DyssalC Wrote:

Roomba Wrote:I was showing a fellow scientist around some telesci areas and grabbing some loot, including the AK-744, when our trip was rudely interrupted by a changeling eating my buddy while I left him for a few minutes. The AI bolted him into telesci, and I came back driving a Martian rover to find in full abomination form, having finished devouring the HOS and attacking a janitor while a medborg attacked him. I hopped out and emptied the entire AK clip into him, which he survived, and proceeded to acid spit and LSD sting me. However, it weakened him enough that the medborg managed to pull me away and heal me up while he regenerated. When I woke up there another medic had entered, and we proceeded to chase the abomination around telesci, hitting him with everything on hand while the borg healed us up, all while hallucinated monkeys and strange creatures attacked me. A couple times, he climbed into the rover and I had to shove him out.

The fight eventually ended when the handheld artifact the abomination was hitting us with exploded, promptly gibbing him, killing the medic and leaving me very confused, but victorious.

I was the mediborg and feel the need to point a few things out. The janitor wasn't actually a janitor, they were a roboticist changeling.

The same changeling that went onto the shuttle, got turned mini, and was promptly gibbed with one swift stomping.

Quote:Artyom Klavor asks, "Detective, want to have a duel, using the ETA on shuttle for a timer?"
CPUCAKE [145.9] states, "Chip Chipperson has signed up as Staff Assistant."
Justice Sholl says, "sure"
The cigarette machine beeps, "Smoke!"
Snoddy says, "I have a new toy"
Pretty Much Erev Desmere (as Erev Desmere) says, "You lot are NUTS"
Snoddy says, "oh it broke"
Artyom Klavor says, "We'll go when it arrives, it's to the death, make sure you finish your opponent."
Snoddy throws the fire extinguisher.
the reinforced window was hit by the fire extinguisher.
Justice Sholl says, "okay"
Artyom Klavor says, "Probably want to move out of the way doc."
Justice Sholl says, "yea"
Artyom Klavor says, "Put your gun on your belt"
Pretty Much Erev Desmere (as Erev Desmere) goes pale for a second.
Artyom Klavor says, "We'll have to draw"
Artyom Klavor says, "Old west style."
CPUCAKE [145.9] states, "Leland Hawker has signed up as Engineer."
Justice Sholl says, "hmmm"
Artyom Klavor [145.9] says, "GET READY FOR THE DUEL OF THE AGES."
Artyom Klavor says, "GET READY FOR THE DUEL OF THE AGES."
Chip Chipperson farts in Pretty Much Erev Desmere (as Erev Desmere)'s face!
Justice Sholl [145.9] says, "PREPARE TO DIE"
Snoddy farts. You can faintly hear a harmonica...
Pretty Much Erev Desmere (as Erev Desmere) farts in Chip Chipperson's face!
The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station! You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
Artyom Klavor fires the revolver at the floor!
Chip Chipperson is hit by the bullet!
Artyom Klavor fires the revolver at the floor!
Chip Chipperson is hit by the bullet!
Artyom Klavor fires the revolver at the floor!
Justice Sholl fires .38 revolver at the floor!
Chip Chipperson is hit by the bullet!
Artyom Klavor fires the revolver at the floor!
Chip Chipperson is hit by the bullet!
Justice Sholl fires .38 revolver at the floor!
Artyom Klavor fires the revolver at the floor!
Justice Sholl fires .38 revolver at the floor!
Artyom Klavor fires the revolver at the floor!
Justice Sholl is hit by the bullet!
Pretty Much Erev Desmere (as Erev Desmere) is hit by the bullet!
Justice Sholl fires .38 revolver at the floor!
Pretty Much Erev Desmere (as Erev Desmere) is hit by the bullet!
Artyom Klavor fires the revolver at the floor!
Justice Sholl is hit by the bullet!
Chip Chipperson screams!
Pretty Much Erev Desmere (as Erev Desmere) is hit by the bullet!
Artyom Klavor fires the revolver at the floor!
*click* *click*
Justice Sholl fires .38 revolver at the floor!
Chip Chipperson is hit by the bullet!
Justice Sholl fires .38 revolver at the floor!
Snoddy says, "AAAAAAAAAA"
Fiolina Bradford [145.9] says, "DOOOOORRRKKKSSS"
You reload the revolver with ammo from .357 Ammo. .357 Ammo has 0 rounds left.
Artyom Klavor reloads the revolver.
Pretty Much Erev Desmere (as Erev Desmere) screams!
Metallumere Flowerreaper screams!
Pretty Much Erev Desmere (as Erev Desmere) goes pale for a second.
Justice Sholl reloads .38 revolver.
Artyom Klavor fires the revolver at the floor!
Justice Sholl is hit by the bullet!
Artyom Klavor fires the revolver at the floor!
Justice Sholl is hit by the bullet!
Justice Sholl fires .38 revolver at the floor!
Artyom Klavor fires the revolver at the floor!
Justice Sholl is hit by the bullet!
Justice Sholl fires .38 revolver at the floor!
Chip Chipperson gasps.
You are hit by the bullet!
Justice Sholl fires .38 revolver at the floor!
You are hit by the bullet!
You start bleeding!
Justice Sholl fires .38 revolver at the floor!
You are hit by the bullet!
the floor has been hit by Johnny Walker with the pen
Artyom Klavor attacks Justice Sholl in the head with the revolver!
... and lands a devastating hit!
Justice Sholl fires .38 revolver at the floor!
You are hit by the bullet!
Justice Sholl fires .38 revolver at the floor!
You are hit by the bullet!
Skullbot beeps, "clak clak"
Justice Sholl fires .38 revolver at the floor!
You are hit by the bullet!
Chip Chipperson seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Chip Chipperson gasps.
Justice Sholl fires .38 revolver at the floor!
the floor has been hit by Johnny Walker with the pen
Robotics Supplies has been hit by Snoddy with the weldingtool
Justice Sholl fires .38 revolver at the floor!
Artyom Klavor seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
DEAD: Artyom Klavor laments, "Agh"
Skullbot beeps, "clak"
Justice Sholl gasps.
DEAD: Artyom Klavor moans, "He got me."
CPUCAKE [145.9] states, "Rite Krel has signed up as Staff Assistant."
Fiolina Bradford [145.9] says, "To any survivors: I brought party favors to the shuttle."
Pretty Much Erev Desmere (as Erev Desmere) screams!
DEAD: Ghost (Lana Smackbash) moans, "Good effort."
DEAD: Ghost (Sarea Elderway) moans, "You guys did more damage to the civilians than yourselves"
DEAD: Ghost (Osiris Jones) laments, "the best duel"
CPUCAKE [145.9] states, "well there's good news and bad news"
DEAD: Justice Sholl wails, "dang"
CPUCAKE [145.9] states, "the good news is that somebody died in that duel"
Snoddy says, "hey no fair, my toy"
Medibot beeps, "I...I've never lost a patient before. Not today, I mean."
DEAD: Justice Sholl wails, "is he dead too"
Alert: 2 authorizations needed until shuttle is launched early
CPUCAKE [145.9] states, "the bad news is that it was a staff assistant who managed to run between the shoot out."
DEAD: Justice Sholl laments, "?"
DEAD: Chip Chipperson wails, "RIP"
Skullbot beeps, "clak"
DEAD: Ghost (Osiris Jones) wails, "yup"
DEAD: Justice Sholl wails, "great i was just reloading"
DEAD: Artyom Klavor wails, "You got me pardner."
Fiolina Bradford [145.9] says, "He's an assistant. No one's gonna miss him"
Fiolina Bradford says, "He's an assistant. No one's gonna miss him"
DEAD: Artyom Klavor laments, "I reloaded quick"
DEAD: Justice Sholl wails, "you died first"
Skullbot beeps, "clak clak"
DEAD: Artyom Klavor laments, "Had ammo on my pocket."
Buttbot beeps, "butts"
DEAD: Artyom Klavor wails, "That was great."
DEAD: Ghost (Chip Chipperson) wails, "what did i walk in on?"
Snoddy farts. It might have been the Citizen Kane of farts.
Snoddy lets one rip!
DEAD: Artyom Klavor laments, "The duel of the century."

VictorMAngoStein Wrote:A few months ago, as a clown, I was walking along minding my own business when I came across a traitor threatening to blow up the station if the crew failed to meet his demands. So naturally I did what any clown would do and ran off with his bomb. He managed to shoot me and the cannister broke but for whatever reason the bomb didn't explode, he must have been bluffing.

Weavel Wrote:[Amazing Bomb Story]

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Sam Guivene Wrote:

VictorMAngoStein Wrote:A few months ago, as a clown, I was walking along minding my own business when I came across a traitor threatening to blow up the station if the crew failed to meet his demands. So naturally I did what any clown would do and ran off with his bomb. He managed to shoot me and the cannister broke but for whatever reason the bomb didn't explode, he must have been bluffing.

I don't think canister bombs go off if they get cracked, usually that just releases blazing hot plasma as opposed to going boom. (Even in real life this would cause a flash over and propel the canister in the opposite direction at a high speed and fuck up whoever is on the other side, still no big boom though)