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Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Weavel - 06-15-2013
after lighting a load of plasma fires and changing disguise a few times, I grabbed my last bomb, and this gem of an opportunity arose
Nathan River says, "lennox"
Nathan River asks, "did you bomb this all by any chance?"
Buttbot beeps, "did you bomb this all by any butt"
Buttbot beeps, "butts"
BOOM
DEAD: Ghost (Nathan River) laments, "well"
DEAD: Ghost (Donny Magor) moans, "no nathan I did not bomb anything I swear"
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - atomic1fire - 06-15-2013
For whatever reason, get the idea to set my jumpsuit on fire and convince people I'm burning to death.
Sadly I don't see any fire, so I throw my jumpsuit off.
This funny thing happens
Unknown throws Grey Jumpsuit.
The soda machine beeps, "Grife-O - the soda of a space generation!"
Brian Garland [145.9] gasps, "i need medkit"
Dr. Kay farts like a goone!
You have added PDA-Terrell Wilkerson to the backpack.
Dr. Kay claps.
Sosa Montana says, "Dude."
You have added Terrell Wilkerson's ID Card (Staff Assistant) to the backpack.
Sosa Montana asks, "Did you just spew fire?"
You have added Zippo lighter to the backpack.
Sosa Montana says, "Aweesome."
You have added Cigarette Packet to the backpack.
Terrell Wilkerson (as Unknown) slurs, "yyeeeesshh"
Unknown hiccups.
Unknown hiccups.
Terrell Wilkerson (as Unknown) slurs, "I nneeeeddd nneeww ppaannnthhffsshh"
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - The Card - 06-15-2013
atomic1fire Wrote:To be fair, a lot of things players can do are unrealistic.Especially since breathing pure oxygen would kill you anyways.
Or surviving in space with a oxygen tank and a flimsy orange spacesuit.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - ThoseDernSquirrels - 06-15-2013
Klayboxx Wrote:ThoseDernSquirrels Wrote:Gannon Sullivan successfully executes a Chaos Dunk!
something beautiful happened
pfeh, it's not like it's a secret. It IS hilarious, though.
that was my first chaos dunk
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Hard Boiled - 06-15-2013
Hard Boiled [145.9] exclaims, "TIME TO BREAK THE ENGINE
Setting the sink about 5 minutes in.
You attach the device to the cable.
You activate the device!
Setting off a bomb and unknowingly putting it in my backpack.
You activate the pipe bomb! 5 seconds!
You have added the pipe bomb to the backpack.
the pipe bomb explodes!
DEAD: Ghost (Hard Boiled) moans, "; FUCK ENGINES, BLOW UP BITCHES!"
Kyle London says, "time to look for sink everyone, god speed"
Shitty Bill says, "Nice face, Colonel."
Chan Ling says, "deathgasp"
Chan Ling says, "Damn"
Doc Holladay [145.9] says, "*sigh"
Doc Holladay says, "*sigh"
Salem Blackwater [145.9] says, "I believe the engine has exploded"
Salem Blackwater says, "I believe the engine has exploded"
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Hard Boiled - 06-16-2013
OOC: Danny beedle: Hard Boiled (as Nerd) says, "I'll shed one tear over you. Only one."
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - BlackPhoenix - 06-16-2013
ThoseDernSquirrels Wrote:They grow up so fast *tearKlayboxx Wrote:ThoseDernSquirrels Wrote:Gannon Sullivan successfully executes a Chaos Dunk!
something beautiful happened
pfeh, it's not like it's a secret. It IS hilarious, though.
that was my first chaos dunk
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Swedish Horror - 06-17-2013
i was a swedish elvis chavish bellowing bowler with an artistic toolbox, i bowled over people then fed them to the toolbox. so many boxes. then it ate me because a dumb scientist with hyperzine kept pushing me away from downed people.
Alex Cueva asks, "do you know why everyone in arrivals got turned into boxes?
Alex Cueva says, "cause i arrived and there are boxes everywhere with the names of people on them and all their stuff inside"
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Swedish Horror - 06-17-2013
![[Image: x1A5ZKw.png?1]](http://i.imgur.com/x1A5ZKw.png?1)
it's times like these that make me love this game
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Weavel - 06-17-2013
left shuttle rules ok
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Swedish Horror - 06-17-2013
Code:
Swedish Horror [145.9] says, "they don't show up in pictures"
Swedish Horror says, "they don't show up in pictures"
Fish Fingers says, "FUCK"
the space bear claws at Fish Fingers!
Swedish Horror pets the space bear!
Fish Fingers says, "HELP DAMNIT"
the space bear claws at Fish Fingers!
Swedish Horror says, "its so cute"
the space bear claws at Fish Fingers!
Swedish Horror says, "dawwww"
Maxwell Sealis [145.9] says, "FIRE IN ARRIVALS IM SORRY"
Fish Fingers says, "SWEDISH"
the space bear claws at Fish Fingers!
Fish Fingers says, "HELp"
Rube Potter [145.9] says, "AI please open this door"
Josiah Volt [145.9] says, "STUPID SPACE LAG"
Skunk Man [145.9] says, "ive been seperated from buzzbudy"
Swedish Horror pets the space bear!
Definitely Dead [145.9] exclaims, "no!"
the space bear has been hit by Fish Fingers with the crowbar
the space bear charges at Fish Fingers!
the space bear mauls Fish Fingers!
the cave floor has been hit by Tim Kellog with the whip
the space bear claws at Fish Fingers!
the space bear claws at Fish Fingers!
Swedish Horror says, "stop angering it"
the space bear claws at Fish Fingers!
Swedish Horror pets the space bear!
Fish Fingers cries.
the space bear claws at Fish Fingers!
Swedish Horror pets the space bear!
the space bear has been hit by Tim Kellog with the whip
Skunk Man [145.9] says, "got him again"
Swedish Horror says, "thats a good space bear"
the space bear claws at Swedish Horror!
Swedish Horror exclaims, "bad space bear!"
the space bear claws at Swedish Horror!
Swedish Horror pets the space bear!
Swedish Horror pets the space bear!
the space bear mauls Swedish Horror!
Swedish Horror gasps, "don't you know your manners"Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - LinkDaWolf - 06-17-2013
You give Shitty Bill a swirlie. It's like Middle School all over again!
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - CaptainBravo - 06-19-2013
so through the magic of DEMOCRACY the roundtype had somehow been changed to Monkey. since the vote for it automatically restarted the round, all of the traitors from the previous round were turned into pro monkey hunters, save for myself who got noticed too late. instead, i was bravoe maen. once i figured out how quickly you could crush groups of people with the headcrush and ribcracker moves + doing the leap to other places while having them grabbed, i started tearing through the monkeys and the crew. until this happened.
![[Image: of0jjM9.png]](http://i.imgur.com/of0jjM9.png)
i was completely invincible but unable to move or do anything. also i was unconscious but still able to see everything going on around me. like the syndicates trying to murder me for forever. i would have been madder about it all but it was just so damn funny sitting there watching them try to kill my immortal body.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - UrsulaMejor - 06-19-2013
CaptainBravo Wrote:.macho leap is currently bugged. There's a chance that it'll freeze you and anyone you were currently grabbing indefinitely
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - CaptainBravo - 06-19-2013
UrsulaMejor Wrote:CaptainBravo Wrote:.macho leap is currently bugged. There's a chance that it'll freeze you and anyone you were currently grabbing indefinitely
i slammed like eight people with it before it bugged so that's not a bad success rate i guess