Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - CaptainBravo - 02-05-2014
so i managed to get the CSI miami sound from a synthesizer glitch
Quote:Robotic Talk, MALFUNCTIONING UNIT queries, "ARE BIOSUIT SHAMBLERS HUMAN?"
Robotic Talk, The Core states, "no"
Robotic Talk, The Core states, "they're science ghosts loosely trapped in biosuits"
Robotic Talk, The Core states, "DO NOT BREAK THE SUITS, HOWEVER"
Robotic Talk, The Core states, "unless you have some kind of way to disperse science ghosts"
Robotic Talk, sheriff woof states, "sounds like those ghosts"
Robotic Talk, sheriff woof states, "are a shade too real" *YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
Robotic Talk, The Core states, "Thses puns are too dangerous, I'm locking you down for your own good"
Roswell Jones [145.9] slurs, "ffyrone shmidu ish a murderer"
sheriff woof [145.9] states, "someone should tell tyrone"
sheriff woof [145.9] states, "crime doesn't flay" *YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
Futt Bucker gasps.
Futt Bucker gasps.
sheriff woof states, "looks like futt bucker's last meal"
Futt Bucker faints.
sheriff woof states, "left him breathless" *YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
Space Unity Update
Radiation Storm
A radioactive storm is approaching the station. Personnel should evacuate any areas affected by suspicious phenomenae.
sheriff woof states, "looks like this station"
Alger Kaufman screams!
sheriff woof states, "is having a RAD day" *YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
im twoflower irl
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Lavastage - 02-05-2014
Nikolas Smirnov's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Nikolas Smirnov's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
the backpack catches on fire!
Gulliver Green's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
OOC: Lavastage: oh damn
Roman Camp's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
the backpack catches on fire!
Nikolas Smirnov's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Gulliver Green's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Bajirao Singham's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
OOC: Epicdwarf: So yeah, is it possible to get the old VOX files?
John Johnson's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
John Johnson's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Davis Ironside's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Davis Ironside screams!
Davis Ironside's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Tactical Grenades catches on fire!
John Johnson's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Davis Ironside's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
the geneticist's jumpsuit catches on fire!
Tate Stange's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Tate Stange screams!
Tate Stange's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
David Laserpanda's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
David Laserpanda's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Lilah Stephenson's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Lilah Stephenson screams!
Jeremiah Muller's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Jeremiah Muller screams!
Bethany Parks's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Bethany Parks screams!
Bethany Parks's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Nightmare Moon's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Nightmare Moon's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
First-Aid catches on fire!
Nia Minnie's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Nightmare Moon's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Nia Minnie's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Nia Minnie makes a very loud noise.
the mechanical toolbox catches on fire!
Lilah Stephenson's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Lawrence Jackson's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Lawrence Jackson screams!
Bethany Parks's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
David Laserpanda's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
David Laserpanda screams!
First-Aid catches on fire!
Roman Camp's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Nikolas Smirnov's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Roman Camp's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Roman Camp's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Gulliver Green's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Bajirao Singham's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Davis Ironside's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Bajirao Singham's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Nightmare Moon's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Nightmare Moon screams!
Lilah Stephenson's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Lawrence Jackson's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Lawrence Jackson's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Jeremiah Muller's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Jeremiah Muller's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Kevin Kevinson's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Kevin Kevinson screams!
Gulliver Green's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
David Laserpanda is holding his breath. It looks like he's trying to commit suicide.
Strelka-845 is breaking apart!
DEAD: Ghost (Billy Mays) laments, "FACT: There were 599 farts during the round. Shameful"
Kersakof earned the OW! MY BALLS! medal.
Davis Ironside seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Davis Ironside collapses!
John Johnson seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Bethany Parks gasps.
OOC: ClockworkCupcake: I was wondering why someone was named that yes
Tate Stange seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Nia Minnie seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
OOC: Tornado_Wind_of_Love: Wierd, I wasn't dead Cliff..
Nightmare Moon seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
OOC: Ensigntropic: Lagtastical
Kersakof earned the Fell down the stairs medal.
OOC: Billy.M: FACT: There were 599 farts during the round.
Man Jackson's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Man Jackson's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Man Jackson's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Lawrence Jackson's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Kevin Kevinson's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Bethany Parks's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Bethany Parks screams!
Lilah Stephenson's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Lilah Stephenson screams!
Kevin Kevinson's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Kevin Kevinson's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Kevin Kevinson screams!
Jeremiah Muller's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
OOC: DaberWebir: mostly mine
Kersakof earned the Gore Fest medal.
Enrico Pucci's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Enrico Pucci's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Enrico Pucci's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Enrico Pucci's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Gulliver Green seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Lawrence Jackson emits a small clicking noise.
Lawrence Jackson seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Bethany Parks seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Nikolas Smirnov seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Bajirao Singham seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
the chief engineer's uniform catches on fire!
Brown Shoes catches on fire!
the utility belt catches on fire!
Bajirao Singham gasps.
Mxykikker earned the Fell down the stairs medal.
David Laserpanda seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Man Jackson seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Enrico Pucci seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Roman Camp seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Lilah Stephenson seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Jeremiah Muller seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - atomic1fire - 02-05-2014
The round where it was 50 years in the past and terrell wilkerson sr accidentally made the gas engine go supernova.
(I don't actually know if that was me or a bored admin)
Next round the engine seemingly became haunted again and a blue fire ate about half the engineering hall and escape.
They say it happens every 50 years.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Lantern - 02-05-2014
Quote:Death says, "Good evening." Rebb Brown fires Riot Shotgun at the floor!
Death screams!
Kiki Kolana says, "And Death is here" You have added Riot Shotgun to the backpack.
Kiki Kolana screams!
Rebb Brown says, "boom"
Death says, "Well, that was rather rude."
The snack machine beeps, "Try our new nougat bar!"
Kiki Kolana shrugs.
Rebb Brown asks, "wasnt it though?"
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Spy_Guy - 02-09-2014
Two travelling salesmen from a faraway world came to sell their wares.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Velisan - 02-11-2014
Quote:Lillian Rivers has scanned Lillian Rivers! Analyzing Results for Lillian Rivers:
Overall Status: 55% healthy
Damage Specifics: 0-45-0-0
Key: Suffocation/Toxin/Burns/Brute
Body Temperature: 34.3926°C (93.9066°F) Active Virus: GBS (Stage 4/5)
Spread: Non-Contagious
Suggested Remedy: Cryoxadone
Your body feels as if it's trying to rip itself open... Lillian Rivers starts convulsing violently! Lillian Rivers [145.9] says, "WHAT" Lillian Rivers [145.9] says, "NO" Your body feels as if it's trying to rip itself open... Lillian Rivers starts convulsing violently! Lillian Rivers [145.9] says, "NONONO"
This is a gibs.
Grisly...
And this is why you shouldn't try and gather a database of everyone's blood samples. Hehe.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Lavastage - 02-11-2014
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Unknown lurches forward strangely and aggressively!
Roman Camp slaps himself!
Roger Hill slaps himself!
Ronnie Garcia slaps himself!
Rick Deckard slaps himself!
Cliff Prescott slaps himself!
Dima Rusakov slaps himself!
Zion Israel slaps himself!
Ivan Heckendora slaps himself!
Noah Buttes slaps himself!
Kaidan Turner slaps himself!
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - sankto - 02-11-2014
Quote:Lief Adcock says, "We offer "Protection" for a small price"
Brandon Dues nods.
Mister Flavor tweaks his own nipples! That's slightly weird!
Fab Houlous nods.
Lief Adcock says, "and its time to pay"
Mister Flavor tweaks his own nipples! That's a little bit terrible!
Brandon Dues says, "So pay up bub"
Mister Flavor tweaks his own nipples! That's kind of gross!
Fab Houlous says, "i will.."
Mister Flavor tweaks his own nipples! That's quite crazy!
The snack machine beeps, "We feature Discount Dan's Noodle Soups!"
Fab Houlous says, "Take your proposition into consideration"
Mister Flavor throws the beach ball.
Fab Houlous has been hit by the beach ball. Fab Houlous fires Riot Shotgun at the floor!
Lief Adcock screams!
Lief Adcock says, "We will give you 2 minutes--OOF"
You have added Riot Shotgun to the backpack.
The cigarette machine beeps, "Smoke!"
Fab Houlous says, "NO"
Fab Houlous grins.
Lief Adcock says, "ohh"
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Lavastage - 02-12-2014
Quote:Smart A.S.S. states, "well shit"
Smart A.S.S. (AI) [145.9] states, "well shit"
Smart A.S.S. states, "my core is wide open"
Smart A.S.S. (AI) [145.9] states, "my core is wide open"
Smart A.S.S. states, "guy"
Smart A.S.S. (AI) [145.9] states, "guy"
Sam Guivene (Scientist) [145.9] says, "AI lemme out"
Smart A.S.S. states, "please dont kill me"
Smart A.S.S. (AI) [145.9] states, "please dont kill me"
Guy Gardner (as Captain) has added the energy gun to the backpack!
Guy Gardner (as Captain) has added the energy gun to the backpack!
Now tracking Sam Guivene on camera.
Guy Gardner (as Captain) says, "im not"
Guy Gardner (Captain) [144.7] says, "im not"
Now tracking Guy Gardner (as Captain) on camera.
Smart A.S.S. queries, "please can you get the fuck out of my core?"
Smart A.S.S. (AI) [145.9] queries, "please can you get the fuck out of my core?"
I Said No played: Fridge Bastard.mod
Smart A.S.S. states, "out of my core"
Smart A.S.S. (AI) [145.9] states, "out of my core"
Smart A.S.S. states, "out"
Smart A.S.S. (AI) [145.9] states, "out"
Smart A.S.S. queries, "please?"
Smart A.S.S. (AI) [145.9] queries, "please?"
Guy Gardner (as Captain) says, "ok "
Guy Gardner (Captain) [144.7] says, "ok "
Guy Gardner (as Captain) attacks Smart A.S.S. with the cyalume saber!
Guy Gardner (as Captain) attacks Smart A.S.S. with the cyalume saber!
Guy Gardner (as Captain) attacks Smart A.S.S. with the cyalume saber!
Guy Gardner (as Captain) attacks Smart A.S.S. with the cyalume saber!
Smart A.S.S. states, "OH FUCK"
Smart A.S.S. (AI) [145.9] states, "OH FUCK"
Smart A.S.S. states, "WHERE DID HE GET THAT"
Smart A.S.S. (AI) [145.9] states, "WHERE DID HE GET THAT"
DEAD: Ghost (Nikolas Smirnov) laments, "what a shame"
DEAD: Ghost (Smart A.S.S.) laments, "that was rude"
DEAD: Ghost (Smart A.S.S.) laments, "very very rude"
Well that was one way to spice up a boring round.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Lantern - 02-13-2014
Lavastage Wrote:
Quote:Smart A.S.S. states, "well shit"
Smart A.S.S. (AI) [145.9] states, "well shit"
Smart A.S.S. states, "my core is wide open"
Smart A.S.S. (AI) [145.9] states, "my core is wide open"
Smart A.S.S. states, "guy"
Smart A.S.S. (AI) [145.9] states, "guy"
Sam Guivene (Scientist) [145.9] says, "AI lemme out"
Smart A.S.S. states, "please dont kill me"
Smart A.S.S. (AI) [145.9] states, "please dont kill me"
Guy Gardner (as Captain) has added the energy gun to the backpack!
Guy Gardner (as Captain) has added the energy gun to the backpack!
Now tracking Sam Guivene on camera.
Guy Gardner (as Captain) says, "im not"
Guy Gardner (Captain) [144.7] says, "im not"
Now tracking Guy Gardner (as Captain) on camera.
Smart A.S.S. queries, "please can you get the fuck out of my core?"
Smart A.S.S. (AI) [145.9] queries, "please can you get the fuck out of my core?"
I Said No played: Fridge Bastard.mod
Smart A.S.S. states, "out of my core"
Smart A.S.S. (AI) [145.9] states, "out of my core"
Smart A.S.S. states, "out"
Smart A.S.S. (AI) [145.9] states, "out"
Smart A.S.S. queries, "please?"
Smart A.S.S. (AI) [145.9] queries, "please?"
Guy Gardner (as Captain) says, "ok "
Guy Gardner (Captain) [144.7] says, "ok "
Guy Gardner (as Captain) attacks Smart A.S.S. with the cyalume saber!
Guy Gardner (as Captain) attacks Smart A.S.S. with the cyalume saber!
Guy Gardner (as Captain) attacks Smart A.S.S. with the cyalume saber!
Guy Gardner (as Captain) attacks Smart A.S.S. with the cyalume saber!
Smart A.S.S. states, "OH FUCK"
Smart A.S.S. (AI) [145.9] states, "OH FUCK"
Smart A.S.S. states, "WHERE DID HE GET THAT"
Smart A.S.S. (AI) [145.9] states, "WHERE DID HE GET THAT"
DEAD: Ghost (Nikolas Smirnov) laments, "what a shame"
DEAD: Ghost (Smart A.S.S.) laments, "that was rude"
DEAD: Ghost (Smart A.S.S.) laments, "very very rude"
Well that was one way to spice up a boring round.
I'll admit. That was pretty rude of me.I will also admit that your reaction had me laughing the whole way through beating you to death.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Lavastage - 02-14-2014
You scoop some of the sticky, slimy, stringy green puke into Styptic Reserve Tank. You are absolutely horrifying.
Finn Mckendrick pukes all over himself. Thanks, That One Borg.
Abraham Cutlass pukes all over himself. Thanks, That One Borg.
Old Man Jenkins pukes all over himself. Thanks, That One Borg.
Logan Price pukes all over himself. Thanks, That One Borg.
Carlos Cox (as Silas Carver) pukes all over himself. Thanks, That One Borg.
Fabian Bennett pukes all over himself. Thanks, That One Borg.
Black Einstein pukes all over himself. Thanks, That One Borg.
Earl Mcfurl The 39th pukes all over himself. Thanks, That One Borg.
Ken Fresno pukes all over himself. Thanks, That One Borg.
I love getting green vomit as a borg just for that one reason.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Dabir - 02-16-2014
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Oddball Stroble says, "fatborg"
Cyborg Pi-15 is trying to stick the kelotane-epinephrine-patch to Oddball Stroble's arm!
You buckle in Oddball Stroble.
Cyborg Pi-15 is trying to stick the kelotane-epinephrine-patch to Oddball Stroble's arm!
Cyborg Pi-15 is trying to stick the kelotane-epinephrine-patch to Oddball Stroble's arm!
Oddball Stroble shakes Oddball Stroble trying to wake Oddball Stroble up!
Cyborg Pi-15 is trying to stick the kelotane-epinephrine-patch to Oddball Stroble's arm!
Cyborg Pi-15 sticks the kelotane-epinephrine-patch to Oddball Stroble's arm.
Cyborg Pi-15 is trying to stick the kelotane-epinephrine-patch to Oddball Stroble's arm!
Cyborg Pi-15 sticks the kelotane-epinephrine-patch to Oddball Stroble's arm.
Cyborg Pi-15 is trying to stick the kelotane-epinephrine-patch to Oddball Stroble's arm!
Oddball Stroble says, "nooooo"
Cyborg Pi-15 sticks the kelotane-epinephrine-patch to Oddball Stroble's arm.
Cyborg Pi-15 is trying to stick the kelotane-epinephrine-patch to Oddball Stroble's arm!
Cyborg Pi-15 sticks the kelotane-epinephrine-patch to Oddball Stroble's arm.
Cyborg Pi-15 is trying to stick the kelotane-epinephrine-patch to Oddball Stroble's arm!
Cyborg Pi-15 sticks the kelotane-epinephrine-patch to Oddball Stroble's arm.
Cyborg Pi-15 is trying to stick the kelotane-epinephrine-patch to Oddball Stroble's arm!
Cyborg Pi-15 sticks the kelotane-epinephrine-patch to Oddball Stroble's arm.
Cyborg Pi-15 is trying to stick the kelotane-epinephrine-patch to Oddball Stroble's arm!
Cyborg Pi-15 sticks the kelotane-epinephrine-patch to Oddball Stroble's arm.
Oddball Stroble says, "fatborg has owned me"
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Krisk - 02-16-2014
Quote:Nick Pausback stammers, "ii''mm oouuutt"
Nick Pausback points the gun at his head. Click!
Nick Pausback points the gun at his head. Click!
Nick Pausback points the gun at his head. Click!
Nick Pausback points the gun at his head. Click!
Elise Garrett says, "Lucky bastard."
Nick Pausback points the gun at his head. Click!
BOOM! Nick Pausback's head explodes.
Is that the highest possible Russian Roulette score, or what?
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - sankto - 02-16-2014
Krisk Wrote:
Quote:Nick Pausback stammers, "ii''mm oouuutt"
Nick Pausback points the gun at his head. Click!
Nick Pausback points the gun at his head. Click!
Nick Pausback points the gun at his head. Click!
Nick Pausback points the gun at his head. Click!
Elise Garrett says, "Lucky bastard."
Nick Pausback points the gun at his head. Click!
BOOM! Nick Pausback's head explodes.
Is that the highest possible Russian Roulette score, or what?
I do think there is 6 shots, so no. One more would be needed.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Krisk - 02-16-2014
sankto Wrote:
Krisk Wrote:
Quote:Nick Pausback stammers, "ii''mm oouuutt"
Nick Pausback points the gun at his head. Click!
Nick Pausback points the gun at his head. Click!
Nick Pausback points the gun at his head. Click!
Nick Pausback points the gun at his head. Click!
Elise Garrett says, "Lucky bastard."
Nick Pausback points the gun at his head. Click!
BOOM! Nick Pausback's head explodes.
Is that the highest possible Russian Roulette score, or what?
I do think there is 6 shots, so no. One more would be needed.
Well, if there were six cylinders, it would be the most.
![[Image: z1z1Xu6.png]](http://i.imgur.com/z1z1Xu6.png)
Well, if there were six cylinders, it would be the most.