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Smuggling items in food - Nnystyxx - 08-08-2016

Make food items act as single-slot containers with a size limit a step down from their actual item size, so that you can smuggle valuable items to, say, a prisoner to aid their escape or hide your useful shit/your stash/trash in innocuous food items. When you finish eating the food, the item within appears at your hand/feet. Possibly a tiny percentage chance to fuck up and swallow it.

I want to see a Sec officer uncomfortably stuffing his hand into a cake rooting around for drugs. I don't think we have cooked turkeys but also please imagine this with a cooked turkey. Just reaching right up in there.

I know you can theoretically do this with pies, but it's very obvious as to what's in it when you do


RE: Smuggling items in food - Noah Buttes - 08-08-2016

(08-08-2016, 08:12 PM)Nnystyxx Wrote: Make food items act as single-slot containers with a size limit a step down from their actual item size, so that you can smuggle valuable items to, say, a prisoner to aid their escape or hide your useful shit/your stash/trash in innocuous food items. When you finish eating the food, the item within appears at your hand/feet. Possibly a tiny percentage chance to fuck up and swallow it.

I want to see a Sec officer uncomfortably stuffing his hand into a cake rooting around for drugs. I don't think we have cooked turkeys but also please imagine this with a cooked turkey. Just reaching right up in there.

I know you can theoretically do this with pies, but it's very obvious as to what's in it when you do

Fun fact: you can hide items inside of sponge cakes.


RE: Smuggling items in food - Grek - 08-09-2016

You can also hide razor blades in candy.


RE: Smuggling items in food - DreamCarver - 08-09-2016

(08-09-2016, 12:24 AM)Grek Wrote: You can also hide razor blades in candy.

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