Come eat at the bar! - Printable Version

Come eat at the bar! - Printable Version

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Come eat at the bar! - Zorafm - 11-04-2013

The image is way too big to fit on this post, so I'll hand you the link http://i.imgur.com/lQCA2P4.jpg?1

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THE BURGLE
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You all should know this one, as you eat this thing
some call food, you will know you will be honking
in no time at all as this plague kicks in.

1. Mold is one of the lesser evils of this burger
as it is gross, but not as bad as the others.

2. The makers of this vile "ketchup" are not to be named,
for it is really fermented goat blood!

3.This type of meat is said to be grown from the abyss itself,
some say this rumored-to-be chunk is living and grows
hair on its rough stinky hide.

4.What this meat is, not even the most wretched Cluwne knows what this is!
Although, it does seem to look worm-like in structure.

5. Believe it or not, these rare demonic flies are what make the plague
happen, other then that, not much is known.

6.For some reason, these are just regular sesame seeds.
Go figure. Maybe a bit off?

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THE FRIES
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New demonic food has been found! Now I need your
help to figure out what it should be named! I
will, in the meantime, tell you what I know of it.

1. It would seem mold is not uncommon
of the demonic food kingdom (Yes, we need a new kingdom because these things are LIVING APPARENTLY!!!!!!)

2.Bugs from hell. all I can say, really.

3. Just as us humans have birthmarks, demonic
food does too. Oh, cute, a nucular warning sign........ best not to ask, really....

4. So um, apparently demons have gyms.... and sometimes.... well.... I'll leave you to think real hard
on what they replace for frying oil........ (Its still an oil Eek

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THE DRINK

I pretty much want help from the community on what to name.
Anyway, this drink really could be anything taken from ol' satan's
toliet, but alas, we must carry on.

1. Amanita phalloides also known as the "Death cap"
Is a favorite topping on these mind-numbing-from-just-the-smell
drinks! PRO TIP: If you're a human, stay away from this.

2. This seems to be demonic shaving cream,
left out for over a hundred years, whoever made this must be even weird for the demons.

3. And for last, the actual drink, is all the blood of
every mortal being combined, in one serving.
Don't know if it is true, but that is how the old tale tells.
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So, just as some last words, I drew this because I was looking
to kill some time, then I realized, "This odd looking moldy burger looks like a burgle!"
so I thought I should do some sort of funny gimmick with it and post it on the fourms.

As a last, I still want some names for the drink and fries, THE DRINK and THE FRIES, is
a little mundane and boring.

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS!

Re: Come eat at the bar! - Klayboxx - 11-04-2013

whopkins