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When high, we should hallucinate bees talking to us - Podrick Equus - 08-26-2020

I need more reasons to grow weed


RE: When high, we should hallucinate bees talking to us - sartorius - 08-26-2020

Self replicating machine elves when


RE: When high, we should hallucinate bees talking to us - kyle2143 - 08-26-2020

Okay, but what should they say? Write me an enormous list of bee hallucination quotes.


RE: When high, we should hallucinate bees talking to us - Podrick Equus - 08-26-2020

Challenge accepted. Give me 7 hours.


RE: When high, we should hallucinate bees talking to us - UrsulaMejor - 08-26-2020

remember, a bee will never threaten to stab you. They will just do it. Bees do not make threats. :beesassy:


RE: When high, we should hallucinate bees talking to us - DJ-Fireball_did_this - 08-26-2020

(08-26-2020, 01:39 PM)kyle2143 Wrote: Okay, but what should they say? Write me an enormous list of bee hallucination quotes.

A markov chain fed the wikipedia page on bees, the bible, random SS13 wiki pages and lines from the service channel.


RE: When high, we should hallucinate bees talking to us - Podrick Equus - 08-27-2020

Okay a bit more than 7 hours but here we go:
  • Hello (your name).
  • Will you bee my friend?
  • I missed you.
  • I've always loved you.
  • Where's (bee mom name)? I miss them.
  • Did you hear about the space wasp rebellion?
  • I wonder where they keep the good stuff.
  • To bee or not to bee, that is the question.
  • Where does Heisenbee get her hats?
  • I wish that the kibble tasted better.
  • You don't look like yourself. Are you okay?
  • Even though I smile a lot, I'm actually really sad inside.
  • Do you need a hug?
  • Go ahead, make one more bee joke. I dare you.
  • Bee grateful that I haven't stabbed you already.
  • You look weird.
  • Maybe things will get better after all.
  • Please, don't leave. We have so much to talk about.
  • Yeah cog I'll do that. I'm gonna make a garuantee, parallax within 2 weeks.
  • I'm kinda lonely.
  • I could use a hug.
  • Did you hear about the Syndibees? Nasty bees, those ones.
  • Who let the bees out?
  • Just keep buzzin'!
  • According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bee don't care what humans think is impossible.
  • Have you talked to Bombini lately? She's pretty cute.
  • lmao u look high af
  • I wonder where bees come from.
  • Only a wasp lover would say that.
  • Do you like me?
  • Do you hate me?
  • Can we leave this place?
  • I wanna go home.
  • Please take me with you.
  • We have a lot in common, you and I.
  • I like the funny honking person.
  • Seabees are not as cool as spacebees.
  • I wish my legs were longer.
  • What do you wanna be when you grow up?
  • I've always wanted to know what its like to have fingers.
  • Don't worry (your name), I'll always be with you. Always.
  • I like you.
  • What the buzz did you just say about me, you little buzzer?
  • Don't worry, bee happy.
  • Just stay calm and everything will bee all right.



RE: When high, we should hallucinate bees talking to us - vampirate - 08-27-2020

Plz write a bee version Rapper's Delight

Helpful tip: They say beat or rhyme the hard e a lot


RE: When high, we should hallucinate bees talking to us - aft2001 - 08-27-2020

Hallucinating that a swarm of bees stinging you could be dope too, or that nearby bees are stinging you, leading you to attack the bees and then they ACTUALLY start stinging you