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how do i dodge the clown draft?!? - Violetsaber - 06-30-2025
Usual Clown name: Mephistopheles
BYOND username: Violetsaber
Recommended by (if applicable): my spouse thinks im funny :-)
Goon servers you play: 3 & 4 with a side of 1
This is an urgent call for help. Some few days ago i woke up to a clown diploma laying on my other pillow? I never went to clown college, i never had a clown give me a diploma, and i haven't mugged one for theirs. Ever since i've recieved cryptic calls about "clown suiting up for war" and received a "transfunny order to honk camp 2" among other "documents"- if you can call them that. This note is clearly scribbled on a chuck-e-cheese receipt. Paid for partly in cash, partly in card and partly in gift cards. I thought this was just a bad prank but late at night i hear faint squeaking in the attic, and then find half peeled bananas in the morning. All my water has been replaced with seltzer bottles. A roast chicken replaced with a pie. Not even a good pie! This is inhumane.
I don't want to join the clown corp, i'm not made for this! This needs to stop, are there any legal ex🤡perts in comedic law- wait what the fuck was that did anybody hear that? 🤡
I think somebody is in the house, i can hear the sound of balloon rubber twis💨ting. Wait, i think im hea[i]ring gas releasing- NO NO GET ME OUT OF THE CLOWN DRAFT HAHA I DON'T HONKING WANT TO CL[/i]
RE: how do i dodge the clown draft?!? - Violeta - 07-06-2025
+1, would make a good Honk