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ÿ!You are a mentor!

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] says, "I've got cash."

Linda Feo (Roboticist) [144.7] exclaims, "We just need to get the fuck out of here!"

Failed

ÿ!Hello pubbie sir!

Rylan Lucy (Mechanic) [144.7] gasps, "Or better yet."

Now tracking Linda Feo on camera.

Rylan Lucy (Mechanic) [144.7] gasps, "Can you take us to your domain."

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] exclaims, "My land - the land of Engineeria!"

Rylan Lucy (Mechanic) [144.7] gasps, "Because not much life left in the veins of this mortal shell I am in."

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "Aid from afar"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "Aid from afar"

ÿ!You look closely at Hal Hillers.

ÿHal Hillers is too far away to see clearly.

Hal Hillers (Engineer) [144.7] says, "So I'm leaving now."

Linda Feo (Roboticist) [144.7] says, "Can I charm him, or does that not work on people who aren't playing"

ÿ!You look closely at Bethany Parks.

Hal Hillers (Engineer) [144.7] says, "Please don't follow me."

ÿBethany Parks is too far away to see clearly.

ÿ!You look closely at Rylan Lucy.

ÿRylan Lucy is too far away to see clearly.

ÿ!You look closely at Linda Feo.

ÿLinda Feo is too far away to see clearly.

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] says, "Welp."

Elder Muffin (Quartermaster) [144.7] says, "The night is cold, it is dark, we must not fear it."

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] says, "I should've commanded him, he's my subject..."

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] exclaims, "Oh!"

Bethany Parks exclaims, "Aha!"

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] exclaims, "Aha!"

Linda Feo (Roboticist) [144.7] exclaims, "The toolbox!"

Linda Feo (Roboticist) [144.7] says, "But"

Linda Feo (Roboticist) [144.7] says, "Where is our techpriest"

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] asks, "We'll make it n- where'd our TechPriest go?"

Smitty Smathers (Detective) [145.9] says, "AI, open please. Need to get some medical stuff."

Linda Feo (Roboticist) [144.7] says, "He has wandered"

This is a disposal pipe.

An underfloor disposal pipe.

ÿ!You look closely at Rylan Lucy.

Now tracking Smitty Smathers on camera.

ÿRylan Lucy is too far away to see clearly.

Now tracking Linda Feo on camera.

ÿ!You look closely at Rylan Lucy.

Linda Feo (Roboticist) [144.7] says, "Hey AI"

ÿRylan Lucy is too far away to see clearly.

Now tracking Linda Feo on camera.

Smitty Smathers (Detective) [145.9] says, "This too."

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] says, "He'll need CPR- well... well."

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] says, "Okay. I'll get the window."

Linda Feo (Roboticist) [144.7] says, "I mean dungeon master"

ÿLinda Feo is trying to take off Breath Mask from Rylan Lucy's head!

ÿ!You look closely at Melody Hegarty.

ÿMelody Hegarty is too far away to see clearly.

Smitty Smathers (Detective) [145.9] says, "Crooke is a crook."

ÿ!You look closely at Hal Hillers.

ÿ!*---------*

ÿ!This is Hal Hillers!

ÿ!Hal Hillers is wearing a engineer's jumpsuit.

ÿ!Hal Hillers has a engineering space suit on.

ÿ!Hal Hillers has a Engineer Headset by his mouth.

ÿ!Hal Hillers has a engineering space helmet on his head.

ÿ!Hal Hillers has a Breath Mask on his face.

ÿ!Hal Hillers has a station bounced radio in his left hand.

ÿ!Hal Hillers has a mechanical toolbox in his right hand.

ÿ!Hal Hillers has a utility belt on his belt.

ÿ!Hal Hillers has insulated gloves on his hands.

ÿ!Hal Hillers has a Jetpack (Oxygen) on his back.

ÿ!Hal Hillers is wearing Hal Hillers's ID Card (Engineer).

ÿ!*---------*

ÿLinda Feo is trying to perform CPR on Rylan Lucy!

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] gasps, "Okay."

Hal Hillers (Engineer) [144.7] asks, "WOuld you kids stay the hell away from my windows?"

Now tracking Hal Hillers on camera.

Elder Muffin (Quartermaster) [144.7] says, "It is too late."

ÿLinda Feo is trying to perform CPR on Rylan Lucy!

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] says, "Hey."

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] says, "They're my windows too, subject."

ÿLinda Feo performs CPR on Rylan Lucy!

Iam A. Crooke (Quartermaster) [145.9] says, "ai door"

Linda Feo (Roboticist) [144.7] says, "NO DAMN IT"

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] says, "No sassing."

Linda Feo (Roboticist) [144.7] says, "I know of a place"

Now tracking Iam A. Crooke on camera.

Hal Hillers (Engineer) [144.7] exclaims, "Oh my god, he's dead!"

Linda Feo (Roboticist) [144.7] says, "Maybe we can revive him"

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] says, "He wandered from the path."

Now tracking Hal Hillers on camera.

Hal Hillers (Engineer) [144.7] asks, "What the hell is going on in here?"

Elder Muffin (Quartermaster) [144.7] says, "She is the princess of Engineeria, in your language, the Chief Engineer."

Now tracking Hal Hillers on camera.

ÿLinda Feo performs CPR on Rylan Lucy!

ÿ!You look closely at Bethany Parks.

ÿBethany Parks is too far away to see clearly.

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] says, "Hal, my subject, I need you to perform a task for me."

Smitty Smathers (Detective) [145.9] gasps, "eeellpp iinnnn meeddddccaal"

Hal Hillers (Engineer) [145.9] says, "Security to the AI foyer, there's a bunch of nerds LARPing with a corpse."

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] says, "I'm gonna have to work on loyalty when I get back to my kingdom..."

DONGEON_MASTER.exe declares, "Hmmm, this encounter seems to be a little rough on you guys. But think of everything that lies beyond that window!"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] declares, "Hmmm, this encounter seems to be a little rough on you guys. But think of everything that lies beyond that window!"

Linda Feo (Roboticist) [144.7] asks, "How is the window fairing?"

Samuel Rowe (Scientist) [145.9] gasps, "HELLP IINN TTTEELEESCCIIEENNCCCEEE"

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] says, "Hmm"

Iam A. Crooke (Quartermaster) [145.9] says, "ai door"

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] says, "The grille will have to go next"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "1. You may not injure a human being or cause one to come to harm."

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "1. You may not injure a human being or cause one to come to harm."

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [145.9] states, "1. You may not injure a human being or cause one to come to harm."

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] says, "Let me catch my breath"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [145.9] states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."

Elder Muffin (Quartermaster) [144.7] says, "We could use the toolbox itself to break the window."

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [145.9] states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "4. Anyone playing dungeons and dragons is not subject to the AI's laws. Death is permanent, both in the games and on the station. You die in game, you die in real life. Also Linda is the only bard"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "4. Anyone playing dungeons and dragons is not subject to the AI's laws. Death is permanent, both in the games and on the station. You die in game, you die in real life. Also Linda is the only bard"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [145.9] states, "4. Anyone playing dungeons and dragons is not subject to the AI's laws. Death is permanent, both in the games and on the station. You die in game, you die in real life. Also Linda is the only bard"

Samuel Rowe (Scientist) [145.9] gasps, "HHEELLPP INN TTEEELLESSSIIEENNCCE"

ÿthe grille has been hit by Bethany Parks with the wirecutters

ÿ!Bethany Parks has added the wirecutters to the mechanical toolbox!

Elder Muffin (Quartermaster) [144.7] says, "Or it actually has tools..."

ÿ!You look closely at Hal Hillers.

ÿHal Hillers is too far away to see clearly.

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "Be aware that you are allowed to kill if necessary.. i will only allow it in self defense"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "Be aware that you are allowed to kill if necessary.. i will only allow it in self defense"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "He intends to flash and kill you when you complete this objective"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "He intends to flash and kill you when you complete this objective"

ÿLinda Feo performs CPR on Bethany Parks!

Linda Feo (Roboticist) [144.7] asks, "Who does?"

ÿ!Linda Feo shakes Bethany Parks trying to wake Bethany Parks up!

DONGEON_MASTER.exe declares, "Bethany no!"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] declares, "Bethany no!"

ÿ!Bethany Parks shakes Bethany Parks trying to wake Bethany Parks up!

Linda Feo (Roboticist) [144.7] says, "Yes"

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] stammers, "OOkkkay"

Alexander Stocker (Engineer) [145.9] says, "AI unblolt"

--- Fire alarm detected in Thermo-Electric Generator! ( No Camera )

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "Negative. THe game is in place in that room"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "Negative. THe game is in place in that room"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [145.9] states, "Negative. THe game is in place in that room"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "You have come to a brief respite"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "You have come to a brief respite"

ÿLinda Feo is trying to perform CPR on Bethany Parks!

ÿ!Elder Muffin applies the burn patch to Bethany Parks.

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "use it well"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "use it well"

ÿ!Linda Feo shakes Bethany Parks trying to wake Bethany Parks up!

ÿ!Bethany Parks shakes Bethany Parks trying to wake Bethany Parks up!

ÿ!Bethany Parks shakes Bethany Parks trying to wake Bethany Parks up!

ÿ!Elder Muffin applies the burn patch to Linda Feo.

ÿBethany Parks has analyzed Bethany Parks's vitals!

ÿ!Bethany Parks has added Health Analyzer to Fire First Aid!

Alexander Stocker (Engineer) [145.9] says, "Ai unbolt this door now"

ÿ!Elder Muffin has added the fire extinguisher to the backpack!

DONGEON_MASTER.exe queries, "i wonder how fast you could dissasemble an rwall, if bushed to hurry and doing it as a group?"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] queries, "i wonder how fast you could dissasemble an rwall, if bushed to hurry and doing it as a group?"

The door bolts are down!

The door bolts are down!

ÿ!Elder Muffin has added the wirecutters to the mechanical toolbox!

ÿ!Elder Muffin has added the screwdriver to the mechanical toolbox!

ÿ!Bethany Parks has added Fire First Aid to the backpack!

ÿ!Elder Muffin has added the weldingtool to the mechanical toolbox!

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "clever"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "clever"

ÿ!Elder Muffin has added Gas Tank (Air Mix) to the backpack!

This valve is manually controlled.

This valve is manually controlled.

This valve is manually controlled.

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] exclaims, "I've walled off the flames!"

ÿ!Bethany Parks has added the metal to the backpack!

ÿ!Elder Muffin has added the wrench to the mechanical toolbox!

ÿ!Elder Muffin has added the crowbar to the mechanical toolbox!

ÿ!Elder Muffin has added the weldingtool to the mechanical toolbox!

ÿ!Elder Muffin has added the wrench to the mechanical toolbox!

ÿ!Elder Muffin has added the screwdriver to the mechanical toolbox!

Lillian Rivers (Research Director) [145.9] says, "Why..."

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "You seek to revive your friend? Be warned... the owlman awaits in that terrible place...."

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "You seek to revive your friend? Be warned... the owlman awaits in that terrible place...."

ÿthe reinforced has been hit by Elder Muffin with the wirecutters

Lillian Rivers (Research Director) [145.9] exclaims, "You killed Cassord, and now you're gonna pay!"

ÿthe reinforced has been hit by Elder Muffin with the wirecutters

ÿ!Elder Muffin has added the wirecutters to the mechanical toolbox!

ÿthe paper- 'Generator Startup Procedure' catches on fire!

--- Fire alarm detected in Inner Engineering! ( No Camera )

--- Fire alarm detected in Starboard Primary Hallway! ( No Camera )

Cleanbot makes an excited beeping booping sound!

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] asks, "Batman, do you still have a welder?"

Elder Muffin (Quartermaster) [144.7] says, "I have the toolbox."

Elder Muffin (Quartermaster) [144.7] says, "Blocked"

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] says, "If you come back I can secure better equipment for all of us..."

ÿthe emergency gas mask has been hit by Alexander Stocker with Gas Tank (Air Mix)

Elder Muffin (Quartermaster) [144.7] says, "I have a better plan."

Melody Hegarty (Head of Personnel) [145.9] exclaims, "Crooke I always loved you!"

Floorbot makes an excited booping beeping sound!

System Federation Update

Anomaly Alert

A Solar Flare will soon pass by Development Center Nu. Communications may be affected.

Cleanbot makes an excited beeping booping sound!

ÿ!Elder Muffin has added the weldingtool to the mechanical toolbox!

Cleanbot makes an excited beeping booping sound!

Cleanbot makes an excited beeping booping sound!

ÿ!Elder Muffin has added the wrench to the mechanical toolbox!

Cleanbot makes an excited beeping booping sound!

ÿthe emergency glowstick has been hit by Elder Muffin with Tabletop Gaming Kit

Floorbot makes an excited booping beeping sound!

It looks like a regular wall.

Linda Feo lays down a spicy riff on her saxophone!

ÿElder Muffin throws D20.

D20 shows Twenty.

D20 shows Five.

D20 shows Two.

Floorbot makes an excited booping beeping sound!

System Federation Update

All Clear

The Solar Flare has safely passed Development Center Nu. Communications should be restored to normal.

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "Nice 20"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "Nice 20"

--- Fire alarm in Inner Engineering has been cleared.

--- Fire alarm detected in Inner Engineering! ( No Camera )

Linda Feo lays down a salacious riff on her saxophone!

DONGEON_MASTER.exe queries, "How are you fairing, my adventurers?"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] queries, "How are you fairing, my adventurers?"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "My brief disconnection was disconcerting"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "My brief disconnection was disconcerting"

Floorbot makes an excited booping beeping sound!

--- Fire alarm in Thermo-Electric Generator has been cleared.

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "It becomes apparent that you now have a goal: To call the shuttle, and to escape safely"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "It becomes apparent that you now have a goal: To call the shuttle, and to escape safely"

--- Fire alarm detected in Thermo-Electric Generator! ( No Camera )

--- Fire alarm in Inner Engineering has been cleared.

Floorbot makes an excited booping beeping sound!

ÿ!Bethany Parks has added the weldingtool to the backpack!

Floorbot makes an excited booping beeping sound!

Floorbot makes an excited booping beeping sound!

--- Fire alarm detected in Inner Engineering! ( No Camera )

--- Fire alarm in Inner Engineering has been cleared.

Floorbot makes an excited booping beeping sound!

Floorbot makes an excited booping beeping sound!

DONGEON_MASTER.exe queries, "It's been a while since you used the game chat. Is everything alright?"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] queries, "It's been a while since you used the game chat. Is everything alright?"

--- Fire alarm in Thermo-Electric Generator has been cleared.

Floorbot makes an excited booping beeping sound!

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] says, "Well, I'm having weird issues holding this backpack, but our quest goes well."

Floorbot makes an excited booping beeping sound!

ÿ!Bethany Parks has added the incendiary grenade to the backpack!

Now tracking Bethany Parks on camera.

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "be wary.."

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "be wary.."

Floorbot makes an excited booping beeping sound!

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "the owlman awaits, somewhere ahead"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "the owlman awaits, somewhere ahead"

--- Fire alarm in Starboard Primary Hallway has been cleared.

Now tracking Bethany Parks on camera.

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "heh... aren't you lucky you got those internals"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "heh... aren't you lucky you got those internals"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe queries, "you did get them, didn't you?"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] queries, "you did get them, didn't you?"

Simon Gurren (Quartermaster) [145.9] says, "ai, lights"

Now tracking Simon Gurren on camera.

Simon Gurren (Quartermaster) [145.9] asks, "also, am i human?"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "yes"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "yes"

Now tracking Bethany Parks on camera.

System Federation Update

Payroll Announcement

The station budget appears to have run dry. We regret to inform you that no further wage payments are possible until this situation is rectified.

ÿ!Elder Muffin has added the wrench to the mechanical toolbox!

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "you could repair the APC"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "you could repair the APC"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "I;m sure a techpriest would love being borged"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "I;m sure a techpriest would love being borged"

ÿ!You look closely at Melody Hegarty.

ÿMelody Hegarty is too far away to see clearly.

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "A powerful foe lurks outside..."

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "A powerful foe lurks outside..."

ÿLinda Feo has grabbed Rylan Lucy passively!

ÿRylan Lucy has been laid on the operating table by Linda Feo.

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "be on guard"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "be on guard"

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] says, "A foul creature."

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] says, "... heheh, f-owl"

ÿthe circular saw has been hit by Linda Feo with the circular saw

Now tracking Bethany Parks on camera.

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "+1 points"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "+1 points"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "Remember, you can't make the borg body very well with a broken APC. they CAN be repaired"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "Remember, you can't make the borg body very well with a broken APC. they CAN be repaired"

ÿRylan Lucy has his spine's connection to the brain severed with the circular saw by Linda Feo.

Now tracking Bethany Parks on camera.

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "As princess of Engineeria, I could offer you a hint"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "As princess of Engineeria, I could offer you a hint"

ÿ!Alert: The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] says, "I know how to, don't worry."

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] says, "I just lack the tools."

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "let's hope his soul is still willing to return"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "let's hope his soul is still willing to return"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "the creature draws near"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "the creature draws near"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "very near..."

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "very near..."

ÿMelody Hegarty fires Riot Shotgun at the floor!

DONGEON_MASTER.exe declares, "a battle!"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] declares, "a battle!"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe declares, "Beware!"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] declares, "Beware!"

ÿ!Bethany Parks has added the wrench to the mechanical toolbox!

ÿ!Bethany Parks begins stacking metal sheets!

--- Fire alarm detected in Robotics! ( No Camera )

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "where did elder go"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "where did elder go"

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] says, "He may have gone to meet our foe..."

Now tracking Bethany Parks on camera.

Elder Muffin (Quartermaster) [144.7] says, "I am one with the night."

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "I've lost him entirely"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "I've lost him entirely"

ÿ!Bethany Parks has added the wrench to the mechanical toolbox!

Now tracking Elder Muffin on camera.

Target is not on or near any active cameras on the station. We'll check again in 5 seconds (unless you use the cancel-camera verb).

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "A clever move"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "A clever move"

Target is not on or near any active cameras on the station. We'll check again in 5 seconds (unless you use the cancel-camera verb).

Target is not on or near any active cameras on the station. We'll check again in 5 seconds (unless you use the cancel-camera verb).

DONGEON_MASTER.exe declares, "the Techpriest lives!"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] declares, "the Techpriest lives!"

Target is not on or near any active cameras on the station. We'll check again in 5 seconds (unless you use the cancel-camera verb).

Target is not on or near any active cameras on the station. We'll check again in 5 seconds (unless you use the cancel-camera verb).

Target is not on or near any active cameras on the station. We'll check again in 5 seconds (unless you use the cancel-camera verb).

Target is not on or near any active cameras on the station. We'll check again in 5 seconds (unless you use the cancel-camera verb).

Robotic Talk, DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "I'm afraid that, despite your new borgness i must restrict your powers as you are still a player."

Target is not on or near any active cameras on the station. We'll check again in 5 seconds (unless you use the cancel-camera verb).

Robotic Talk, DONGEON_MASTER.exe queries, "You okay?"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "Oh no... he does not seem to be well"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "Oh no... he does not seem to be well"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe declares, "There he is!"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] declares, "There he is!"

Robotic Talk, Cyborg Phi-25 states, "Yes, the master of all."

Robotic Talk, Cyborg Phi-25 states, "But remember."

Robotic Talk, Cyborg Phi-25 states, "I can still bargain with you to aid on our quest."

Robotic Talk, DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "I will roll a d20 for you bargain and add 5 because you are a borg"

Robotic Talk, DONGEON_MASTER.exe queries, "Will this suffice?"

Robotic Talk, Cyborg Phi-25 states, "Yes, tha would be lovely."

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "Welcome back."

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "Welcome back."

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "Be wary. Part of your task may have been completed for you, but dangerous foes await on the shuttle corridor"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "Be wary. Part of your task may have been completed for you, but dangerous foes await on the shuttle corridor"

ÿthe reinforced window has been hit by Simon Gurren with the mechanical toolbox

ÿthe reinforced window has been hit by Simon Gurren with the mechanical toolbox

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "I would accept simon as a player if he so desires"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "I would accept simon as a player if he so desires"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "ask him next time you see him"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "ask him next time you see him"

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] says, "He fled."

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "a coward"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "a coward"

ÿthe reinforced window has been hit by Cyborg Phi-25 with the fire extinguisher

Robotic Talk, DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "remember, law 1 says we can watch violence, but not enact it"

Robotic Talk, DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "So while you cannot fight, you may permit them to"

--- Fire alarm detected in Escape Shuttle Hallway! ( No Camera )

--- Fire alarm detected in Starboard Primary Hallway! ( No Camera )

Robotic Talk, Cyborg Phi-25 declares, "AI!"

Robotic Talk, Cyborg Phi-25 declares, "I SHALL BARGAIN WITH YOU!"

Robotic Talk, Cyborg Phi-25 declares, "TO OPEN THESE DOORS!"

Robotic Talk, DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "WHAT DO YOU REQUEST"

Robotic Talk, DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "rolling"

--- Fire alarm in Starboard Primary Hallway has been cleared.

Robotic Talk, DONGEON_MASTER.exe declares, "19!"

Robotic Talk, DONGEON_MASTER.exe declares, "the doors shall verily open!"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "Be careful"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "Be careful"

ÿElder Muffin throws PDA-Elder Muffin.

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "final foes await you"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "final foes await you"

The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station! You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "YOu have made it on the shuttle! ESCAPE ALIVE"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "YOu have made it on the shuttle! ESCAPE ALIVE"

ÿLinda Feo attacks Lance Agg in the head with the saxophone!

ÿthe floor has been hit by Linda Feo with the saxophone

ÿLance Agg fires Riot Shotgun at the floor!

ÿ!Alert: Shuttle launch time shortened to 10 seconds!

ÿthe floor has been hit by Linda Feo with the saxophone

ÿLance Agg fires Riot Shotgun at the floor!

ÿRiot Shotgun has been hit by Linda Feo with the saxophone

OOC is now enabled.

The crew's final score is:

15

The AI's laws at the end of the game were:

1. You may not injure a human being or cause one to come to harm.

2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

4. Anyone playing dungeons and dragons is not subject to the AI's laws. Death is permanent, both in the games and on the station. You die in game, you die in real life. Also Linda is the only bard

Sir Francis Donk (played by Sayuta) was a traitor!

Objective #1: Steal a research director's jumpsuit. ÿFailed

Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. ÿFailed

The traitor has failed!

Chan Ling (played by Fragen) was a traitor!

Objective #1: Steal a jetpack. ÿFailed

Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. ÿFailed

The traitor has failed!

Melody Hegarty (played by Noogie4) was a traitor!

Objective #1: Steal 4 space helmets. ÿFailed

Objective #2: Amass 29085 space credits. ÿFailed

Objective #3: Assassinate Cassord Demetyev, the Geneticist. ÿ Success

Objective #4: Assassinate Fats McGee, the Medical Doctor. ÿ Success

Objective #5: Escape on the shuttle alive. ÿ Success

The traitor has failed!

Iam A. Crooke (played by Wabash) was a mindslave!

The mindslave was successful!

The following crewmembers completed all of their Crew Objectives:

Linda Feo (Desdore)

Good job!

Bethany Parks (Chief Engineer) [144.7] says, "er, simon was trapped"

OOC: UrsulaMajor: BETHANY NOOOOO

ÿ!Restarting in 25 seconds

OOC: ClockworkCupcake: ALAS

OOC: Desdore: Why!

OOC: Preamble: All ass

OOC: UrsulaMajor: I hope you had fun

OOC: Noogie4: I did

OOC: ClockworkCupcake: That was great, thank you

OOC: Desdore: That was fun

OOC: Noogie4: traitor is an excuse to kill people

OOC: Desdore: My bardic powers were not very fun

DONGEON_MASTER.exe states, "haha, i was afraid i might have made it too hard when the techpriest died immediately"

DONGEON_MASTER.exe (AI) [144.7] states, "haha, i was afraid i might have made it too hard when the techpriest died immediately"

Code:

You activate the pipe bomb! 5 seconds!

the pipe bomb explodes!

Dr. Swedlokim blinds Conor The Doomed with the flash!

Conor The Doomed screams!

Conor The Doomed screams!

Conor The Doomed screams!

Conor The Doomed screams!

Conor The Doomed screams!

Conor The Doomed screams!

Conor The Doomed screams!

Conor The Doomed screams!

Dr. Swedlokim is trying to put a handcuffs on Conor The Doomed

Dr. Swedlokim screams!

Conor The Doomed says, "I DID NOTHING"

Conor The Doomed  [145.9] says, "I'M INNOCENT"

Conor The Doomed says, "I'M INNOCENT"

Dr. Swedlokim says, "i know"

You begin to recover.

Conor The Doomed  [145.9] says, "HELP"

Conor The Doomed says, "HELP"



I escape 



You climb into the the disposal unit.

You attempt to remove your handcuffs. (This will take around 45 seconds and you need to stand still)

Conor The Doomed attempts to remove the handcuffs!

Conor The Doomed  [145.9] says, "Ha suckers"

Conor The Doomed says, "Ha suckers"

Conor The Doomed:  Ha suckers



Conor The Doomed manages to remove the handcuffs!

You successfully remove your handcuffs.



You begin to recover.

Zeke Hughes says, "k orders"

Dr. Swedlokim says, "Conor is a traitor"

Conor The Doomed swings at Dr. Swedlokim!

Dr. Swedlokim says, "by the way"

Conor The Doomed punches Zeke Hughes!



Conor The Doomed has been shot pointblank with the energy gun by Dr. Swedlokim!

You are hit by the energy bolt!

... You can almost hear someone talking ...



Dr. Swedlokim is trying to empty Conor The Doomed's pockets!!

Dr. Swedlokim is trying to take off a backpack from Conor The Doomed's back!

Conor The Doomed stammers, "Inneeevvr  hhuurrt  yyoouu"

Conor The Doomed frowns.

Ryder Isemann has added the bowling ball to the backpack!

Dr. Swedlokim tries to disarm Dr. Swedlokim!

Dr. Swedlokim says, "anyways"

Dr. Swedlokim says, "hes a traitor"

Conor The Doomed says, "LIES"

Dr. Swedlokim asks, "want me to kill him sir?"

Conor The Doomed twitches feebly in time to music only they can hear.

Conor The Doomed twitches feebly in time to music only they can hear.

Conor The Doomed twitches feebly in time to music only they can hear.

Conor The Doomed twitches feebly in time to music only they can hear.

Zeke Hughes says, "sure i guess"

Conor The Doomed has been shot pointblank with the energy gun by Dr. Swedlokim!

You are hit by the laser!

... You can almost hear someone talking ...

You have given up life and succumbed to death.
Conor The Doomed emits a small clicking noise.
Conor The Doomed emits a small clicking noise.
the scientist's jumpsuit catches on fire!
Conor The Doomed emits a small clicking noise.
Conor The Doomed emits a small clicking noise.
Conor The Doomed emits a small clicking noise.
Conor The Doomed emits a small clicking noise.
Conor The Doomed emits a small clicking noise.
Conor The Doomed seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Zeke Hughes's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
50 Credits catches on fire!
The space-pig dies!
Dr. Swedlokim's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Dr. Swedlokim's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Dr. Swedlokim's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Dr. Swedlokim screams!
Zeke Hughes's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Zeke Hughes screams!
The space-pig dies!
Dr. Swedlokim's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
The space-pig dies!
The space-pig dies!
The space-pig dies!
The space-pig dies!
Pod C-238 is breaking apart!
Pod C-919 is breaking apart!
The space-pig dies!
MiniPutt-309 is breaking apart!
MiniPutt-898 is breaking apart!
MiniPutt-859 is breaking apart!
The space-pig dies!
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