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New cereal ( Cause we need more) - Shoddy - 12-31-2012
The one cereal that must be added... Cröonchy Stars
This was the official Swedish Chef cereal. http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Cr%C3%B6onchy_Stars
We must have Cröonchy Stars, because damn it's awesome
![[Image: Croonchystars.jpg]](http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20051228060746/muppet/images/f/f4/Croonchystars.jpg)
Part of a nutritious and balanced breakfast, Fuck yeah.
Re: New cereal ( Cause we need more) - Swedish Horror - 12-31-2012
I fully support this.
Re: New cereal ( Cause we need more) - FrontlineAcrobat4 - 12-31-2012
We need this cereal
Re: New cereal ( Cause we need more) - Katznelson - 12-31-2012
I imagine it will happen like this, 20 percent chance of getting the accent when eating it.
"You take a bite of Cröonchy Stars Cereal!"
"Mmm..."
"You suddenly feel Swedish..."
Re: New cereal ( Cause we need more) - Shoddy - 12-31-2012
Perhaps eating a bowl of this could trigger the opening theme for his program?
Or perhaps if they don't have a MIDI of that we could just have the person eating the cereal scream: orn desh born, der ritt de gott der gute,
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!
These words can be triggered when you have two pieces of cutlery in your hands, you clash them together and fling them across the room
Btw those are the actual lyrics to his theme.
Re: New cereal ( Cause we need more) - Zorafm - 12-31-2012
How about, it only spawns in the chef's backpack if he's swedish.
Re: New cereal ( Cause we need more) - epicdwarf - 12-31-2012
Zorafm Wrote:How about, it only spawns in the chef's backpack if he's swedish.No, it must always spawn in the kitchen! Why would you want to limit people's access to great cereal!
Re: New cereal ( Cause we need more) - Shoddy - 12-31-2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 5qnqjzfjbM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qj8PhxS ... detailpage <-- This one actually scared me when he screamed at the pumpkins with a chainsaw, he actually yells DIE!.
Also on the topic of food, can we please add in pickles mustard ketchup and spices? it gets boring as a chef making something and not having anything else to do with it.
Also add curry. i think i may have to make another thread for all my chef suggestions, i have very few suggestions for recipes, only things to do with your food you just made. Bork! Bork! Bork!.
Re: New cereal ( Cause we need more) - Cogwerks - 12-31-2012
I was thinking of working on more condiments as a later project.
Re: New cereal ( Cause we need more) - epicdwarf - 12-31-2012
We need to be able to drink mable syrup!
Re: New cereal ( Cause we need more) - FrontlineAcrobat4 - 12-31-2012
Pompkin Pie ala Bazookie
Re: New cereal ( Cause we need more) - Shoddy - 12-31-2012
FrontlineAcrobat4 Wrote:Pompkin Pie ala Bazookie
Was waiting for someone to say that.
Fuck it, lets just make this a muppet thread.
( this one also includes the swedish chef as the tempo!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0C4P1uO ... detailpage
Re: New cereal ( Cause we need more) - Aphtonites - 01-01-2013
I think I'll go ahead and work on this, i'll throw in some free toys in the boxes as well
Re: New cereal ( Cause we need more) - Veriox - 01-01-2013
There should be a type / flavor of cereal for each admin and/or coder, each one could have some cool chems inside when you eat it. I think that would be pretty cool
Re: New cereal ( Cause we need more) - Shoddy - 01-01-2013
All of them have to contain swedium in large doses, Bork! Bork! Bork!