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Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Zadeon - 02-26-2014
I just forgot to start recording at the beginning. It was still spooky.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Spy_Guy - 03-02-2014
![[Image: D5T4zKa.png]](http://i.imgur.com/D5T4zKa.png)
I decided to try out a new mix of chems for the chem grenades.
Here demonstrated by a mindslaved Lia Alliman.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Krisk - 03-02-2014
Spy_Guy Wrote:Rainbow Smoke
I always get one muddy grey mess with multichem smokes.
It looks an awful lot nicer this way.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Readster - 03-02-2014
Krisk Wrote:I always get one muddy grey mess with multichem smokes.
It looks an awful lot nicer this way.
It should be law that all smoke bombs should have colour regeant in them.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - ThoseDernSquirrels - 03-03-2014
![[Image: EOIRPLq.png]](http://i.imgur.com/EOIRPLq.png)
so the captain thought syndies were onboard and called the crew to arms...
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Lavastage - 03-03-2014
People were talking about the dangers of anime when I joined and rolled antag. since people were saying "no big deal" about the dangers, I decided to give them a demonstration of the dangers of It. (Warning, its a gimmick about anime. View at your own disgression.)
By the way, someone else uploaded that AI law. not me.
sorry about this
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - poland spring - 03-03-2014
that was me screaming about anime and also probably your second victim
I had run a predictably-disastarous D&D game drunk with two fatalities and was taking one of them to the morgue chute when I stumbled upon you
earlier that round I had seen someone with glowy hair named sephiroth so I screamed bloody murder about anime
you missed the part where you did a twelve-kick combo on the chef though
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Lavastage - 03-03-2014
poland spring Wrote:that was me screaming about anime and also probably your second victimSadly that Wasent left on my screen when I started copy-pasting. I would have added it if it was still there!
I had run a predictably-disastarous D&D game drunk with two fatalities and was taking one of them to the morgue chute when I stumbled upon you
earlier that round I had seen someone with glowy hair named sephiroth so I screamed bloody murder about anime
you missed the part where you did a twelve-kick combo on the chef though
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - McDogles - 03-05-2014
This story is from another station (Paradise I think), but this story is too cool for yo' rules, nerd! I was a quartermaster with two co-workers, and about four seconds after the round started, one of them ran up to me and said "I have a GREAT idea!" then ran off. I didn't see him again for a while, but I heard over the radio that a quartermaster was breaking into the armory, and stealing crap. Two minutes later, the guy came back to QM wearing full riot armor and carrying a backpack full of guns. He then shoved me to the side, away from the ordering console, and started to order parts for a singularity, explaining that he wanted to make one in QM. I, thinking this really IS a GREAT idea, went along with him and got the crates containing field generators, collector arrays, and building materials off the shuttle. After eight minutes of hard work, duct tape, and fending off security forces, we had assembled the mighty QUARTERLAIRITY! Right before we turned the beast on, I made a sudden realization that we would need radiation suits, but we couldn't find any, so we used the next best thing: Clown and wizard costumes. With our armor on, we mashed the "ON" switch, and the amazing "Quarterlairity" started before us, or rather, two tiles away from us behind a wall of one-thick non-reinforced glass screwed and duct-taped to the floor. It was a grant sight to behold, or at lest until a security officer broke though the wall on the other side of it, got sucked in towards it, hit the field generators, and smashed the glass with his face, causing the room to quickly depressurize and everything to get sucked into the field generators, including a can of heated plasma that we had lying around of reasons unknown, which quickly spread, caught fire, burned out the wires keeping the field generators on, and releasing the beast they once held upon the doomed station. Twas a thing of beauty, and I'm sad that I didn't take any screen shots.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Crumplehat - 03-05-2014
In a round dominated by zombies and vampires I was a monkey chef hunting ghosts with the ghost gun/goggles.
I managed to escape on the shuttle alive, too.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Conor12 - 03-07-2014
CRIME OF THE CENTURY
Conor The Doomed says, "halt"
Xiphos Volund exclaims, "HALT!"
Conor The Doomed says, "id please"
Conor The Doomed says, "ID PLEASE"
Xiphos Volund exclaims, "lemme see your name and badge number first!"
You show off your card: Conor The Doomed's ID Card (Staff Assistant): assignment: Staff Assistant
You show off your card: Conor The Doomed's ID Card (Staff Assistant): assignment: Staff Assistant
Xiphos Volund exclaims, "WHATS YOUR BADGE NUMBER OFFICER?!"
Conor The Doomed says, "Undercover officer fg4"
Xiphos Volund says, "hrm"
Xiphos Volund says, "seems legit"
Unknown shows you: Xiphos Volund's ID Card (Head of Security): assignment: Head of Security
Your intent is now set to 'disarm'.
Conor The Doomed disarms Unknown!
I take the ID and run
Unknown screams!
Conor The Doomed has been touched with the stun gloves by Marck Mierme!
You are hit by the energy bolt!
Conor The Doomed screams!
Dang it, foiled. I worked so hard on this. Damn you random bystander Marck.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Zadeon - 03-07-2014
The MANLY SPORTS TALK at the bar began:
![[Image: 4gIRBBq.png]](http://i.imgur.com/4gIRBBq.png)
More MANLY MEN joined (because ladies were not allowed).
![[Image: JbzWPK6.png]](http://i.imgur.com/JbzWPK6.png)
WHEN SUDDENLY: the chef and a Qm got into a fight. As the MANY MEN were cheering the fight on, I decided to scream: "BAR FIGHT!"
I give you the first shot of a bar fight that lasted about 10 minutes:
![[Image: qnekZ0q.png]](http://i.imgur.com/qnekZ0q.png)
It was beautiful. People beating each other up. Crew members flying off chairs into others. People ganging up on others, then turning on their comrades. Much beer involved. Yes sirree, it was a MANLY sight to behold.
UNTIL SOME WOMANLY WIZARD DECIDED TO SHOW UP AND THINK IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO SPAWN GOLEMS.
THIS IS NOT THE END OF THE MANLY SPORTS TALK! WE WILL RISE AGAIN! YOU WIZARDS WILL NOT DEFEAT US! MARK MY WORDS!
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Noah Buttes - 03-09-2014
W.H.Y. (Cyborg) [145.9] states, "The AI has embezzled all of the crew funds and is using it to build an opulent manor in Space Mexico."
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - atomic1fire - 03-09-2014
While I was traitor, I stole a sec ID and set a lot of people to arrest, some other traitor got into a gun fight with me and killed me, eventually when the round ended, people started insulting AI over OOC, Coincidence? probably not
I also accidentally renamed a guy 0 on his security record, and created a fake sec record called rogue AI shortly before I was murdered.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Lavastage - 03-10-2014
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 1, Detective Drunk McStan is on the case."
Dan McStan [Log] "lets catch some baddies"
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 3, Poisoned! by a botanist no less! this will not end good"
Dan McStan [Log] "i already feel wak"
Dan McStan [Log] "checking a medical scanner, it appears i have some sort of tumorous growth in me. i already dear for my life"
Dan McStan [Log] "Minute 6, checking my thermals, i see the barman has abducted a patron and is force drinking him a bo jacks, seems typical"
Dan McStan [Log] "checking him, i see that he is a changeling!"
Dan McStan [Log] "this will not stand!"
Dan McStan [Log] "jonathan and billy are one now"
Dan McStan [Log] "godspeed"
Dan McStan [Log] "Minute 9, i puked up, a GREEN LARVAE! interesting!"
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 11, checking in with the security team, i alert them to the changeling's presence"
Dan McStan [Log] "i will be keeping tabs on the changeling's wearabouts"
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 14, the HoP is passed out in security, poisoned by the ling. i will keep tabs to get info!"
Dan McStan [Log] "i minute 20, i have spotted the ling in telescience"
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 22, some asshole stole the ling's id, making us arrest an innocent"
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 25, we have assembled the ling hunting team, conscisting of me, Guy Garner Steve Dyssal, and Garret loveles"
Dan McStan [Log] "we are all screwed"
Dan McStan says, "gimme a moment"
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 29, spaceman johnson is suspected of being a ling, we locked down the bar"
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 32, most of the crew has been assimilated by now. today is a sad day."
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 34, possible changer trapped in the pod bay, further investigation required."
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 35, the captain is acting suspicious, we need to keep tabs on him"
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 37, the captain has got steve! Rest in peace!"
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 40, i have the captain locked in robo- OH FUCK"
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 41, some asshole with a shotgun shot me, almost killing me without the borgs, then also set the captain ling free, DAMNIT!"
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 45, we killed a ling, he is almos- OH FUCK HE WENT ABOMINATION"
Garrett Loveless [Log] "Went even."
Dan McStan [Log] "a man has been headspidered and has been locked up. it wont be long before he gets loose."
Dan McStan [Log] "OH FUCK OF FUCK OH FUCK"
Dan McStan [Log] "IM SO SCREWED"
Dan McStan [Log] "SHIT HE HAS THE OTHERS"
Dan McStan [Log] "OH NO NO NO"
Dan McStan [Log] "KILL IT"
Dan McStan [Log] "KILL IT WITH FIRE"
Dan McStan [Log] "it has been subdued for now"
Dan McStan [Log] "it may headspider soon"
Dan McStan [Log] "locke it up"
Dan McStan [Log] "wel it"
Dan McStan [Log] "weld the locker"
Dan McStan [Log] "HE IS LOOSE"
Dan McStan [Log] "FUCK"
Dan McStan [Log] "NO!"
Cyborg Omega-99 [Log] "MMyy lleggs"
Shambling Abomination [Log] "chill out nerdborg"
Cyborg Psi-45 [Log] "non-human must die"
Shambling Abomination [Log] "ttaatttt uuiiss a ffaaallllaaaaccyy"
Dan McStan [Log] "we are all screwed"
Cyborg Psi-45 [Log] "LLIINNGGGG EEVV----WOONNKKK"
Dan McStan [Log] "the ling is eating us one by one"
Cyborg Psi-45 [Log] "EEVA----FZZZZZZZTTT"
Dan McStan [Log] "LING AT ESCAPE"
Dan McStan [Log] "LOCK IT DOW"
Dan McStan [Log] "this is it"
Dan McStan [Log] "i dont have long"
Dan McStan [Log] "goodbyw"
Cyborg Omega-99 [Log] "NNeeedd -----BBBOOOOPP"