I-Sett Wrote:Also, I can't believe I didn't screenshot the four-person super blob from yesterday that stretched from hydroponics, past security, down through the AI core and engineering and onto the escape shuttle. Black, Blue, Teal and Green Blob LIVE ON!

Houka Wrote:Oar Dehrv tries to knock the Russian revolver out of Rite Krel's hand!
BOOM! Rite Krel's head explodes.
Oar Dehrv screams!
Rite Krel emits a loud clunk!


Welp.

Kirex Wrote:Cent. Comm. hat comes to life!
The living Cent. Comm. hat puts a hat on the fat and sassy space-bee!

Quote:THE TRIAL OF HEISENBEE
A children's book by F. Briner:

Heisenbee had done a very bad crime in the animal courtroom, he stung Albert the Monkey without warning and that made Albert very sad.

Albert the Monkey had asked the owl police, which was headed by Hooty McJudgementowl, to arrest Heisenbee, which is a very mean thing to do to a bee!

The owl jury stood silent as Heisenbee's lawyer, a fresh-faced monkey by the name of Tanhony and a voice the sound of horses running wild entered the courtroom.

Heisenbee buzzed questioningly at the judge! The judge, his Honor Muggles screeched back Heisenbee's terrible and awful crimes! Tanhony asked Heisenbee to remain quiet.

The mammalian Jury grew restless, Jones the cat hissed at the mouse, who was taking notes of the proceedings. Tanhony gave his appeal to the animal Jury.

The brothers gnome, Chompski and Chompski, were not convinced and voted Heisenbee guilty of attempted murder! Which was very bad for Heisenbee!

The owls stood silent, which as we all know means that they knew in their hearts of hearts that Heisenbee was guilty.

The mammalian jury was silent, having just convinced the cockroach that Heisenbee was not like other bugs and was in fact guilty.

Heisenbee buzzed in panic, and buzzed angrily at Tanhony! He was led off the premises by Franklin Briner the Chief Engineer. THE END

Quote:THE MURDER OF MOUSE THE MOUSE
A children's book by F. Briner:

Mouse the mouse had just been murdered, killed by the currilous cats of Kazakhstan!

And right in the heart of the animal courtroom, someone was going to lose their job over this, said Franklin Briner the Chief Engineer. The security cockroach beat its antennae nervously.

But sadly the animal court was far too corrupt to do anything about this crime, learn from, children, don't let anyone get killed!!!
THE END

Quote:Ricky Robby [145.9] says, "yo, i'm about to blow up my dumb little house right next to QM in space"
Ricky Robby [145.9] exclaims, "it's made out of erebtie, so, uh, stay out!!!"
Franklin Briner [145.9] says, "What if I want to visit"
Ricky Robby [145.9] says, "are you trying to make an explosive entrance"
Vasco Da Gama [145.9] stammers, "Whheeerree tthhhee hheeellllll ddiid ttthiiiiss gy gget ssooommmuuuchhh eerrebbiitt frrrroomm??"
Franklin Briner [145.9] says, "No"
Ricky Robby [145.9] says, "well I'm gonna blow it up"
Ricky Robby [145.9] says, "right now"
Reaver Jones [145.9] says, "God speed, Ricky."
Ricky Robby makes a weird noise!
Ricky Robby says, "hey"
Ricky Robby says, "what the"
Franklin Briner says, "Nice place"
Ricky Robby exclaims, "i told you i'm gonna blow it up!!!"
Franklin Briner says, "How and why"
Franklin Briner says, "Well how are you going to do that"
Ricky Robby exclaims, "why the heck not!"
Ricky Robby is engulfed in a column of flames!
the decent Stbite floor explodes!
the decent Ereeel wall explodes!
Ricky Robby's Ricky Robby's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Ricky Robby's Ricky Robby's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Franklin Briner's Franklin Briner's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
You feel cold!
the decent Stbite floor explodes!
the backpack catches on fire!
Ricky Robby's Ricky Robby's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
the decent Ereeel floor explodes!
DEAD: Ghost (Ricky Robby) wails, "oh god what"

Quote:Look closely at the fire