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We all knew this would happen eventually - Morphing_Dwarf - 06-07-2014
Ok, so now almost all of the heads have a pet, with one exception. Why the fuck doesn't the HoS get a damn pet? Whenever I get tired of enforcing law and getting shot, I come back to my office. The only problem with this is that the only thing in my office is a locker that has been emagged and my comfy chair. I need a pet! I've no clue what the pet should be, but it should definitely wear a minature security jumpsuit complete with collector's edition toy stun baton.
Re: We all knew this would happen eventually - Sundance - 06-07-2014
A pet crab that can be picked up and used as a bludgeon for vigilantes and bad wizards. He pinches literally everyone that walks past causing mild brute damage. If you attempt to pick him up and you aren't the hos, he will pinch you which will cause you to drop him.
Re: We all knew this would happen eventually - Morphing_Dwarf - 06-07-2014
Hahahha yes
Re: We all knew this would happen eventually - Spy_Guy - 06-07-2014
![[Image: HnPHJfo.png]](http://i.imgur.com/HnPHJfo.png)
The Head Securibee.
Re: We all knew this would happen eventually - KikiMofo - 06-07-2014
Spy_Guy Wrote:Na I think all heads should have different animals/insects. I think the crab idea is good. Make it a pet magma crab that is smaller and has a toy baton and a beret.
The Head Securibee.
Re: We all knew this would happen eventually - Noah Buttes - 06-07-2014
The CE and HoP have pets?
Re: We all knew this would happen eventually - Morphing_Dwarf - 06-07-2014
Noah Buttes Wrote:The CE and HoP have pets?
Shhhhhhhh.... That was just a ploy to get a pet! Let them deal with that later!
Re: We all knew this would happen eventually - APARTHEID - 06-07-2014
Security does start out with something better than a pet: OFFICER BEEPSKY!
Re: We all knew this would happen eventually - KikiMofo - 06-07-2014
APARTHEID Wrote:Security does start out with something better than a pet: OFFICER BEEPSKY!True but refering to him as a pet is very rude and you will be paid a visit by Officer Beepsky's dad Mr Beepsky in a day or so. Please don't hide. It just makes it worse.
Re: We all knew this would happen eventually - Archenteron - 06-07-2014
Noah Buttes Wrote:The CE and HoP have pets?
Starting the petition to get the HoP their Head of Personnowl pet.
Re: We all knew this would happen eventually - Noah Buttes - 06-07-2014
Archenteron Wrote:Noah Buttes Wrote:The CE and HoP have pets?
Starting the petition to get the HoP their Head of Personnowl pet.
Make it a turtle, that way at least someone will do the HoP's job.
Re: We all knew this would happen eventually - Fox McCloud - 06-07-2014
My personal vote for the Head of Security's pet would be a wolf or German Shepdherd Dog.
Would have the "Protect" attribute like Heisenbee and "lil <name>" bees. (ie: you hurt the HoS and it'll cause his pet to aggro).
Re: We all knew this would happen eventually - atomic1fire - 06-07-2014
If the HOS's dog could play fetch, that could be great.
Be a clown, break into HOS's office to give doggie a treat and play fetch.
Also if it wasn't too OP perhaps HOS could have a dog whistle they can give an attack or follow command with, like Attack-That guy and the dog would knock that person down and leave them stunned, maybe do some brute damage. It would obviously only work for the HOS or someone with the HOS's DNA, and really only be effective on one person at a time.
I think HOS with a Police dog would be neat.
Re: We all knew this would happen eventually - Conor12 - 06-07-2014
George is the only dog for this station!
I might sprite a pet if I can think of a good enough pun name.
Re: We all knew this would happen eventually - ClockworkCupcake - 06-07-2014
I don't think we really need any more pets. The RD and the MD having one each works because they've got the whole goofy rivalry thing going.
That said, if you really want to give the HoS a pet, make it a pet brick or rock. Googly eyes, helps you apprehend criminals (when you chuck it at their head).