeing no immediate sign of it, you turn on your scanners.  You just barely notice something on your radar before it disappears.

Bologna Prime (2): You attempt to barter for your soul by exchanging your shoes, saying Two soles are better than one.
Vurdalak doesn't look like he's willing to take this shit.

HotCoffeeMug (1): You reach the chapel just in time to see the medics getting the suspected vampire out of his strait_jacket.  "I fucking told you he was a god damn liar!"  While the chaplain and medics are arguing, you move to take what's left of the holy water for sustenance because why not.  However, the chaplain notices you and yells at you really hard.
Apparently, stealing is a sin.  Who knew?
The Medic's figured out Superlagg was full of shit and reported it over the radio.  Superlagg's wanted rating went up.

Roomba (2): You reach your work area and notice that the doors are bolted open.  You set up a device that yells at people to "GET THE FUCK OUT!".  Then you accidentally activated it AND IT WENT RIGHT INTO THE RIGHT EAR OH GOD THE PAIN!

LuigiThirty (1):  You stick around the bar and continue getting drunk.  You don't think it's worth doing any work right now.
The pay is shit anyways.
You feel a little drunk.

Berrik (6): You hack the seed machine and get weed and chili peppers out of it and proceed to create the dankest weed you ever did see the products.  You also hatch the other bee egg.

Winklabom (5): Maybe yelling insults over the radio wasn't the best idea.
You head towards crew quarters and successfully find a station bounced radio.
It's about damn time.

New525 (4+) vs. Noah Buttes (3): What's that in the air?  You hear it...you sense it...
You smell it.
FUCKING CLOWN!
You make a short way into maintenance and see the disgusting shit standing there.  Staring at you.  Honking intensifies
Oh wait it's looking in the other direction.

Superlagg (2): You head off towards the kitchen and proceed to break in.  Upon getting in, you notice there is absolutely nobody in there.  Even the chef seems to have taken off.
You completely fail to notice the Captain's corpse on the way to the kitchen's back.
You also high five the air.  Something high fives back.  It's hand is clearly not human.  Yikes.

Hydroflouric (2): You still need to fix your burns from the two explosions, so you attempt to make some more medicine.  You put it in a beaker and chug it down.
You immediately throw up.
Oh fuck.
You don't feel so good.

Flourish (1): You switch out your clothes and grab some Donk Pockets.  However, it seems all the tools in the area are already missing.

Studenterhue (5): The AI bolts open the bar and kitchen immediately.
The spirit of communism rises.  Somehow.

a pleasasnt hug (4): You hear the gods jot down notes You wrench together specific gas canisters into areas you think would be best for the sake of power output.  The power efficiency seems to go up, even if just a little.

Feel free to be a bit more vague.  It's hard to think of various successes or failures outside of combat when it's this thorough.

Youkcat (n/a): You radio over for everyone to use the same entrance as New525.

fosstar (4): The ai appears to be fighting with itself (Capitalism vs. Communism, - result).  The AI is having a difficult time processing this request.    You begin to hold rallies to show the joys of communism.
The spirit of communism rises.

Current situations:
Security Level:Yellow (1 star wanted are ignored until further notice)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Syndicate pod.
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Nuke Ops plan of Counterattack: Combat is + in New525 and Youkcat's favor.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Misuse of funds:Shipping has no budget.
1 star Wanted:Hotcoffeemug (missing), Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Teleport:Mechanics+Medbay
Station Damage: Podbay (1 minutes til repaired)
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, and the Kitchen are open to anyone!
Communism (20%) vs. (80%) Capitalism

RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - HotCoffeeMug - 08-19-2017

i fart in the chaplains general direction and make a run for botany maybe they will use the water for something else than just having it on a table.

RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - Vitatroll - 08-19-2017

I climb up the big tree and weep. Today has been a pretty bad day.

I start listening to radio chatter, hoping to find some way to off myself that doesn't violate Nanotrasen's TAC for death in the line of duty. Hell, if I can work in a Glorious Sacrifice -- my next clone might even get time off!

RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - Berrik - 08-19-2017

Gonna keep working on my grow op. I also check my backpack to see if I spawned with anything neat.

RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - NesMettaur - 08-19-2017

And the final minute of repair, yay!

...what? Repressurize the air? Nah, that's someone else's problem.

RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - Flourish - 08-19-2017

I go to botany to look for bananas.

RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - Frank_Stein - 08-19-2017

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First things first, I use the radio and publicly announce

";Hey guys there's a huge fucking hole outside the armory. Watch your backs"

Then on the Sec channel

":g Big hole outside of the armory. Spotted something suspicious on my pod's radar. Should I check it out?"

and I await the direction of my competent superior, the HoS

RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - pizzatiger - 08-19-2017

I attempt to hack into the other Ai in a twofold attempt to 1-Learn how to run this station and 2-Convert him the glorious ideology communism

RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - LuigiThirty - 08-19-2017

I hear the announcement of a hole in the armory along with the competing revolutionary anthems and decide that it might be safer in Botany with my friends, the plants. I go to Botany and start planting some catnip so I can make cat drugs. I pick up a crowbar on the way for protection.

RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - Noah Buttes - 08-19-2017

I continue to be utterly inconsequential to the plot.

RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - fosstar - 08-19-2017

I try and find the captain then heal him while berating him for being a capitalist nerd, then I start quoting communist phrases on the radio and encourage my fellow crew members to rise up


EDIT:I realize the cap actually died, forget about healing him, and try to clone him then do the whole communist phrases and rising up

RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - Bologna Prime - 08-19-2017

I can't let the brave Captain, who monster mashed in my time of need, die like this. I take his body to genetics, seeing that he died in my general vicinity monster mashing.

RE: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK - HydroFloric - 08-19-2017

Fuck my physical well being, ill go mess with the tele and steal some medkits from medbay using it.