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The Pizza Vendor - Bologna Prime - 12-08-2013
The Pizza Machine, a wonderful contraption that creates pizza even when hydroponics makes nothing but weed. It has one flaw, however, it is pretty damn slow. I propose that the pizza machine be able to be hacked to fabricate pizzas at BLINDING SPEEDS, it could also be hacked for special toppings and a lower cost!
Re: The Pizza Vendor - Ines - 12-09-2013
What kind of special toppings are we talking?
Re: The Pizza Vendor - atomic1fire - 12-09-2013
you should be able to load the pizza vendor with extra ingrediants.
anything from actual food to shoes.
People love to steal shoes so why not let them make shoe pizza.
Plasma Shard Pizza for people who love to live dangerously.
Re: The Pizza Vendor - Darth Various - 12-09-2013
Speaking of pizzas, please make the Pizza Vendor vend forks if it doesn't already do so. (It didn't last time I checked but that's months ago now.) You need a fork to eat a pizza (unless that was changed.)
Make them cost twice as much as a pizza for extra griff.
Re: The Pizza Vendor - Rob Stark - 12-09-2013
How about we let the Botanists put weed in the pizzas?
Re: The Pizza Vendor - Klayboxx - 12-09-2013
Darth Various Wrote:Speaking of pizzas, please make the Pizza Vendor vend forks if it doesn't already do so. (It didn't last time I checked but that's months ago now.) You need a fork to eat a pizza (unless that was changed.)
Make them cost twice as much as a pizza for extra griff.
I'm 99% sure you've never needed a fork to eat a pizza, you need a knife to cut it into slices. Unless you need a fork to eat a pizza whole but
Re: The Pizza Vendor - Darth Various - 12-09-2013
Klayboxx Wrote:Darth Various Wrote:Speaking of pizzas, please make the Pizza Vendor vend forks if it doesn't already do so. (It didn't last time I checked but that's months ago now.) You need a fork to eat a pizza (unless that was changed.)
Make them cost twice as much as a pizza for extra griff.
I'm 99% sure you've never needed a fork to eat a pizza, you need a knife to cut it into slices. Unless you need a fork to eat a pizza whole but
Might have been a knife, sure. You need some kind of utensil at least, and it'd be cool if the Pizza Vendor vent it.
Re: The Pizza Vendor - atomic1fire - 12-09-2013
Adding those wheel shaped pizza cutters might be a better idea. Chef could use them for things and they'd probably be saferish.
Also why can't a wirecutter cut a pizza.
"Dumb Pubbie jaggedly cuts the pizza with a wire cutter"
Re: The Pizza Vendor - Captain_Bravo - 12-09-2013
How about we change it so there's no more "You can't fit all that in!" message for Pizzas, Melons, etc. Instead, you cram it all in your face, and depending on the food you have a chance at choking. Pizza would be low, melon be astronomically high. Help intent on a choking person applies the Heimlich!
Re: The Pizza Vendor - Lavastage - 12-09-2013
Captain_Bravo Wrote:How about we change it so there's no more "You can't fit all that in!" message for Pizzas, Melons, etc. Instead, you cram it all in your face, and depending on the food you have a chance at choking. Pizza would be low, melon be astronomically high. Help intent on a choking person applies the Heimlich!yes please.
Re: The Pizza Vendor - VictorMAngoStein - 12-09-2013
Always add more hilarious ways to accidentally kill yourself
Re: The Pizza Vendor - Bologna Prime - 12-10-2013
Hokie Wrote:What kind of special toppings are we talking?
Butts
Re: The Pizza Vendor - APARTHEID - 12-11-2013
The pizzas are NOT killing people.
This is a very big problem.
Re: The Pizza Vendor - Bologna Prime - 12-12-2013
APARTHEID Wrote:The pizzas are NOT killing people.
This is a very big problem.
What if for our really big Pizza Fans use their Pizza Fan Club Card to get a special sauce on their pizza?
Re: The Pizza Vendor - babayetu83 - 12-12-2013
make emagged pizza vendors stock hellpizza