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Monkey NPC chatter - Purdie - 07-17-2016

i think monkeys should say shit all the time like shitty bill does but only monkeys can understand it


RE: Monkey NPC chatter - Roomba - 07-17-2016

monkey [145.9] chimpers,

monkey [145.9] chimpers,

monkey [145.9] chimpers,

monkey [145.9] chimpers,

Noah Buttes [145.9] says, "WHO RELEASED ALL THE MONKEYS IN GENETICS AND TURNED ON THE INTERCOM"

monkey [145.9] chimpers,

monkey [145.9] chimpers,

monkey [145.9] chimpers,

monkey [145.9] chimpers,

monkey [145.9] chimpers,

Cluwne Clone  [145.9] says, "HONK"

monkey [145.9] chimpers,

monkey [145.9] chimpers,

monkey [145.9] chimpers,


RE: Monkey NPC chatter - Mageziya - 07-17-2016

I'd say no to this, solely because the stations starts with a lot of monkeys and it'd really clog up things like dead chat. Unless, of course, monkey muttering was rather rare.


RE: Monkey NPC chatter - misto - 07-18-2016

just give them that shakespeare disease, something something infinite typewriters, its almost a joke


RE: Monkey NPC chatter - Erev - 07-18-2016

(07-18-2016, 03:23 AM)misto Wrote: just give them that shakespeare disease, something something infinite typewriters, its almost a joke

Fun fact - they can catch diseases including ones with that symptom and they do recite the lines.


RE: Monkey NPC chatter - Vitatroll - 07-18-2016

Sometimes a geneticist works by keeping several monkeys alive and they all invariably wind up with coprolalia somehow. This experience leads me to say nay to this.


RE: Monkey NPC chatter - Frank_Stein - 07-18-2016

Maybe not every monkey, but certain key ones? Any monkey that starts with clothes, for sure


RE: Monkey NPC chatter - A4Brogan - 07-18-2016

Thing is, Don't monkeys always just "chimper" without text unless you ARE a monkey? Because if you want scripted conversations that happen once in a blue moon, I am more than happy to write enough banter to fill a SegaCD game.


RE: Monkey NPC chatter - poland spring - 07-18-2016

Mr Muggles should rarely spout helpful game tips ran through a Markov bot


RE: Monkey NPC chatter - Vitatroll - 07-18-2016

If we're looking for random shit for monkeys to say well, uh, #goonstation.

Heheh.. heh... ahahahahaha.

Just make sure the frequency is dialed down enough and I don't really care. I just don't want pages of 'Shit!' and 'Piss!' cluttering deadchat. Proximity hearing for deadchat shouldn't be mandatory in your average round.


RE: Monkey NPC chatter - atomic1fire - 07-20-2016

I feel like Monkey speak could just be monkeys occasionally saying things like "Want banana", "want poo", and "want drink". Except when they're angry, then they become violent "WANT HURT", with the occasional "want typewriter" as a joke.

They don't know how to grammar because they're monkeys.


RE: Monkey NPC chatter - Grek - 07-20-2016

Have them say "Want X." whenever they're pickpocketing, where X is what they're trying to steal.


RE: Monkey NPC chatter - Noah Buttes - 07-20-2016

(07-20-2016, 01:11 PM)Grek Wrote: Have them say "Want X." whenever they're pickpocketing, where X is what they're trying to steal.

I love this idea since it adds both flavor and utility.


RE: Monkey NPC chatter - Superlagg - 07-21-2016

What about if their lines only show up in deadchat if you died as a monkey?