Velisan Wrote:Yes hello, I was the maniac with the chainsaw arm that defeated the living chaos emerald. Turns out it was a plutonium core. It died, and so my 20 minutes of tireless clicking were rewarded with a magical basketball being placed in my glass cage, where a chaos dunk mayyyy have happened. Medbay did not survive, and I'll never know glory like that again.

Shadowbag Wrote:So as you all may know, our good friend Popecrunch is always looking for an excuse to cause wanton havoc across the station. And my birthday yesterday was the perfect excuse.

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It all started as a normal, quiet round on #2 before we showed up. Pope plonked down a magic admin chem machine and it was immediately used to make Royal Initrobeedril. Pictured here in the upper left is my heart. it grew two sizes that day despite the fact it was not even Spacemas.

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Of course, the beedril was shared with the rest of the crew. Here we have Weewoo the Clown's heart. The man must have been more of a grinch than I, because I'm fairly certain that heart grew about eight sizes. Along with the wings and stinger.

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Meanwhile in research, more shenanigans were occurring. The cockroaches became turtles with dreams of kingship, and a large influx of fungal wendigos appeared in the RD's office.

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In retrospect, opening the RD's office door may not have been a good idea. Every time they spotted someone, it took about thirty seconds for their alert messages to die down. And by that time you'd die too.

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After hearing about the wonderful fun that we were having, Waldo decided to show up on the escape shuttle. Unfortunately, he also dragged along about twenty or so Omega drones to crash our party. There were some casualties, both of Waldo and the drones. It turns out they can perform friendly fire on each other rather easily. Not pictured here is the chatspam of twenty Omega drones firing on Waldo, only to all die in the process as well. This repeated multiple times.

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After causing considerable lag, the remaining Omega Drones realized the errors of their ways, and attempted to integrate themselves with the crew with mixed results. This one decided to become our chaplain, only to realize it couldn't fit into its new office.

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A few also decided to try their hands at botany! Here we have a drone attempting to grow new limbs and organs for the crewmembers it shot, only to realize it could not actually pick up its harvest. A friend floats just outside, offering words of encouragement.

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One slacker drone decided to goof off in the VR arena, challenging the crew to fights. The crew obliged, and Pope even gave them some new and exciting weapons to try out, including the Mystical Cowbar, a crowbar with infinite throw damage. Sadly, the server couldn't handle much more at this point, and promptly broke down, requiring a restart and therapy.

Conor12 Wrote:Are you ready for Halloween?
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Weavel Wrote:Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "selling a single functional bomb scavenged from the bar"
Isaac Kirkhope [145.9] says, "come to the market at EVA"

There were fuel tanks and oxygen tanks in the bar, so I put one back together with a radio signaller

Greg Universe dismounts from the Space Segway.
Greg Universe asks, "how much?"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "how much do you have"
Greg Universe says, "uh"
Greg Universe says, "only 300"
Isaac Kirkhope frowns.
Greg Universe asks, "what if i throw in the seg?"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "well that wouldn't be too bad"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "but uh"
Greg Universe says, "ill get the cash"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "alright"
Greg Universe climbs onto the Space Segway.

So at this point I remembered some old thread about how you should never/sometimes/never/maybe sell bombs, and didn't remember what the actual answer was, so I sent off a question

HELP: You: I have pieced together a functioning bomb out of bits and pieces I found in the bar, I remember something about not selling bombs but this dude is going to give me a segway and 300 credits for it. Am I allowed to actually sell this dumb thing
HELP: You: I'm not sure why I included his offer, as if someone would go "well for 300 credits and a segway you can't turn down an offer like that"
Admin PM from-Readster: well for 300 credits AND a segway you CAN'T turn down an offer like THAT!

So Greg comes back with the cash he's scrounged up

Greg Universe throws 300 Credits.
Don Pedro asks, "what size is the bomb?"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "I did not make it"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "but I did scan it"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "it seems exceptional"
Greg Universe asks, "so are we good?"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "are you going to be a big shit and throw this bomb at security or something bad"
Greg Universe says, "naw"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "well alright"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "but you better not alright"
Greg Universe says, "its for after the round"

So I drop the bomb on the counter, but I didn't notice Greg running off immediately, and

Isaac Kirkhope throws Remote Signaling Device.

then suddenly some dude in an owlsuit picks up the remote

Isaac Kirkhope says, "don't"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "press"
Isaac Kirkhope says, "that"
Raymond Baskett (as Unknown) says, "Oh"

BOOOOOM

HELP: You: Raymond Baskett has just detonated the bomb I was explaining, I think I have seen the perfect example of not doing that again, my bad I think
Admin PM from-Marquesas: bahahahaha.

PRO TIP: DONT SELL BOMBS