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Discount Dan's Discount Furniture! - aft2001 - 11-26-2016
I got this idea from this link: http://www.discount-dans.com/ (Courtesy of HydroFloric on IRC)
So, when some clown steals the bar's chairs, where ya gonna sit? Well, just order Discount Dan's Discount Furniture! Made with real, recycled, lead painted wood! Have a seat! But don't sit down too hard, or else it'll snap and stab you through the ass! Have a lovely Discount Dinner on your Discount Table! But be careful, it's painted with lead... Also try Discount Dan's Discount lockers, that totally work properly and don't just fall apart (before you use it a couple times, anyways).
Purchaseable from your local QM, or on derelict stations!
Since I don't have ANY experience with GoonCode and I barely know the basics of DM, I can't make this stuff. I guess I could sprite it but, I just wanted to throw this thread together.
If someone else with actual skill can make something like this, please do!
RE: Discount Dan's Discount Furniture! - HydroFloric - 11-26-2016
Its all lead, I like that
RE: Discount Dan's Discount Furniture! - Wraithcraft - 11-27-2016
ASBESTOS LADEN EVERYTHING!