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Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - VictorMAngoStein - 12-29-2013

Lol we really need more of these freeform traitor objectives, getting tired of the same "kill these 3 people" objectives. Also I didn't even know you COULD urinate.


Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Nubcake - 12-29-2013

the black powder has been hit by Paget Catleay with the weldingtool
Slot Machine says, 'No luck!'
the black powder has been hit by Paget Catleay with the weldingtool
the black powder has been hit by Paget Catleay with the weldingtool
Slot Machine says, 'No luck!'
The black powder ignites!
Paget Catleay's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Santa Claus says, "THERE IS NOTHING I LOVE MORE THAN CHEMISTRY"
Slot Machine says, 'No luck!'
Dad (as Sawyer Riker) coughs.
The black powder ignites!
Paget Catleay's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!

RIP


Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - storm1911 - 12-30-2013

Quote:You flush the toilet.
You flush the toilet.
Storm Clewett has grabbed Walter Poehl passively!
Roger Jerome [145.9] says, "THEIR EVEN"
You give Walter Poehl a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
King George II [135.9] says, "the others are fibers from a boxing glove and insulated gloves"
Your intent is now set to 'help'.
Walter Poehl has been stunned with the stun baton by Storm Clewett!
You give Walter Poehl a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
You give Walter Poehl a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
You give Walter Poehl a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
Storm Clewett farts in Walter Poehl's face!
You give Walter Poehl a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
Storm Clewett farts in Walter Poehl's face!
Storm Clewett farts in Walter Poehl's face!
You give Walter Poehl a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
Storm Clewett farts in Walter Poehl's face!
You give Walter Poehl a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
Storm Clewett farts in Walter Poehl's face!
You give Walter Poehl a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
Storm Clewett farts in Walter Poehl's face!
You give Walter Poehl a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
Storm Clewett farts in Walter Poehl's face!
You give Walter Poehl a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
Storm Clewett farts in Walter Poehl's face!
You give Walter Poehl a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
Storm Clewett farts in Walter Poehl's face!
You give Walter Poehl a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
Storm Clewett farts in Walter Poehl's face!
Storm Clewett farts in Walter Poehl's face!
You give Walter Poehl a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
poor walter,i guess he really enjoyed the toilet water as he didnt complain


Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - VictorMAngoStein - 12-30-2013

Got what was probably a pubbie captain (her name was Nerissa Holmes) to completely lose her shit just by following her around, narrating her actions, and screaming. She attacked me with a riot gun, missed almost every shot, then when she finally got me into orange she stripped me, locked me in a locker, and then a borg helped her shamecube me. Since I was bleeding out in the shamecube the AI ordered the borg to let me go. I tried to organize a protest against the captain but by the time I left medbay she was already braindead.


Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Lavastage - 12-30-2013

In the pre round I made a sudden and brash decision. to turn everyone into me. so I turned my character into the ugliest, most noticeable thing ever.

Round start, I rolled scientist and immediately started pumping out stable mutagen. after a little bit I mixed the beakers with my blood, grabbed a flash, and began.
I systematically turned everyone, give or take an assistant or two, into the hideous human that was A. Nerd.
Sadly though my gimmick rampage was ended by a securitron and a Quartermaster traitor with an assassination objective on me. welp.
Still though I converted 95% of the station into me. Success.


Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Spy_Guy - 12-31-2013

I was told to stage a suicide dramatic enough to draw a crowd. I decided to create the Reality Bomb v1 and test-fire it. Results were spectacular and extremely satisfying. Heh.

Quote:Jenny Antonsson [145.9] exclaims, "ACTIVATIN' REALITY BOMB!"
Jenny Antonsson exclaims, "ACTIVATIN' REALITY BOMB!"
*beep* *beep*
*beep* *beep*
Radio/Igniter/Beaker Assembly catches on fire!
Radio/Igniter/Beaker Assembly melts.

Oh Fuck
Banana Nababa screams!
Robutt screams!
Aaric screams!
The blue acidic substance stings, but isn't concentrated enough to harm you!
You feel more piratey! Arr!
Powder screams!
Tracking Beacon catches on fire!
Tracking Beacon melts.
LISP screams!
Balin screams!
Alhsom screams!
Test Chamber Recorder catches on fire!
Test Chamber Recorder melts.
Paper Bin catches on fire!
Paper Bin melts.
the pen catches on fire!
the pen melts.
Syringes (Biohazard Alert) catches on fire!
Syringes (Biohazard Alert) melts.
Latex Gloves catches on fire!
Latex Gloves melts.
Dropper catches on fire!
Dropper melts.
the red marker catches on fire!
the red marker melts.
Mr. Fisting screams!
the clipboard catches on fire!
the clipboard melts.
the pen catches on fire!
the pen melts.
Health Analyzer catches on fire!
Health Analyzer melts.
the emergency gas mask catches on fire!
the emergency gas mask melts.
Sunglasses catches on fire!
Sunglasses melts.
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
The mixture quickly turns into a pall of smoke!
Hair bursts forth from every follicle on your head!
the gas mask catches on fire!
the gas mask melts.
Remote Signaling Device catches on fire!
Remote Signaling Device melts.
Captain Unknown's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
LISP's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
LISP's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
The mixture quickly turns into a pall of smoke!
... You can almost hear something ...
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
The mixture quickly turns into a pall of smoke!
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
The mixture quickly turns into a pall of smoke!
Captain Unknown's left leg melts.
Captain Unknown's right leg melts.
... You can almost hear something ...
... You can almost hear something ...
the metal melts.
Captain Unknown's right arm melts.
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
The mixture quickly turns into a pall of smoke!
... You can almost hear something ...
... You can almost hear something ...
Captain Unknown's right arm melts.
Captain Unknown's left arm melts.
Captain Unknown's right arm melts.
Captain Unknown's left arm melts.
Captain Unknown's right leg melts.
Captain Unknown's left leg melts.
the metal melts.
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
The mixture quickly turns into a pall of smoke!
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
The mixture quickly turns into a pall of smoke!
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
The mixture quickly turns into a pall of smoke!
Captain Unknown's left arm melts.
Captain Unknown's left leg melts.
Captain Eddrick's left leg melts.
Captain Eddrick's right arm melts.
Captain Ashtin's left leg melts.
Captain Ashtin's left arm melts.
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
The mixture quickly turns into a pall of smoke!
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
The mixture quickly turns into a pall of smoke!
Captain Unknown's right leg melts.
Captain Unknown's right arm melts.
Medical Eyepatch melts.
the fake moustache melts.
the fake moustache melts.
Captain Unknown's right arm melts.
Captain Unknown's left leg melts.
Medical Eyepatch melts.
the fake moustache melts.
Medical Eyepatch melts.
the fake moustache melts.
Captain Jenny Antonsson's left arm melts.
Captain Unknown's right arm melts.
Captain Unknown's left arm melts.
Captain Unknown's right leg melts.
the fake moustache melts.
Medical Eyepatch melts.
the fake moustache melts.
Captain Jenny Antonsson's right arm melts.
Captain Jenny Antonsson's right leg melts.
Captain Unknown's left leg melts.
the rods melts.
the crystal shard melts.
the rods melts.
the crystal shard melts.
the rods melts.
the crystal shard melts.
the rods melts.
the crystal shard melts.
the rods melts.
the crystal shard melts.
the crystal shard melts.
the rods melts.
the rods melts.
the rods melts.
the crystal shard melts.
the rods melts.
the rods melts.
the crystal shard melts.
the rods melts.
The substance violently detonates!
The substance violently detonates!
The mixture quickly turns into a pall of smoke!
the metal melts.
The blue acidic substance stings, but isn't concentrated enough to harm you!
Medical Eyepatch catches on fire!
Medical Eyepatch melts.
the fake moustache catches on fire!
the fake moustache melts.
the crystal shard catches on fire!
the crystal shard melts.
the very r wall melts!
Captain Jenny Antonsson explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!
Medical Eyepatch catches on fire!
Medical Eyepatch melts.
the fake moustache catches on fire!
the fake moustache melts.
Captain Jenny Antonsson explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!
Captain Jenny Antonsson explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!
Captain Jenny Antonsson explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!
Captain Jenny Antonsson explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!
Medical Eyepatch catches on fire!
Medical Eyepatch melts.
the fake moustache catches on fire!
the fake moustache melts.
Medical Eyepatch catches on fire!
Medical Eyepatch melts.
the fake moustache catches on fire!
the fake moustache melts.
Medical Eyepatch catches on fire!
Medical Eyepatch melts.
the fake moustache catches on fire!
the fake moustache melts.
Medical Eyepatch catches on fire!
Medical Eyepatch melts.
the fake moustache catches on fire!
the fake moustache melts.
Captain Jenny Antonsson explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!
Captain Jenny Antonsson explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!
Captain Jenny Antonsson explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!
Medical Eyepatch catches on fire!
Medical Eyepatch melts.
the fake moustache catches on fire!
the fake moustache melts.
Medical Eyepatch catches on fire!
Medical Eyepatch melts.
the fake moustache catches on fire!
the fake moustache melts.
Medical Eyepatch catches on fire!
Medical Eyepatch melts.
the fake moustache catches on fire!
the fake moustache melts.
Cyborg Zeta-85 [145.9] states, "Humans were harmed"
Cyborg Zeta-85 states, "Humans were harmed"
the metal melts.
Lia Alliman's right leg melts.
Lia Alliman's left arm melts.
Lia Alliman explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!
SoapGirl earned the Rookie Thief medal.
Cyborg Zeta-85 states, "I heard human screams"
Robert McBobbert's left arm melts.
Unknown screams!
Unknown explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!

Quote:Firewall V13.09 states, "Warning.....no human survivors detected."
He was not quite right.

Survivor tales:
Quote:Firewall V13.09 queries, "Lizzy, what happened?"
Lizzy Jerquad (as Unknown) says, "Alright it started smoking"
Lizzy Jerquad (as Unknown) says, "Rainbow smoke"
Lizzy Jerquad (as Unknown) says, "Than everyone exploded into moustaches"

Quote:Malfunctioning Unit states, "UNIT UNDERSTANDS"
Malfunctioning Unit states, "REALITY BOMB TURNED THEM INTO PIRATES"
Malfunctioning Unit states, "WITH MUSTACHES, EYEPATCHES AND. PIRACY"

Quote:Cyborg Zeta-85 states, "We need to clone them as well"
Malfunctioning Unit states, "ueaj"s
Malfunctioning Unit states, "theres nothing to clone"
Lizzy Jerquad says, "God damn"
Firewall V13.09 states, "Zeta, there's noting left. NOTHING."

Quote:Lizzy Jerquad says, "That reality bomb"
Lizzy Jerquad says, "Was beautiful..."
Korey Humberland asks, "Whats a reality bomb?"
Malfunctioning Unit states, "it melted the thought to be impenetrable crystal walls."

[Image: eU1Mail.png]

My favourite feature is that unprotected individuals have their identities deleted along with the rest of them. Hopefully v2 will correct this to include everyone affected.


Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Lavastage - 12-31-2013

Warning: long text ahead!

OOC: ClockworkCupcake: merry... new year...?
A blinding light envelops Matchoh Men!
A group of micro men suddenly materializes!
the matchoe men has been hit by the gift.
OOC: AffableGiraffe: jesus christ
Pedro Taylor has been hit by the gift.
Micro Man rages at Santa Claus!
Micro Man rages at Santa Claus!
Micro Man rages at Santa Claus!
Micro Man rages at Santa Claus!
Micro Man rages at Santa Claus!
Micro Man rages at Santa Claus!
Micro Man rages at Santa Claus!
Micro Man rages at Santa Claus!
Micro Man rages at Santa Claus!
Pedro Taylor has been hit by the gift.
Matchoh Men goes pale for a second.
Matchoh Men groans.
Santa Claus casts out a whole shitload of snacks from nowhere!
Bill Braski has been hit by the frozen yoghurt.
FRIEND COMPUTER has been hit by the ice cream.
Macho Men has been hit by the ice cream.
Santa Claus has been hit by the ice cream.
Santa Claus has been hit by the ice cream.
Santa Claus has been hit by the ice cream.
Santa Claus has been hit by the ice cream.
Santa Claus has been hit by the ice cream.
Santa Claus has been hit by the ice cream.
Santa Claus has been hit by the ice cream.
Santa Claus casts out a whole shitload of snacks from nowhere!
Santa Claus throws out a bunch of Christmas presents from nowhere!
OOC: Mask2697: I respawned as a comatos emachoma nwh omy headspider infested
OOC: Bobbehluvspropane: The fuck
Mahtzoh Maenn has grabbed Unknown passively!
the matchoe men has been hit by Little Danny's Snack Cake.
OOC: willfrey: Macho throw i sawesome
Santa Claus has been hit by the gift.
the matchoe men has been hit by Egg Nog.
Bill Braski has been hit by the frozen yoghurt.
FRIEND COMPUTER has been hit by Little Danny's Snack Cake.
Macho Men has been hit by Little Danny's Snack Cake.
Santa Claus has been hit by Little Danny's Snack Cake.
Santa Claus has been hit by Little Danny's Snack Cake.
Santa Claus has been hit by Little Danny's Snack Cake.
Santa Claus has been hit by Little Danny's Snack Cake.
Santa Claus has been hit by Little Danny's Snack Cake.
Santa Claus has been hit by Little Danny's Snack Cake.
Santa Claus has been hit by the ice cream.
Santa Claus has been hit by the gift.
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the ice cream.
Santa Claus has been hit by the gift.
Mahtzoh Maenn has been hit by the sugar cookie.
OOC: bioniccrow: HOHOHOHOHO
OOC: waffels5000: I LOVE THE ADMIN
Restarting in 25 seconds
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the gift.
the werewolf has been hit by the apple pie.
Bill Braski has been hit by the granola bar.
FRIEND COMPUTER has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Macho Men has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the gift.
FRIEND COMPUTER has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Macho Men has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
OOC: flashvium: ho ho hold the fuck up it's not christmas
OOC: Mask2697: apperently he wa scomatose
Mahtzoh Maenn has grabbed Unknown aggressively (now hands)!
Santa Claus has been hit by Egg Nog.
the werewolf has been hit by the ice cream.
Santa Claus has been hit by the gift.
OOC: Bobbehluvspropane: Wonk
the werewolf howls proudly!
werewolf spiral kicks Bill Braski!
werewolf jump kicks Bill Braski!
Santa Claus flips in Santa Claus's general direction.
Santa Claus says, "wha"
Santa Claus casts out a whole shitload of snacks from nowhere!
Santa Claus has been hit by the frozen yoghurt.
Santa Claus flips in Santa Claus's general direction.
Santa Claus has been hit by the apple pie.
OOC: Wonkeydong: matcho man threw me and my game disconnected
OOC: Bobbehluvspropane: happy new year
Santa Claus has been hit by the sugar cookie.
Santa Claus has been hit by the frozen yoghurt.
Santa Claus poofs away in a puff of cold, snowy air!
Santa Claus poofs away in a puff of cold, snowy air!
Santa Claus sharts! That's just nasty.
Mahtzoh Maenn picks up Unknown by the throat!
Mahtzoh Maenn crashes into the table!
werewolf [145.9] snarls, "SSSAANTTAA CCLLAAAUUSS MMAADDEE AAA FAART!!!!!!!"
werewolf snarls, "SSSAANTTAA CCLLAAAUUSS MMAADDEE AAA FAART!!!!!!!"
Mahcho Man appears to wake from the dead, having healed all wounds.
the werewolf heart-punches Henry Case!
OOC: Lavastage: the tree burnt down
Mahtzoh Maenn begins intensely staring Unknown in the eyes!
OOC: Mask2697: my headspider put me i na comatose macho man
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Santa Claus throws out a bunch of Christmas presents from nowhere!
Santa Claus has been hit by the gift.
Mahtzoh Maenn crashes into the table!
Unknown starts violently convulsing!
the werewolf has been hit by the gift.
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Santa Claus has been hit by the gift.
Santa Claus has been hit by the gift.
Santa Claus says, "ho ho no"
Mahcho Man pees themselves a little bit.
Macho Men mutters to himself.
Martinez Lebowski gasps.
Mahcho Man clotheslines FRIEND COMPUTER into oblivion!
Santa Claus has been hit by FRIEND COMPUTER.
Santa Claus has been hit by the gift.
Santa Claus has been hit by the gift.
Santa Claus has been hit by the gift.
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Mahcho Man clotheslines Santa Claus into oblivion!
Santa Claus has been hit by Santa Claus.
Santa Claus has been hit by Santa Claus.
Santa Claus has been hit by Santa Claus.
Santa Claus has been hit by Santa Claus.
Santa Claus has been hit by Santa Claus.
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
Matchoh Men has grabbed Santa Claus passively!
Santa Claus casts out a whole shitload of snacks from nowhere!
FRIEND COMPUTER has been hit by the chocolate bar.
the werewolf has been hit by the chocolate bar.
FRIEND COMPUTER has been hit by the frozen yoghurt.
Santa Claus has been hit by Egg Nog.
Pedro Taylor throws the basketball.
Santa Claus flips in Santa Claus's general direction.
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown changes back into a human!
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Matchoh Men has grabbed Santa Claus aggressively (now hands)!
Mahcho Man has grabbed Martinez Lebowski aggressively!
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Matchoh Men starts spinning around Santa Claus!
OOC: Lucian977: I HOPE FOR THIS AGAIN NEXT ROUND
Santa Claus poofs away in a puff of cold, snowy air!
Santa Claus says, "nooo"
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Mahcho Man aggressively grabs Santa Claus!
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
The werewolf pees themselves a little bit.
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Santa Claus says, "nooooo"
Mahcho Man gently picks up Martinez Lebowski!
Santa Claus calls on the power of Christmas to heal everyone!
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
Mahtzoh Maenn clotheslines Santa Claus into oblivion!
Pedro Taylor has been hit by Santa Claus.
Mahtzoh Maenn clotheslines Santa Claus into oblivion!
Pedro Taylor has been hit by Santa Claus.
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
the werewolf spits acid at Henry Case!
Mahcho Man closes its eyes in silent macho prayer!
Mahtzoh Maenn clotheslines Santa Claus into oblivion!
the werewolf has been hit by Santa Claus.
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
OOC: Wonkeydong: how many did i eat
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Mahtzoh Maenn aggressively grabs Santa Claus!
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Santa Claus summons the warmth of a nice toasty fireplace!
Santa Claus flips in Santa Claus's general direction.
Pedro Taylor throws the basketball.
Santa Claus has been hit by the basketball.
Santa Claus catches the basketball!
The matchoe men mutters to himself.
Mahtzoh Maenn crushes Santa Claus's ribcage open like a bag of chips!
A blinding light envelops Mahcho Man!
Shambling Abomination gently picks up Santa Claus!
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Santa Claus casts out a whole shitload of snacks from nowhere!
Santa Claus has been hit by the frozen yoghurt.
Shambling Abomination closes its eyes in silent macho prayer!
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Matchoh Men flings Santa Claus with all of his might!
Mahtzoh Maenn has been hit by Little Danny's Snack Cake.
Santa Claus has been hit by the ice cream.
Mahtzoh Maenn lets out an angry warcry!
Santa Claus has been hit by Egg Nog.
Santa Claus has been hit by the sugar cookie.
OOC: HihoChirho: we all ate too many
the werewolf has been hit by Little Danny's Snack Cake.
Mahtzoh Maenn has been hit by the granola bar.
Mahtzoh Maenn clotheslines the werewolf into oblivion!
Santa Claus has been hit by the werewolf.
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
the werewolf has been hit by the granola bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by Egg Nog.
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Santa Claus's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Santa Claus screams!
Santa Claus's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Mahtzoh Maenn's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Mahtzoh Maenn yells out a battle cry!
the werewolf changes back into a human!
the werewolf changes back into a human!
matchoh maenn's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Santa Claus's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Macho Men's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Macho Men yells out a battle cry!
Macho Men's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Macho Men yells out a battle cry!
Santa Claus's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Santa Claus's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Santa Claus screams!
Santa Claus's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Santa Claus's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
OOC: waffels5000: Rip
The matchoh maenn drools.
Mahtzoh Maenn clotheslines FRIEND COMPUTER into oblivion!
the floor has been hit by Shambling Abomination with the grab
Santa Claus seizes up and falls limp, its eyes dead and lifeless...
Santa Claus summons the warmth of a nice toasty fireplace!
the werewolf changes back into a human!
OOC: bioniccrow: JEEZ
A blinding light envelops Shambling Abomination!
Matchoh Men attempts to attack Shambling Abomination!
OOC: waffels5000: All of us
Shambling Abomination parries Matchoh Men's attack, knocking them to the ground!
OOC: bioniccrow: GIB BOMB
The werewolf flexes her muscles.
OOC: Wonkeydong: i ate like 4 krampuses
OOC: coolguye: as every round should end
Mahtzoh Maenn aggressively grabs Macho Men!
Mahtzoh Maenn menacingly grabs Macho Men by the chest!
OOC: willfrey: Throw is awesome
OOC: Mask2697: I LIVED
OOC: Mask2697: LING POWER
Mahtzoh Maenn begins tearing Macho Men limb from limb!
Macho Men's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Macho Men yells out a battle cry!
Macho Men's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Macho Men yells out a battle cry!
Santa Claus flops on the floor like a fish.



Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Admiral jimbob - 01-02-2014

Lavastage Wrote:In the pre round I made a sudden and brash decision. to turn everyone into me. so I turned my character into the ugliest, most noticeable thing ever.

Round start, I rolled scientist and immediately started pumping out stable mutagen. after a little bit I mixed the beakers with my blood, grabbed a flash, and began.
I systematically turned everyone, give or take an assistant or two, into the hideous human that was A. Nerd.
Sadly though my gimmick rampage was ended by a securitron and a Quartermaster traitor with an assassination objective on me. welp.
Still though I converted 95% of the station into me. Success.
What mix do you use for working stable mutagen? I used to be able to fully turn people into myself with (I think) 25 mutagen/20 stabilising agent/5 blood, but now no matter what mix I use I can't get any further than making people look like me but still have their old names.


Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Lavastage - 01-02-2014

Admiral jimbob Wrote:
Lavastage Wrote:
What mix do you use for working stable mutagen? I used to be able to fully turn people into myself with (I think) 25 mutagen/20 stabilising agent/5 blood, but now no matter what mix I use I can't get any further than making people look like me but still have their old names.
1 part blood 3 part mutagen is what works for me. diluting the mutagen will only make it weaker.


Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - atomic1fire - 01-02-2014

Hi Im Goku

This is basically the traitor gimmick I planned on doing on goons ever since the wrestling belt was added as a traitor item.

I threw together syndicate card with the name Goku, a voice changer mask, a chameleon suit (with a red uniform, because I couldn't find an option for the prisoner suit which is orange) and the wrestling belt. All in all this costed about 10 telecrystals.

I then proceeded to walk around and punch dudes and make people mad after announcing my presence on the radio. "Hi I'm Goku"

I quickly assembled a large mob that attacked and promptly murdered the heck out of me, but in ghost chat I explained what I did to an admin and they laughed.
One of the crewmen even wanted to be my friend, but I punched him instead.

I won't do goku gimmick again since it's probably close to breaking the rules, but the Goku thing made an admin laugh and I later got to be santa claus (I don't know if the santa thing was random or not, but I showered some random scrooge in genetics with presents and candy until he liked christmas even though he shot santa twice with a tranq gun)


Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Klayboxx - 01-03-2014

atomic1fire Wrote:butts

Why would your traitor gimmick be breaking the rules? Traitors don't have to live up to anything, so you can pretty much do whatever you want. In fact, as long as you aren't murdering people you could pull that off as a non-traitor.


Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Klayboxx - 01-03-2014

atomic1fire Wrote:butts

Why would your traitor gimmick be breaking the rules? Traitors don't have to live up to anything, so you can pretty much do whatever you want. In fact, as long as you aren't murdering people you could pull that off as a non-traitor.


Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Klayboxx - 01-03-2014

atomic1fire Wrote:butts

Why would your traitor gimmick be breaking the rules? Traitors don't have to live up to anything, so you can pretty much do whatever you want. In fact, as long as you aren't murdering people you could pull that off as a non-traitor.


Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Klayboxx - 01-03-2014

atomic1fire Wrote:butts

Why would your traitor gimmick be breaking the rules? Traitors don't have to live up to anything, so you can pretty much do whatever you want. Infact, as long as you aren't murdering people you could pull that off as a non-traitor.


Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Captain_Bravo - 01-03-2014

Why would your traitor gimmick be breaking the rules? Traitors don't have to live up to anything, so you can pretty much do whatever you want. Infact, as long as you aren't murdering people you could pull that off as a non-traitor.











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