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Chefs should be able to do table surgery without being drunk. - Cal - 12-26-2021

-PRESUMABLY- they're chefs, as much as they can be on a space station - It'd be nice if they could toss people (and monkies) on tables and slice off their arms and such.

In case you're wondering why I'm asking for this - I tried table surgery today, took 50u ethanol, gave my surger-ee 50u ethanol and it still wouldn't trigger.


RE: Chefs should be able to do table surgery without being drunk. - Waffleloffle - 12-26-2021

they have to be passed out for table surgery and you don't even have to drug them if you can get them to *faint long enough for it


RE: Chefs should be able to do table surgery without being drunk. - zjdtmkhzt - 12-27-2021

That is correct. The 40 unit ethanol limit applies to self-surgery (while standing) or surgery on a bed, iirc.

If you want to harvest monkey parts, presumably you're going to kill the monkeys anyway? If they are not unconscious, they won't let you do surgery on them. I don't see why the chef should get special treatment here in regards to surgery on humans.

The requirements for improvised surgery could certainly be unified a bit in general, right now they are a bit arcane, with different requirements for tables and beds, like, why should that make a difference?


RE: Chefs should be able to do table surgery without being drunk. - Cal - 12-27-2021

(12-27-2021, 08:53 AM)zjdtmkhzt Wrote: If you want to harvest monkey parts, presumably you're going to kill the monkeys anyway? If they are not unconscious, they won't let you do surgery on them. I don't see why the chef should get special treatment here in regards to surgery on humans.

I want to butcher people on tables tbh


RE: Chefs should be able to do table surgery without being drunk. - zjdtmkhzt - 12-27-2021

You can do that though, assuming they are dead or unconscious?