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You can't monkey people anymore - somepotato - 04-04-2015

Used to, putting a brain in a monkey body would monkey them. But cloning them always makes them come out as human.
It's a buzzkill if you try to monkey yourself but I guess it's good for borgs that want to be human.


Re: You can't monkey people anymore - Velisan - 04-04-2015

This is probably since a monkey is just a mutated human now. They have a special primal genetics mutation, and cloning removes all mutations.


Re: You can't monkey people anymore - Archenteron - 04-04-2015

D.O.C. has something that would help with your monkey-to-human surgeries.


Re: You can't monkey people anymore - DyssalC - 04-04-2015

Actually, due to certain genetics changes, monkeying people is insanely easy.

It's a mutation now, so all genetics has to do is grab a monkey, store the mutation for being a monkey, pop you in, then give you the mutation.

Instant Chimping.


Re: You can't monkey people anymore - Fox McCloud - 04-04-2015

Still wish *humanizing* monkies was as easy as hitting them with mutadone.


Re: You can't monkey people anymore - UrsulaMejor - 04-04-2015

Fox McCloud Wrote:Still wish *humanizing* monkies was as easy as hitting them with mutadone.
see the response directly above yours?


Re: You can't monkey people anymore - Fox McCloud - 04-04-2015

UrsulaMejor Wrote:
Fox McCloud Wrote:Still wish *humanizing* monkies was as easy as hitting them with mutadone.
see the response directly above yours?

Yes, which dealt with turning someone into a monkey--I'm referring to the opposite; turning a monkey into a human---which was once was easy as feeding the monkey mutadone.


Re: You can't monkey people anymore - DyssalC - 04-04-2015

Fox McCloud Wrote:
UrsulaMejor Wrote:
Fox McCloud Wrote:Still wish *humanizing* monkies was as easy as hitting them with mutadone.
see the response directly above yours?

Yes, which dealt with turning someone into a monkey--I'm referring to the opposite; turning a monkey into a human---which was once was easy as feeding the monkey mutadone.
Store the monkey mutation, monkey becomes human. Also, what changed to make it so that mutadone doesn't remove the primal genetics mutation?


Re: You can't monkey people anymore - Vunterslaush - 04-04-2015

There is no reason that shouldn't just make a monkey human right on the spot. Bizarrely enough It refuses to work after several different monkeys with mutadone.


Re: You can't monkey people anymore - UrsulaMejor - 04-04-2015

There's a curable-by-mutadone variable set to false for all round start monkeys because vampires and changelings were smoking mutadone to eat monkeys


Re: You can't monkey people anymore - Dauntasa - 04-05-2015

UrsulaMejor Wrote:There's a curable-by-mutadone variable set to false for all round start monkeys because vampires and changelings were smoking mutadone to eat monkeys
vampires and changeling can just eat monkeys, though

like, straight up


Re: You can't monkey people anymore - Xeram - 04-05-2015

Bug Reports Wrote:NOTE: The fact that you are stupid is not a bug.



Re: You can't monkey people anymore - Carlarc - 04-05-2015

Dauntasa Wrote:
UrsulaMejor Wrote:There's a curable-by-mutadone variable set to false for all round start monkeys because vampires and changelings were smoking mutadone to eat monkeys
vampires and changeling can just eat monkeys, though

like, straight up
Last I checked, only changelings could, which seemed kind of dumb and gave changelings another advantage that just makes you wish you weren't antag.


Re: You can't monkey people anymore - Fox McCloud - 04-05-2015

UrsulaMejor Wrote:There's a curable-by-mutadone variable set to false for all round start monkeys because vampires and changelings were smoking mutadone to eat monkeys

Hum. Rather silly considering a beaker or two of styptic and a trip to the dinner remedies this for vamps.